U Mirin my miscing station today....(pics)

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

lulz... its a ****ing day bed on my balcony, i dont fuking sleep on it lol... pic of day bed:



and pic of the bed i actually sleep in:

Lol, whew, sh** man....had me scared for a minute.

In that case, chill on my brother.

[Messi123]

two of my cousins live in *****, one is in the marina and the other has a house near the airport but it was because he had an arabian friend

is it true you can't own a house unless you're an arab?

also I visited 4 years ago around this time and it was hot as balls outside

you skipped my question, mind answering?

[SQTFTW]

niiice broseph..

[AlphaAlbert]

I want to see pic of burj kalifa whatever thing.

also, are there software engineering jobs there?

[dosman123]

I live on frond C k**nt. Imma egg yo house in a few weeks when Im down. Stay safe

Srs?... no fuking way!.. you live over here?

there's no tax in ***** is there or intrest on loans, crazy arabs man... how does the economy even work with just petrol money

there is interest on loans of course there is.. how do you think banks make money! lulz economy is heavily reliant on tourism now.. there isnt any oil here now

Yes defs more pics/view of skyline, include the Burj ***** Khalifa tower if you can see it!

bro i found a couple on my lap top for you:

taken at ***** world cup a couple of years ago:


Jumeirah beach hotel:


Night view of ***** marina from my apartment:


Burj al arab hotel:


Burj Khalifa:


***** Marina:

good info bro mirin repped ...I have been trying to get a job in ***** for a while, wat is a good recruiting site you recommend ?

Monster and gulf news, arbianbusiness.com are the main job sites if you want, but there are plenty of industry specific agencies just google some

how are you finding the heat op (srs)

I like heat but only if i have a pool to cool off in from time to time

i've been here years so am pretty used to it.. nearly all apartment blocks have there own swimming pool to

Ahla Nargila op, what flavour are we having today?

i was on a mix of grape and mint today... all time favourite

[SpartacusNYC]

Have you ever done skydiving in *****?

[Yaaaaaabuddy]

Mirin hard man. I love *****. Dat Burj Khalifa is the sickest human creation I ever dun seen

[Jaybrahh]

I indeed very much am miring op.

[dosman123]

op isnt the govt strict as fuk on things over there like you cant even have a microscopic piece of weed on you otherwise you go to some chithole for 5 years? ***** looks nice and your view looks awesome and i would like to visit but im afraid the govt would just lock me up for something

yeah this is true.. drugs are a major no over here...

If there is no tax, who pays the Emergency/Fire/Police their wages?

Mirin tho

government, although there are visa charges,( company pays for these though) tax on alcohol etc

Op can you pm me your email addy so we can talk about that person al trainer thing?

PM me your email addy brah and i'll drop you an email

Traffic fines, fines levied by the Government on companies, income from visas of tourists and expatriates etc.

You don't pay taxes but there are sure as hell a lot of other ways made up to get your money like increasing visa charges, and introducing several different ID cards that you are required to have to live in the UAE.

Dh300 fine for falling asleep on ***** Metro LOL
http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/tr...metro-1.932625

Over 70,000 traffic fines issued in *****
http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/tr...*****-1.681165

I was almost fined because eating food on the metro isn't allowed and I was chewing gum lol

true but you have to have a job with a registered company here to get a visa, and the company picks up all costs for visas, ID cards, medical etc etc

SERIOUS QUESTIONS

1) What is there to do for fun for someone who is in their mid 20s?

drink and get laid every night (srs)

2) No tax at all? I make all my money online

no income tax, you could live here by setting yourself up as a limited company in a free zone (for a reasonably small charge), alot of freelance people do this, then you earn away bro
3) What kind of lifestyle could I live making ~$150k/year there?

$150k per year you could live on comfortably

you skipped my question, mind answering?

sorry bro I missed it.. yeah you can own property as a foreigner in ceartain areas, mainly in new *****, some of the big fuk of villas around Emirates hills, Jumeriah etc you have to be a local to own

I want to see pic of burj kalifa whatever thing.

just posted one

also, are there software engineering jobs there?

yeah id imagine so bro, hit google up or check sites i posted above

[mitchelljik]

brb empty buildings
brb massive property bubble
brb massive economic bust

[JVRICHARDS]

Dam brah my wife wants to take a vacation there! Looks nice might go in december

My wife and I will be there in 41 days for some much overdue ****ery. Staying at the Crowne Plaza the night she gets into town, then over to the Atlantis.

[proti3n]

damn ***** looks like its a screen shot from some futuristic movie lol

[dosman123]

Have you ever done skydiving in *****?

