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    2 iPhones walk into a bar, I forget the rest...

    I don't get it MISC
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    But your mothers a whore
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    That's the joke
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    maybe she is the iphone getting drunk at the bar?
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    you retarded op?
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    Wait I don't get it either, halp

    Does it have to do with the fact an Iphone got left in a bar before it was released?
    Why would there be 2?
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    Because Siri sucks so bad that she can't remember the joke right?
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    Im thinking they are saying the stupid iPhones got drunk but they can't remember anything past walking into the bar. So maybe the bouncer gave them GHB????? Injected into their brains, I mean motherboards...
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    Siri walks into the bar and got too drunk to remember the rest.
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    Siri was being a sarcastic bitch
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    Don't you mean iForget the rest
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    But who was phone?
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    commercial makes me rage, all siri commercials make me rage.

    who in their right mind spends their entire day having a conversation with their cell phone?
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    Originally Posted by spnealon View Post
    commercial makes me rage, all siri commercials make me rage.

    who in their right mind spends their entire day having a conversation with their cell phone?
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    have u noticed the guy starts laughing like 5 seconds before she even says the joke?

    watch closely next time
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    Originally Posted by viewtifulBrah View Post
    But your mothers a whore
    i always say that part during the commercial lol
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    Originally Posted by MushroomTipBrah View Post
    But who was phone?
    curious about this as well
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    Originally Posted by tdub27 View Post
    have u noticed the guy starts laughing like 5 seconds before she even says the joke?

    watch closely next time
    because he asked the joke many times before

    its like how you get a boner when you type in porn on google search
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    Originally Posted by viewtifulBrah View Post
    But your mothers a whore
    My dad and sister's actually asked me about this commercial and this exact same joke and I was seriously about to give them this answer
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    A Radical Muslim walks into a bar...

    he pushes a button that sets off 27lbs of C4 he had strapped around himself. The blast kills 34 and injures another 62, half of the injured are considered in grave condition. Many families get destroyed because this man really believed that if he does it he'll go to heaven and be rewarded for his heinous deed. The best weapon against this sort of behavior is education. Instead of bombs we should be dropping laptops with internet access to these people, so they can see how awesome the world is. I mean these little horny mofos do it for the 72 bitches, lettuce beef real tea here. If they had laptops with access to xhamster and redtube they wouldn't give a sheyt what their imam has to say, time to fap son
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    Originally Posted by Amillion View Post
    Siri walks into the bar and got too drunk to remember the rest.
    Siri's a fukin sloot she got drunk and fuked a Droid


    Originally Posted by spnealon View Post
    commercial makes me rage, all siri commercials make me rage.

    who in their right mind spends their entire day having a conversation with their cell phone?
    The Zooey Deschanel one makes me wants to beat a small child to death
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