Saw a couple of these thread in the archives but most of the people who made them end up getting banned. Thought this would be fun to do.
Relevant info to head off repetitive and anticipated questions:
-Not a fan of Israel. Went once on Birthright because it was free (lol) but didn't buy their propaganda about giving money and visiting their state in their future. Will only go again if it is free.
-Yes, my family has money. No, it is not from Wall Street (they are doctors).
-No, not religious. Learned Hebrew as a kid from going to Hebrew classes twice a week and even became semi-fluent but due to not using it since my bar mitzvah I can no longer even read it.
-Most people do not recognize me as Jewish from looks, but most people assume correctly from my last name (ends in -witz).
-Yes, I am a manlet.
-Have dated Jewish and non-Jewish girls (mostly non-Jewish). Prefer non-Jewish girls because they don't make you work as hard and generally have better personalities.
-No, I do not mind Holocaust jokes, but chances are I've already heard of all of the good ones. Did not lose any direct relatives in the Holocaust because my mom's family has been here since the 1750s (Charleston, South Carolina original Jewish Revolutionary War family) and my dad's family has been here since 1880.
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Thread: Ask a Jewish guy anything
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06-11-2012, 08:12 PM #1Registered User
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Ask a Jewish guy anything
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06-11-2012, 08:13 PM #2Proud Natty
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Get out
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06-11-2012, 08:13 PM #3Banned
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06-11-2012, 08:15 PM #4INTJ
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lol
this should get some good antisemitism going.
hey OP, how important will it be for you to continue on Jewish traditions / practice Jewish culture with your kids, or do you even care?
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06-11-2012, 08:15 PM #5
Is your mother's side Sephardic?
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06-11-2012, 08:15 PM #7Registered User
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I don't care. Am willing to be a free agent for any religion as long as my wife is hot and nice.Originally Posted by wulpurgis
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06-11-2012, 08:16 PM #8Banned
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this you brah? (not srs)
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06-11-2012, 08:17 PM #9Creatine Dealer
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You're going to have to choose either hot, or nice. A hot, nice woman is an oxy-moron.Originally Posted by JG18
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06-11-2012, 08:17 PM #10Registered User
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how does it feel to be a spawn of satan?
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06-11-2012, 08:17 PM #11Fur Burgers
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How big is your nose on a scale from mountain dew can to watermelon?
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06-11-2012, 08:17 PM #12Get big or die trying
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on a scale of 1-10 how many pumpernickel bagels can you fit on your nose? (jk)
Did you face a lot of discrimination as a Jew?
How accurate do you think the stereotypes are?https://soundcloud.com/streetofbulls/mtm1
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I asked her about this awhile ago and she said she actually descends from one of the few Ashkenazi families in the country at that time. Have mostly sephardic features -- very pale, blue eyes, although hair is dark brown. Dad's side that came over is Austrian/Polish.Originally Posted by WIJG
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06-11-2012, 08:18 PM #14Registered User
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Why is your name so strong?
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06-11-2012, 08:19 PM #15Banned
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Originally Posted by DKayT
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06-11-2012, 08:20 PM #16Yeah, that's rare for the time. She's probably a Yekke.Originally Posted by JG18
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Is your dick cut?
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06-11-2012, 08:22 PM #18
what are your thoughts on Zionists ?
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06-11-2012, 08:22 PM #19i luv nuggets
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u shave yur pubes? no homo
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06-11-2012, 08:23 PM #20New Zealand
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You got a mushroom tip brah?
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06-11-2012, 08:23 PM #21Registered User
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Yes, except for the nose. I also rub my hands closer than that.Originally Posted by MoroccanBrah
Feels okay I suppose.Originally Posted by pietro11
Unsure. Nose is big but proportionate, not stereotypically hooked though. Looks like a Greek nose.Originally Posted by Datsyukdeke
Only eat bagels occasionally since I started working out but never liked pumpernickel. Prefer cinnamon raisin store-brand bagels with Philadelphia brand strawberry cream cheese though.Originally Posted by JacqueAttack
No, did not grow up in an area with a lot of Jews (rural Upstate NY) and most people had never met one before but they liked me okay. A few evangelical Christian and super-Catholic folks who really liked me.
Stereotypes generally have some truth to them, otherwise they wouldn't be stereotypes, right? Jews are generally good with money. My parents are good with money. My parents are both docs and always emphasized the importance of saving a large chunk of your income and investing it broadly. We could have afforded Mercedes or BMW cars growing up but they chose to drive American cars like Caravans and Intrepids.
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Props for having the stones to make this thread.
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Do you own a bank?
Do your parents own a bank?
Does your uncle own a bank?
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Do your parents have dradles?
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06-11-2012, 08:25 PM #24Registered User
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Do you know that jewish folk song? I think it goes:
Jew jew jew-jew-jew
jew jew jew-jew-jew
jew jew jew-jew-jew
jew jew-jew jew
Jew jew jew-jew-jew
jew jew jew-jew-jew
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jew jew-jew jew
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jew jew jew-jew-jew
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Do you believe Jesus was a good guy?
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06-11-2012, 08:26 PM #26Registered User
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What do you wear on your wrist?
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06-11-2012, 08:27 PM #27Registered User
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Username or last name (srs)?Originally Posted by SonOfAbert
No clue what that means, sry.Originally Posted by WIJG
Yes, 8 days after birth.Originally Posted by Mogambo
Don't like them or their policies. Think they make Jews look bad and feed conspiracy theories. TBH though even if we cut Israel off tomorrow and kept our butts out of the Middle East I still think people would find reasons to hate Jews. Holocaust happened before Israel existed after all.Originally Posted by agape801
Trim.Originally Posted by xedmike
Definitely.Originally Posted by thetip
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06-11-2012, 08:28 PM #28
How do you really feel now in the end, Arum?
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Thanks.Originally Posted by MumbaiMonitor
No, no, no, yes, yes, yes.Originally Posted by djfuzzy
Not sure, do you have the melody so I can try to remember?Originally Posted by Barbarian440
Yes, I think the world would be a better place if he took his lessons to heart. Certainly would be more non-violent. Don't like Jews or trash him and don't like Christians who distort what he said to bash gays, etc.Originally Posted by Killamunkz
Casio (pimpin) watch on left wrist, nothing on other wrist.Originally Posted by Negbro
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06-11-2012, 08:31 PM #30^watchout ur jimmies bro
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You mad that the same people who were in on the group starting Zionism are the same people who were in on the group funding Hitler?Originally Posted by JG18
You mad that those same people call themselves ethnic Jews?I don't just hit the gym, I beat the **** out of it
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