Star Wars: Rogue One was one of the top five most boring movies of my life (SRS)

[ScubaStevo]

LMFAO

1. PC feminized plotfline. ALPHA FEMINIST takes out 6 stormtroopers with laser rifles with a police baton because SHE DON'T NEED NO MAN.
2. BRB beta lib casting director went down a checklist to make sure he had every minority cast on the "good guy team". Meanwhile 100% of "bad guy team" were white males age 50+ (WTF???)
3. Sleep through first hour of movies and you miss literally ZERO plot (exposition dump at 1 hour mark and subsequent play by play exposition until end of movie)
4. LMFAO NEEDLESS Vader, C3P0, R2D2, Tarkan, fanboi plot inserts.
5. CASINO ROYALE BAD GUY COMPLETELY UNDERUTILIZED
6. Last two minutes of the film ONLY relevant tie-in to the rest of the series.

F*(cking disgusting.

[mezner09]

I said in another thread Ep7 really wasn't that great (seems to be the minority opinion on here) and everyone seems to be praising this film. Might have to hold off watching it.

[tmertz]

Almost walked out at the previews before the movie <srs>

There was this dumb google or some **** commercial with Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton.

[Kev1972]

To be fair the original trilogy was just as bad. Just with more muppets.

Watch RotJ. Its sooo bad. From jabbas muppet mansion to care bears on the moon.

[joshwah]

I actually agree and OP has a point.

Cons
-Another fricking female main character who has "sense of the force".
-The GOAT actor Madds Mikkelsen (Casino Royale, Hannibal series and many other movies) was in the movie for about 20 mins total wtf.
-Darth Vader appeared for about 30 seconds and the last scene was the only time you see a lightsaber.

Pros
-Asian dude who is from the IP man series is awesome. Great fight choreography as usual.
-CGI was on point at some points.

6/10 imo.

Worst star wars movie ever made. Even worth than the ones from the 2000's.

[ScubaStevo]

To be fair the original trilogy was just as bad. Just with more muppets.

Watch RotJ. Its sooo bad. From jabbas muppet mansion to care bears on the moon.

LMFAO

You mean minus the 15 minute EPIC light saber duel, 10 minute space fight (that you actually give a f*(k about), and the emperor showdown??????

[recedingjaw]

actually true to an extent. but it's 10x better than the ultimate PC, G rated force awakens at least

[GabrielNovar]

I liked it... it taught my daughter she is stronger than most men and can take down evil corporations

[godownfighting]

agree the intro was garbage put me to sleep the last hour is great though

[ScubaStevo]

I liked it... it taught my daughter she is stronger than most men and can take down evil corporations

Go f*(k yourself.

[CaliSuperSport]

The plot was implied, I mean it's been around for decades after all. It was just a play by play of how they did it.

I didn't get a lib-genda vibe at all from this. But yes the 3P0 and R2D2 cameo was poor. But that Vader scene just made up for every single flaw.

[GolfPants]

I guess there's just no pleasing everyone. I thought it was excellent. Probably my 2nd favorite star wars movie.

The Force Awakens was absolute garbage

[ScubaStevo]

The plot was implied, I mean it's been around for decades after all. It was just a play by play of how they did it.

I didn't get a lib-genda vibe at all from this. But yes the 3P0 and R2D2 cameo was poor. But that Vader scene just made up for every single flaw.

Location: California

[Ed_Norton_fan]

LMFAO

1. PC feminized plotfline. ALPHA FEMINIST takes out 6 stormtroopers with laser rifles with a police baton because SHE DON'T NEED NO MAN.
2. BRB beta lib casting director went down a checklist to make sure he had every minority cast on the "good guy team". Meanwhile 100% of "bad guy team" were white males age 50+ (WTF???)
4. LMFAO NEEDLESS Vader, C3P0, R2D2, Tarkan, fanboi plot inserts.


F*(cking disgusting.

1. At least they gave a plausible reason for the female lead to combat savy this time (raised by Forest Witaker and his mercenary rebels).
Doesn't excuse why storm troopers are such chit cans, they should be the elite soldiers of the galaxy

2. I think one thing this movie did good was not painting the good guys vs bad guys as white and black. The opening scene of the movie shows a 'good guy' killing someone from his own side just to give himself a chance to escape (and he's pretty much just an assassin who will kill whoever is required).

4. Yeah, pretty much fan service. Vader scene (though the most badass scene possibly in any Star Wars movie to date) was tactically inserted at the end of the movie to leave people with a high at the end of the movie.