Hell no.. Im scared of flying (srs) I dont enjoy being in planes let alone jumping out them.. you can see my apartment in that video though..

brb empty buildings
brb massive property bubble
brb massive economic bust

brb my rent dropped 30% as a result of it (my salary didnt!)
brb buying cars at auction for 50% of value because people who left the country with finance on cars just left them here..
brb population noticeably dropped pretty much overnight (srs) so traffic much better
brb recession actually done me a favour

My wife and I will be there in 41 days for some much overdue ****ery. Staying at the Crowne Plaza the night she gets into town, then over to the Atlantis.

Nice one bro.. Crown Plaza is ok, there's a club called Zinc in there which gets messy on a wednesday if you feel like getting yucky. Atlantis is a belting hotel.. you got aqua adventure water park, which is decent, a couple of clubs, loads of nice restaurants etc

[Withoutreason]

isn't it too hot there? air con in your hotel is standard right, im unawarez

[SwissRicola]

Can you specify what you do in finance? I just graduated HS after living in dubs for 6 years and wanna work here when I'm older. leaving in an hour or so to go madinant

[WhyNotTry]

One word: beautiful.

[fumofo]

mirin hard ....yaaaaaaaa zalame kous-im canada

Translation: "I am very jealous of your situation. Hey man pussy mother canada" or if I understood what he meant. **** the mother of Canada.

[mbrew]

what are you talking about its been like 35 degrees all day with about 10% humidity which for this time of year is pretty nice!, if you're finding it hot now, wait until august!.. what you doing in AD chap?

hahah im aware of the august heat, trying to find something to do as soon as possible to get out of here by then. I study in the UK but my parents live here, so im interning with etisalat for the moment. Do you plan on staying over august?

[dosman123]

isn't it too hot there? air con in your hotel is standard right, im unawarez

yeah aircon is standard in any building.. hotel / office / apartment, you'd struggle to live without it

Can you specify what you do in finance? I just graduated HS after living in dubs for 6 years and wanna work here when I'm older. leaving in an hour or so to go madinant

Im a chartered accountant, i now work inhouse for a media company heading up the finance department.. have a good night at the madinat jumeirah chap

hahah im aware of the august heat, trying to find something to do as soon as possible to get out of here by then. I study in the UK but my parents live here, so im interning with etisalat for the moment. Do you plan on staying over august?

ok cool.. yeah July through September are the really hot months, but August generally is pretty nasty, i usually go on holiday for as much as Ramadan as I can, as not only is it really hot then, everything closes down (bars clubs etc), so there's not much to do, I think Ramdan starts middle of July this year until mid august, so am heading back to Europe then for 3 weeks.. have you been getting yucky at Cipriani yet?

[Nicklol]

wouldnt want to live there... (srs)

looks like a desert wasteland.... really hot all the time.. no grass, all these packies everywhere. rich ppl

no white ppl

no thx

[xoz]

Mirin

[BiigBear]

miring hard the shisha. hard to find a well made one in Canada.. many of them are made in China crap, or low end egyptian or syrian. gotta order online to get a good one.

[GnarlySheen]

Is ***** like vegas with an ocean?

[nightbro]

Millionaire View - Priceless
Bed - $12.49

[ubermario]

Are you allowed to make out with a girl in public?

[lerevoltingblob]

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *******.

[ScottishBrah]

OP I am not miring that poverty city you're living in.

Brb all the buildings are empty

Brb the whole city is a construction site

Brb property, nothing else

Brb it's going to be rusting metal in a desert in under 20 years.

[dosman123]

miring hard the shisha. hard to find a well made one in Canada.. many of them are made in China crap, or low end egyptian or syrian. gotta order online to get a good one.

Syrian pipes are actually very good, if you can fins authentic hand made ones same for egyptian

Is ***** like vegas with an ocean?

without the casinos unfortunately (or fortunately)

Millionaire View - Priceless
Bed - $12.49

lol'd

Are you allowed to make out with a girl in public?

not really although you'll see people in bars and clubs doing so, there was a case recently where an english couple were kissing in a restaurant and got arrested for it and deported, because a Saudi woman with her kids saw them and called the cops because she was offended by it.... da fuk!.. they were seriously unlucky though

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *******.

lulz... its tobacco though dude

OP I am not miring that poverty city you're living in.

Brb all the buildings are empty

Brb the whole city is a construction site

Brb property, nothing else

Brb it's going to be rusting metal in a desert in under 20 years.

location Scotland:

[mikecgt]

looks chill as fukk, mirin brah

[cbclassics]

mirin. lol'd @ the scotland pic.