ITT: Girlfriend pregnant with my co-worker, been dating for months
So teared up at the moment, been crying for hours
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>Be 21
>Girlfriend's 19
>Been dating for months now
>This guy named Joe comes out of ****ing nowhere into my life
>He's my new coworker at my company
>Find out he has no money, no place of residence.
>Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel
>Decide to open up to him
>Keep him in my apartment for weeks
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By all tradition, I have to marry her now.
>One night, eating out at dinner with wife
>Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime
>I pop the question to my wife
>She admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn't mine
>She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated
>Go home in a ****ing rage.
>Throw out all Joe's ****
>Gonna ****ing kill Joe when he gets home.
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens the door, I ****ing punch him in his bastard face
>Eye swells up like a ball of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his leg
>He falls down
>In a giant ****ing rage now
>Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and ****ing hightails it out of there
>I haven't seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He finally asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe
>I'd been married a long time ago
>Where did you come from, where did you go--
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
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06-10-2012, 01:34 PM #1Registered User
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ITT: Girlfriend pregnant with my co-worker, been dating for months
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06-10-2012, 01:35 PM #2Banned
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Good thing I skipped to the end.
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06-10-2012, 01:36 PM #3Registered User
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06-10-2012, 01:38 PM #4Registered User
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this.Originally Posted by AlphaSaiyan
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06-10-2012, 01:39 PM #5Smashing my PRs
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06-10-2012, 01:43 PM #6
I doubt Joe raped her
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06-10-2012, 01:49 PM #7Banned
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Lol fuk you OP
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06-10-2012, 01:50 PM #8Registered User
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aww man i got tricked.
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06-10-2012, 02:06 PM #9Registered User
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My bad man, I couldn't pull out in time
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06-10-2012, 02:44 PM #10Registered User
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sorry Op it was me.
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06-10-2012, 03:06 PM #11Master of Proteen Fartz
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06-10-2012, 03:12 PM #12thats good form
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06-10-2012, 05:42 PM #13ThisOriginally Posted by cinnawaffls
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06-10-2012, 05:49 PM #14Registered User
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lol so young. shouldve gotten to her first. and i would dump her
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06-10-2012, 06:00 PM #15Registered User
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screw you op i feel like an idiot now lmao
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06-10-2012, 06:12 PM #16Official Bro
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I read the whole thing. I almost felt bad for you, then I felt like an idiot.
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06-10-2012, 06:18 PM #17Registered User
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Where does he live? you better find him and finish the job.
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06-10-2012, 06:38 PM #18Registered User
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OP, I lawled at the end. Measly reps
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06-10-2012, 06:45 PM #19Banned
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was about to call age fraud
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06-10-2012, 06:48 PM #20Registered User
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i was starting to rage and then i got to the end. This actually made me smile
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06-10-2012, 07:36 PM #21Registered User
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Hahaha HILARIOUS
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06-10-2012, 07:41 PM #22A-Team
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Ive seen this thread up for the last few hours. I came to help.
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06-10-2012, 07:53 PM #23Registered User
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Would read again.
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06-12-2012, 12:55 AM #24Registered User
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Haha great broOriginally Posted by agonza16
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06-12-2012, 01:22 AM #25Registered User
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They always say it was rape
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06-12-2012, 06:16 AM #26Registered User
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Originally Posted by batman210
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06-12-2012, 12:18 PM #27Monsterr
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Strong this. Hahaha fuarking lol'dOriginally Posted by Micooo
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06-12-2012, 12:20 PM #28
lol, excellent thread
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