"this is your moment,and every minute you spend trying to hold on to it cuz you may never get it again, so while your in it, try to get as much $hit as you can,and when your run is over just admit when its at its end"- Emin3m
Im thinking they are saying the stupid iPhones got drunk but they can't remember anything past walking into the bar. So maybe the bouncer gave them GHB????? Injected into their brains, I mean motherboards...
he pushes a button that sets off 27lbs of C4 he had strapped around himself. The blast kills 34 and injures another 62, half of the injured are considered in grave condition. Many families get destroyed because this man really believed that if he does it he'll go to heaven and be rewarded for his heinous deed. The best weapon against this sort of behavior is education. Instead of bombs we should be dropping laptops with internet access to these people, so they can see how awesome the world is. I mean these little horny mofos do it for the 72 bitches, lettuce beef real tea here. If they had laptops with access to xhamster and redtube they wouldn't give a sheyt what their imam has to say, time to fap son
Siri walks into the bar and got too drunk to remember the rest.
Siri's a fukin sloot she got drunk and fuked a Droid
Originally Posted by spnealon
commercial makes me rage, all siri commercials make me rage.
who in their right mind spends their entire day having a conversation with their cell phone?
The Zooey Deschanel one makes me wants to beat a small child to death
"We're not going half-way, we're going all the way down. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS SH!T!? WHEN YOU FCUK A WOMAN YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE DICK IN DON'T YOU!? Why would you not go all the way down and work your whole range-of-motion!?" - Greg Plitt