How does misc deal with tailgating *******s??

[yorobdog]

Youre minding your own buisness driving at your own pace and some ******* starts tailgating you.. wot do?

Stay calm and move over or have your jimmies rustled?

[Trapstar4.4]

Brake check fool

[newday94]

if the car tailgating me drives a faster car that i am sure i would have no chance, i move over. no point making myself look bad

but if i think i can outrun him, i step on the accelerate and the game is on.

people tailgate you if they want to race

[youaware]

Depends. If I'm on the highway in the fast lane and someone's tailgating me, I'll move over at the first opportunity. However, this rarely happens because I don't chill in the passing lane while the right lane is open. If there are no openings I'll maintain my speed until I find one. If they get more aggressive I'll brake check or flip them off out the sunroof.

If they're tailgating me on normal streets then I'll usually troll them by going 10 under the speed limit, as I'm normally driving +10 the speed limit anyways.

Oh, and nothing rustles my jimmies more than people tailgating me when I'm in a line of multiple cars. GTFO, I'm not going to let you go by so I can sit behind you for 20 mins. This usually is met by pennies being thrown from the sunroof.

[Nara62629]

if i'm in the fast lane, i move over.

if i'm already in the slow lane. i don't brake check, i take my foot off the gas and slow down to 5 under. sometimes i turn on my windshield wiper fluid. kinda funny to see it splash in their windshield.

[tbonez3858]

Rope a dope..apply brakes lightly and accelerate...when they start to pull up behind you again let off the gas and coast...repeat until they become frustrated and so uncertain if you are braking or accelerating that they give you some room.

[JLeddo]

Depends on the situation, really.

If I'm at or below the speed limit, I try to get out of the way. If I'm above (Most of the time I am 10-15mph faster) I'll purposely slow up. I know it's a dick move, but there's no need to tailgate if I'm already going faster than I should.

[drkngtrss]

i tailgate all the time and no one ever does anything about it. I live in Sydney.

[Dhboy]

on a motorway, obviously I move over.

If im on a single road I slow down even more.

[RANGERS47]

lol came into this thread thinking OP was talking about tailgating at sports events

[eglionz]

Throw my poop at them.

[captiontom]

I go slower. If they wnant to tailgate me when I'm going the speed limit then I no longer feel safe driving that fast.

[Methanyl]

Usually just drive slower just to rustle his jimmies

[yorobdog]

I always run the brake check on them, most cases they rage like theyre about to chit themselves.

I like the spray the windscreen idea tho lmao only effective at high speeds im guessing.. if not i got a clean fukn windscreen.

[oahbpn]

I always run the brake check on them, most cases they rage like theyre about to chit themselves.

I like the spray the windscreen idea tho lmao only effective at high speeds im guessing.. if not i got a clean fukn windscreen.

chit don't work if you are below 30mph

[gogz]

I summon a kyvorak prince to eat their heart

[HTMani]

start driving in reverse

[Goncho]

donno brah.. im usually the tailgaiting *******

[sups31]

slam on the brakes, severely injuring yourself.

sue driver

????

profit

[ibanez0720]

Brake check fool

This! When I was younger I would do it to the Extreme! Until one day I brake checked some fuker tailgating me in the right lane real hard, he slams on breaks and loses control and wound up getting fish hooked into the left lane than got T'boned. I was not charged because of witnesses cleared me but never had the words "Did I do that?" become so true.
I never saw the guy get out of his car....To this day I am unsure if he was hurt or not.....since then though I try to control my rage on tailgaters.

[GrimGram]

Depends on the situation, really.

If I'm at or below the speed limit, I try to get out of the way. If I'm above (Most of the time I am 10-15mph faster) I'll purposely slow up. I know it's a dick move, but there's no need to tailgate if I'm already going faster than I should.

This

[yorobdog]

But what happens when a tailgating ******* tailgates a tailgating *******?

[yorobdog]

But what happens when a tailgating ******* is tailgated by another tailgating *******?

[PilotJones]

If I'm in the left lane (which I rarely am), I move over.

If it's a one-lane road and I'm doing the speed limit, I speed up a little, maybe 5-10 km/h.

If it's a one-lane road and I'm already going faster than the speed limit and the ******* keeps tailgating me, I brake-check. I'm not gonna risk my own license and speed because some moron couldn't be f*cked to leave his house 10 minutes earlier

[SaliorUSN]

Break really hard, if you are in texas, you will win 100% of the time.

[RodSwollenpole]

I tap the brakes quickly 5 or 6 time so the brake lights flash without having to brake check them, usually they take the hint and back off.

[dragonballz]

If you're in the slow lane, continue at the speed you've been going... no need to do anything. There are 2 or 3 more lanes for them to pass on the left.
If you're in ANY of the left lanes, MOVE RIGHT!

[SquallFF8]

Usually just get in the other lane and let their douchyness pass. I routinely go 4-5 mph over the limit and am amazed at the amount of people that feel like they need to drive 10-20 mph over the limit. Its not cool, its just dumb unless its an emergency.

[Gsxr25]

Could really care less, lulz ensue if they speed past in a pissy mood. They probably rage even harder.

[Johnwhen]

sometimes i turn on my windshield wiper fluid. kinda funny to see it splash in their windshield.

this. haha. Good ****. On the highway, once you squirt your windshield fluid, they'll usually back off or squirt their windshield fluid to get rid of your windshield fluid.
Everytime I see a car with my college's parking pass sticker on the bumper, I'll usually squirt them for fun.