She said shes on BC so I've been banging raw
Text:
Obligatory picture:
She's always pulling some ****; I'm not sure this is reality since she hasn't called me and didn't pick up my call
in b4 u goofed OP and babynames.com
I'm freaking out though...
UPDATE
Brb booking flight to Europe and never returning
UPDATE 2:
Miscer finds picture that chick sents me on internet, so it is obvious that chick is actually trolling me and IS NOT PREGNANT. Instead of revealing this information to her, I will be trolling her and "rejoicing"
CLIFFS:
- Bish texts me saying shes pregnant
-I freak out
-Bish sends me picture of positive pregnancy test to "prove it"
-Misc detective finds picture of test that she sent me on a random site
-Proves bish is lying
-Instead of calling her out on it, I proceed to troll her by "embracing the pregnancy and talking about future"
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06-10-2012, 06:34 PM #1u wot m8?
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Chick texts me saying shes pregnant(SRS)
Last edited by IShootCMen; 06-10-2012 at 08:25 PM.
don't put rep trading comments in your sig line
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06-10-2012, 06:35 PM #2
dont text her back and dont pick up the calls, change your phone number. drop this bish in a dumpster and forget about her
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06-10-2012, 06:35 PM #3Nishino obvious best girl
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STRONG username to post content ratio
one of the best all time I bet
Bet she texted that to the wrong guy and isn't calling because of that.
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06-10-2012, 06:36 PM #4whens mine turn
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uh oh OP....UH OH.
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06-10-2012, 06:36 PM #5Registered User & Abuser
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shes hot. GJDM!
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06-10-2012, 06:36 PM #6
Spot for sale
EDIT: sold to
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06-10-2012, 06:36 PM #7Forever cutting Endo.
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good night sweet life
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06-10-2012, 06:36 PM #86ft with shoes on
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^this, could be worse.Originally Posted by Magnumtripod
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06-10-2012, 06:37 PM #9Registered User
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jump off the ship
rest is covered by eugene, great advice man
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06-10-2012, 06:37 PM #10Registered User
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lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOriginally Posted by elitism
Don't blame the breed, blame the deed. STOP BSL.
Gettin' swole with my pitbull pup.
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06-10-2012, 06:37 PM #11Registered User
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06-10-2012, 06:38 PM #12
Why are you freaking out? You've been going through the proper steps to create a baby.
1) No condom
2) Sex
3) ???
4) Babyautrefois crew
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06-10-2012, 06:38 PM #13My jimmies are eternal
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babynames.com
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06-10-2012, 06:38 PM #14
BC your always banging her raw...
BC....
BC.......
thats cutting it too close to the real thing bro...
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06-10-2012, 06:38 PM #15ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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abort, abort
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06-10-2012, 06:38 PM #16Dreamer Cut
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fast misc
babynames.com
^ wizzards.
Sucks op, lettuce hope she's pulling a fast one and trying to freak you out.http://tiny.cc/GoldenEra
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hehe
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06-10-2012, 06:38 PM #17Aussie
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At least she is hot I guess
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06-10-2012, 06:39 PM #18Nah mean, jelly bean?
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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06-10-2012, 06:39 PM #19I hope we all make it.
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IShootCMen...aint that a bitch.
Sig line can't be a novel
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06-10-2012, 06:39 PM #20Registered User
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Is she pro-life/pro-choice OP?
no sig crew
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06-10-2012, 06:39 PM #21Registered User
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Time to get the coathanger.
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06-10-2012, 06:39 PM #22Registered User
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udungoofed.
Always pull out. ALWAYS.
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06-10-2012, 06:39 PM #23Say When...
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wood wife
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06-10-2012, 06:40 PM #24Registered User
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At least she's good looking.
Time for kids OP.
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06-10-2012, 06:40 PM #25Banned
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Mistakes you knew you were making....Id be freaking out as well
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06-10-2012, 06:40 PM #26Registered User
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Another one bites the dust goodbye sweet gains, say hello to early mornings and Domestic Violence calls.
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06-10-2012, 06:40 PM #27Registered User
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Wow 1 bar poverty signal, att sounds about right haha
wot was the question...?
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06-10-2012, 06:41 PM #28Registered User
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Shes a cheater... I can tell from pic. Liar too..... but lying about this...... can't say for certain.
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06-10-2012, 06:41 PM #29Non-Operating Operator
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Looks like OP is buying a new floor rug...
Never trust a chick to take the pill. She's probably lying. No matter what, get a DNA test. NO MATTER WHAT.
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06-10-2012, 06:42 PM #30Keeps the Misc Classy...
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I really can't muster much sympathy for brahs who don't wrap it up.
Text her back: 'babynames.com'
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