I'm not a good story teller so I will try to condense this and keep it to the point. The gym was quite empty today, and in the middle of my workout this solid 9/10 with a 10/10 body strutted in and started doing squats. She was wearing skin tight yoga pants and had one of the best asses I have seen in a while. Was about 30.
A point about my gym, across all the front walls are ceiling high mirrors. Anyway, she's doing squats in front of the mirror, the whole gym is trying not to stare at her butt and then this skinny ripped dude randomly walks in front of her line of sight to the mirror and starts flexing and looking at himself. There's mirrors everywhere and he's chosen the one spot in front of her lol. Then he takes his top off and turns around to the side and flexes his abs. She probably looked a little but had an expression like not a single fck was given that day.
My turn, I thought. My bottle happened to be empty so I took off my top, and squeezed past them both, turning around so she could see my abs (could have walked behind them but then she wouldn't have seen my body). She said wow under her breath! I wasn't expecting any kind of verbal reaction and I snapped my head around a little too quick, which probably intimidated her because she dropped the weight down wrong (on top of her dumbells) and it made a loud clang the entire gym heard. For a split second I felt super awkward and then I realized, I had to go full on alpha with this one, and I found the words 'sorry, did my abs distract you?' coming out of my mouth. She let out this ridiculous shrieking laugh that was way too loud and covered her mouth with her hand, I felt awkward again because all eyes were on me in the gym and she was just laughing so I went further and said 'well your squats were distracting me so we're even'. This was the make and break part, there was no going back now... it was crash and burn time or she would be eating out of the palm of my hand by the end of her session. At this point I notice that skinny dude I showed up was glaring at me and then I notice this older guy to our right giving me a dirty look (forgot to mention about him... this guy was really taking the biscuit, was blatantly staring at her peachy cream ass earlier on without even trying to hide it). I'll write her response and what happened next if this thread gets any replies other than tldr.
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06-04-2012, 11:58 AM #1Registered User
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Showered a guy up in the gym today... a day to remember
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06-04-2012, 12:02 PM #2Registered User
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tldr
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tell walid same thing
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06-04-2012, 12:02 PM #3Registered User
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damn what a cliffhanger at the end i might just wait for the movie to come out
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06-04-2012, 12:03 PM #4Billionaire
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Finish your fulling story
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06-04-2012, 12:04 PM #5smells like Hoppe's #9
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Anyone else read the thread title as "Showered a guy up in the gym today... a day to remember"
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06-04-2012, 12:04 PM #6Registered User
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you didn't take her to the changing rooms for a quick ****? disappointed son
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06-04-2012, 12:04 PM #7Registered User
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this, cliff that up mangOriginally Posted by PrznBrah
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06-04-2012, 12:05 PM #8Registered User
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You have my attention, carry on..
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06-04-2012, 12:05 PM #9Registered User
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proceed for reps
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06-04-2012, 12:05 PM #10Registered User
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gjdm now get pictures...
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06-04-2012, 12:05 PM #11Registered User
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yeah, i read that sh*t.
No, I didn't.
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06-04-2012, 12:05 PM #12Registered User
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"this guy was really taking the biscuit"
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06-04-2012, 12:08 PM #13Registered User
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Next part OP, hurry up
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06-04-2012, 12:08 PM #14Premium quality miscer.
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cliffs: skinny guy walks in front of 9/10 then moves
bigger guy gets mad and walks in front of her
?????
Can't wait to herr end of story brah.
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06-04-2012, 12:11 PM #15Hater of Lazy People
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will part 2 have pics?
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06-04-2012, 12:12 PM #16Olympic Beer Lifter
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the cliffhanger better be worth it as the orbital neg cannons are closing in on your location
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06-04-2012, 12:12 PM #17ZJ Connoisseur
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I read it, what happens next
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06-04-2012, 12:14 PM #18The Fister
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Worst story telling ever.... or maybe it's just a story with no plot....
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06-04-2012, 12:14 PM #19Registered User
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Gonna be known as that guy from now on OP, how does it feeeeeeeel
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06-04-2012, 12:14 PM #20Bluesworth Kensington III
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finish it up. i'm mid-fap, bro
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06-04-2012, 12:15 PM #21Registered User
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not a single cliff was posted
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06-04-2012, 12:15 PM #22
negged for "I'll write her response and what happened next if this thread gets any replies other than tldr."
mod negged crew and i aint even red
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06-04-2012, 12:15 PM #23Banned
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everyone in this thread will neg op if he doesn't write the rest of the story! op, time is ticking.
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06-04-2012, 12:19 PM #24V-necks & skinny jeans
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only in theaters
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06-04-2012, 12:19 PM #25Registered User
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was suspicious of a beel-ear but i am interested. please op tell the rest of the story.
hard to hate on a fellow wings fan but....
i need to cut... badly.
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06-04-2012, 12:20 PM #26Registered User
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bitch slap her ass.
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06-04-2012, 12:20 PM #27Anti-Circumcision
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Originally Posted by tubeman
wtf how is that not causing damage?*PUREBLOOD CREW*
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06-04-2012, 12:23 PM #28Banned
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this really happened and the OP can pull chicks over 4/10 once he opens his mouth
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06-04-2012, 12:23 PM #29Registered User
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Inb4 story ends with OP getting in a fight, and has to move in with his aunt & uncle in belair.
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06-04-2012, 12:24 PM #30
Tl/dr.
Also judging by the title you cares about other people in the gym and what they're doing. Son......
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