Getting a boner while grinding on a girl.

[do13]

I don't get one unless the girls 11/10. However, if the girls 11/10 I will literally get a boner tingle from talking to her. My what-it-takes-to-get-a-boner graph goes up exponentially I guess.

[Raxx]

I get a boner when rub my dick on bed

Lol

[dom795]

i get boners at the most inconvenient times haha its either took it in to belly button job or let it hang and be proud

[wrestler271]

I got a boner at work and I was wearing boxers, the girl at the front register knew what was going on and didn't wana say anything, was so embarrassing

[itwasntme184]

I agree,

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.
To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters.
That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior.
I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest.
Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength.
In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd.
Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A.,

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms.
I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.

[Minibuilder96]

i get a boner on the treadmill after about 40 minutes.. when a girl suddenly comes on the treadmill in front of me with that ass

[ILIKECEAREAL]

if you don't want it to be noticeable, you can go on dat der ****gy time like my friends back in 8th grade did and wear compression shorts. but all of the grinding encounters i've had (if they are good enough and i like them enough to get a boner) they liked it and actually started grinding harder. it lets the girl know she's doing a good job and she wouldn't be grinding with you if she was disgusted at the thought of it happening

lmao some guys in my class for senior prom wore compression shorts.. I was like wtf man

[xxitschrisxx]

OP wut kind of question is dis? WHAT?!?!!?


But srs, they know what they're doing and thats the purpose of it.

[Spartacus777]

I agree,

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.
To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters.
That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior.
I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest.
Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength.
In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd.
Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A.,

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms.
I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament.

From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.

Epic/10

That post just happened.

[chaodream]

it's called common sense you tard

lololololol.
but yeah. ofc its normal, cuz you wanna go deep inside her shes grinding on you cuz she wants that D

[SamSix]

get drunk as fuk and i guarantee you wont be getting hard from just grinding lol.

if youre sneaky you can flip it up into your waist band/belt and they are none the wiser haha

[npcSHWchamp2016]

dem were the days, ****in bitches in the toilets at school ahahaha, 12 y.o put out sooooo easily lol

[johnnysmith224]

At my senior prom I was grinding with a girl who's typically kinda shy but she must have liked it because she kept going... right? At first I was like "phuck.. i have a boner.." tried to kinda keep it on her side but then eventually i said screw it and put it right there and there weren't any problems as far as I'm aware.

[Edgaron]

I sometimes like to lay in bed and pretend I'm a carrot.

[ThePoz]

Is it normal? Do girls get upset when guys do this?

They know. Girls like it. Go nuts. Literally.

[AdaptandChange]

I sometimes like to lay in bed and pretend I'm a carrot.

[Edgaron]

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[ericd8]

if it's big enough she may grab it. most girls don't carry tweezers with them though so you may be SOL