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2 iPhones walk into a bar, I forget the rest...
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maybe she is the iphone getting drunk at the bar?
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Wait I don't get it either, halp
Does it have to do with the fact an Iphone got left in a bar before it was released?
Why would there be 2?
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Because Siri sucks so bad that she can't remember the joke right?
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Im thinking they are saying the stupid iPhones got drunk but they can't remember anything past walking into the bar. So maybe the bouncer gave them GHB????? Injected into their brains, I mean motherboards...
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Siri walks into the bar and got too drunk to remember the rest.
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Siri was being a sarcastic bitch
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Don't you mean iForget the rest
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commercial makes me rage, all siri commercials make me rage.
who in their right mind spends their entire day having a conversation with their cell phone?
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Originally Posted by spnealon
commercial makes me rage, all siri commercials make me rage.
who in their right mind spends their entire day having a conversation with their cell phone?
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have u noticed the guy starts laughing like 5 seconds before she even says the joke?
watch closely next time
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Originally Posted by viewtifulBrah
i always say that part during the commercial lol
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Originally Posted by MushroomTipBrah
curious about this as well
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Originally Posted by tdub27
have u noticed the guy starts laughing like 5 seconds before she even says the joke?
watch closely next time
because he asked the joke many times before
its like how you get a boner when you type in porn on google search
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Originally Posted by viewtifulBrah
My dad and sister's actually asked me about this commercial and this exact same joke and I was seriously about to give them this answer
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Originally Posted by Amillion
Siri walks into the bar and got too drunk to remember the rest.
Siri's a fukin sloot she got drunk and fuked a Droid
Originally Posted by spnealon
commercial makes me rage, all siri commercials make me rage.
who in their right mind spends their entire day having a conversation with their cell phone?
The Zooey Deschanel one makes me wants to beat a small child to death
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