brb constantly worrying about her being a slut
brb if she f*cks guys and messes around then your family name and reputation goes down the toilet
brb having to deal with girly issues such as periods and hormonal stress
brb probability of turning into a slut = 99.9%
brb walks into a club and guys instantly surround her like a pack of wolves
brb having to check her phone and ask her where she's going constantly
brb every bf she brings home has probably butt raped her and shoved his cawk down her throat
brb if she turns out ugly she gets bullied
brb constant stress
brb
i can honestly say that if my children are not all boys then i will f*cking cry myself to death and wish i never had kids. f*ck that sh*t
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06-12-2012, 11:36 AM #1★★★★★
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having a daughter is the worst possible thing that can happen to you. (srs)
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06-12-2012, 11:38 AM #2Registered User
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like they say:
is it a boy or an abortion?
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06-12-2012, 11:39 AM #3Banned
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semi agree with OP
if you get a girl you got to raise her extra well to make sure she isn't a sloot/dumb kunt
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06-12-2012, 11:40 AM #4ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
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lol. new ******** statusOriginally Posted by II Cybershot II
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06-12-2012, 11:40 AM #5Registered User
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No OP..I have a daughter...best thing ever.
Nothing better than dads little girl...As her dad I have rock star status 24/7 when I am around her.But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe Landīca, seize IT boys, make your lives extraordinary.
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06-12-2012, 11:40 AM #6Registered User
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lol not if you actually raise her right
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06-12-2012, 11:41 AM #7★★★★★
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lulz if i hear the news that its a girl im honestly gonna kill the nurse. but if its a boy ill celebrate like the force of a thousand spartansOriginally Posted by II Cybershot II
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06-12-2012, 11:42 AM #8Registered User
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you realize shes prolly gonna call the guy whos assfuking her daddy as wellOriginally Posted by tbonez3858
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06-12-2012, 11:42 AM #9Registered User
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hard to do these days. you can raise her right all you want but she's gonna get screwed up by the rest of her chithead friends at school and tv. nothing you can doOriginally Posted by notredamebrah
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06-12-2012, 11:42 AM #10Registered User
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Two daughters here.
My shotgun is ready.....I don't neg.
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06-12-2012, 11:42 AM #11Registered User
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Originally Posted by SethID
LULZ...My little girl would never do such a thing (not srs)But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe Landīca, seize IT boys, make your lives extraordinary.
Georgia crew
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06-12-2012, 11:42 AM #12★★★★★
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but how the f*ck can you do that man? if you're too protective then she'll want freedom so does sh*t behind ur back. if ur not strict enough she turns into a hoe.Originally Posted by regGQ
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06-12-2012, 11:43 AM #13Registered User
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hah I talk crap about never wanting a girl.
if it were to happen, i'd love her just as much as my son's... the unfortunate part for her would be she wouldn't leave my sight.
cuz Miscer's exist in real life.
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06-12-2012, 11:43 AM #14Registered User
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exactlyOriginally Posted by Comply_or_Die
but how the f*ck can you do that man? if you're too protective then she'll want freedom so does sh*t behind ur back. if ur not strict enough she turns into a hoe.
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06-12-2012, 11:43 AM #15Registered User
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that is the funniest sh*t i've heard in the last hour. All I gotta say is you have many points, but oh well. gangas gonna gang. no seriously. There's nothing better than being a father and whether it's a boy or girl, it doesn't matter. You as a parent will go thru many things that you might not like, all you can do is equip them with knowledge on what's acceptable and what's not and let them enjoy life. Otherwise, anything you do could come back to bite you..
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06-12-2012, 11:44 AM #16Delivering Negs
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Found out yesterday that my new child to be will not be an abortion.Originally Posted by SethID
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not srs. Would love them just as much. Only their toys would suck.
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06-12-2012, 11:44 AM #17★★★★★
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add to that social media platforms such as ******** and twitter.Originally Posted by machinebrah
brb tons of boys adding her on ******** and chatting to her
brb she loves the attention
brb turns into a hoe
brbLaughing at your team since 2008.
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06-12-2012, 11:45 AM #18Banned
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If you pay well you can choose the child's gender, no?
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06-12-2012, 11:45 AM #19Strawberry Shake Man
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yeah dude its gonna suck real fckin bad but at least at the end of the day you'll know shes getting sum and you aren't anymore
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06-12-2012, 11:45 AM #20Registered User
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Yep there has to be an even balance and your just gna have to hope she turns out right, bottom line is it comes down to parenting... and lucky for me I get to have my stab at it in about a week...Originally Posted by Comply_or_Die
srs... baby girl... c-section.... a week away....rock on.
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06-12-2012, 11:46 AM #21Registered User
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I look forward to excuses for murder.
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06-12-2012, 11:46 AM #22Registered User
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Op is a *******.
Your not a real man til you've had a daughter
Daddy's girls all the way
This post sums up the misc ******* insecurities when it comes to females.
Brb. Not raising a slut.Lift heavy, run hard.
Stay low,move fast!
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06-12-2012, 11:47 AM #23Still Breathin'
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Two daughters and a son checking in.
Only weak fathers and sh!tty leaders worry about what kind of women their daughters will be.
Good Parenting and discipline > all
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06-12-2012, 11:48 AM #24Registered User
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this all the wayOriginally Posted by zidanny
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06-12-2012, 11:48 AM #25★★★★★
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Originally Posted by chaser6259
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06-12-2012, 11:48 AM #26Still Breathin'
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This 100%Originally Posted by zidanny
Women raised by strong fathers are what all of you *******s dream of.
BRB Greek Godess genetics stunt'n on you Foreveraloners
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06-12-2012, 11:49 AM #27Registered User
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every time i check out a hot chicks ass im glad i had a son.
misc'n since 2002 (srs)
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06-12-2012, 11:49 AM #28★★★★★
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age: 30Originally Posted by zidanny
if her father browses the misc then i'd hate to think what type of boys she meets.Laughing at your team since 2008.
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06-12-2012, 11:50 AM #29The Honky Barry White
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I used to think I wanted boys until I had my two girls. They are the apple of my eye. I get to show them how they should be treated, how they should carry themselves, and what to demand of themselves and potential suitors.
I am so proud. being the daddy of two girls also has helped me learn about MYSELF.
Boys are low maintenance and easy.
Girls take skill.
as far as the slut, etc all that. That ALL comes down to parenting. ALL OF IT. It is a byproduct of a bad home environment, low self esteem, etc.
When My girls hit the double digits in age, I will take them both to a swanky restaurant and present them with two rings and tell them that their heart is daddys until the right man comes along."If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-b*&ch, get it in writing. His word isn't worth ****. Not with the good lord telling him how to **** you on the deal."- William Seward Burroughs.
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06-12-2012, 11:51 AM #30Registered User
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lul i was jk, but in reality the external environment and influences are just too strong in the world today that they can overcome all the good values we can try to give them which is quite sadOriginally Posted by tbonez3858
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