[chekmespipes]

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[CaliSuperSport]

Location: California

LOL.

Fellow Trumper though.

[craigmiscer]

i felt like they had enough material for an hour long movie and had to throw in a bunch of filler to make it a full length movie. basically everything with finding that old black guy was not needed

[CaliSuperSport]

I thought it was pretty damn good but it is really hard to ignore the 'white men are evil, females and minorities are the good people' agenda. I am definitely wondering why it isn't a bigger deal that this is the normal in like 90% of Hollywood films in the last 10 years... yet nobody can say anything.

and LOL if you think modern media and movies don't have an impact on the way people think. They have a huge impact on how people act and think whether we want to admit it or not. The agenda is so strong.


Great movie though

I think we're getting ahead of ourselves. The Empire in star wars was always supposed to reflect that archetype. Besides....the 3 most famous heroes were all white as well, along with MANY MANY other Rebel characters.

You could just as well say that Vader, being decked in black, represents how black is an evil color. See how silly it is. Agenda's in film are very clear and this film was not motivated by an agenda.

[GolfPants]

Are people really bitching about the liberal/feminist agenda in the movie?

I'm not gonna deny that it was there, but come on. Alex Jones of all people made a review saying he loved it. The same guy who thinks Obama is a reptilian. It wasn't too progressive for that guy.

LMFAO

[mezner09]

I liked it... it taught my daughter she is stronger than most men and can take down evil corporations

fukk you lol. legit spit a mouth full of water all over my carpet.

[ScubaStevo]

Are people really bitching about the liberal/feminist agenda in the movie?

I'm not gonna deny that it was there, but come on. Alex Jones of all people made a review saying he loved it. The same guy who thinks Obama is a reptilian. It wasn't too progressive for that guy.

LMFAO

Location: New Jersey

Another entitled young kid with an opinion. It was a fun movie to watch, especially the Vader scene.

Location: Colorado

[GolfPants]

Location: New Jersey

I voted for Trump.

LMFAO

[ScubaStevo]

I think we're getting ahead of ourselves. The Empire in star wars was always supposed to reflect that archetype. Besides....the 3 most famous heroes were all white as well, along with MANY MANY other Rebel characters.

You could just as well say that Vader, being decked in black, represents how black is an evil color. See how silly it is. Agenda's in film are very clear and this film was not motivated by an agenda.

No brah.

You see, back in the 70's, 80's, and 90's (before Hussein Obama) we didn't associate a guy in a $5 black cape and a half a tupper-ware container with an african american.

[Arkileon]

I liked it... it taught my daughter she is stronger than most men and can take down evil corporations

l o l

[Pretty Boy Floyd]

Wasnt awful but 6/10 would not watch again.

[ScubaStevo]

I voted for Trump.

LMFAO

I love how every non R/P thread I make devolves into a political discussion.

Actually, it validates my belief that this film is liberal/communist garbage.

LMFAO

[GolfPants]

I love how every non R/P thread I make devolves into a political discussion.

Actually, it validates my belief that this film is liberal/communist garbage.

LMFAO

Your number one criticism about the film was that it was feminist propaganda.
Your number two criticism about the film was that the director was a beta liberal.
When two people disagreed with you, you cited our locations (known blue states).

But yes, it 'devolved' into a political discussion.

LMFAO

[CaliSuperSport]

No brah.

You see, back in the 70's, 80's, and 90's (before Hussein Obama) we didn't associate a guy in a $5 black cape and a half a tupper-ware container with an african american.

Yeah but you know SJW's could make that case all the same.

But here's my honest analysis of why I don't think this was a Hollywood, Cuckifornia progressive agenda piece:

1. The Empire has always followed the archetype, no one really complained about the old movies for having "evil white men"
2. The female protagonist doesn't really dominate or alpha the group, plus

Spoiler!

she dies

3. The most effective fighters and badass characters were all guys (Chirrut, Baze, Cassian, Tarkin, Vader)
4. There were plenty of white people in the rebellion

[ScubaStevo]

Your number one criticism about the film was that it was feminist propaganda.
Your number two criticism about the film was that the director was a beta liberal.
When two people disagreed with you, you cited our locations (known blue states).

But yes, it 'devolved' into a political discussion.

LMFAO

In for more lib tears.

LMFAO

[Vayne]

Have the storm troopers ever been smart?