The Chestbrahh and ******** Warrior incident (shocking)

[Renaua]

The ******** Warrior said "Yo man, those youtube videos were just a joke. I deleted them and we can be cool now, right?"

However, The smile faded from Chestbrah. His eyes were blank and lifeless.

"Wrong..." he whispered darkly.

"Ch-chestbrah, what are you -"

Suddenly, Chestbrah grabbed the back of jbw's head and slammed it hard on the ground. Like a possessed beast, he slammed it again and again on the hard concrete floor. He ignored the high-pitched cries as he decimated the poor pizza man with his own two hands.

By the time he finished, the jbw's face was too mutilated to recognize. Chestbrah smiled and admired his work. By the time the police arrived, it was already too late.

When they asked for Chestbrah's statement, he only had one thing to say.

"Chestbrah in the house"

[jungalist]

A day in the life of Supaturk:

Late Monday night after an epic chest workout, Supaturk was packing up his gym bag after his post workout stretching, He pulled out his Optimum Nutrition whey that was already in his shaker, He went to fill the shaker with water but an aesthetics crew member accidentally bumped into him and the protein fell to the floor, Supaturks animal instincts kicked in, it was like depriving a lion of zebra meat after hunting the land all day.

Supaturk immediately felt huge levels of anxiety, it was his ritual to consume the shake within 10 minutes of his workout, he hit up other aesthetics crew members but they had no whey to share. Frantically, Supaturk jumped into his car and sped on the highway home, he glanced nervously at his watch as there was only minutes to spare before his anabolic window would close. He pulled over at a petrol station, and looked around the isles frantically for some form of protein, all the mad max power bars were sold out so he proceeded search the nutritional information of all the natural muesli bars, he needed anything to spike his insulin. There was nothing worth the calories, furious, he jumped back into his car and sped home with dreams and hopes of simple carbohydrates and protein.

He arrived home, he sprinted to the fridge to find some chicken breast, his mother yelled from the lounge room "I used it last night for that curry darling". Disgusted with this news he fled to the tub of gold standard whey, he remembered he had used the last of it for the shake at the gym, there were only traces left at the bottom of the tub.

Supaturk had to settle for the cum of a large black man.

[LukePie]

ok.

[Dimotion]

Hehe ty sadknt ))

[IronDeadlifter]

wat
jbw would **** chestbrah up

[seizehersalad]

A day in the life of Supaturk:

Late Monday night after an epic chest workout, Supaturk was packing up his gym bag after his post workout stretching, He pulled out his Optimum Nutrition whey that was already in his shaker, He went to fill the shaker with water but an aesthetics crew member accidentally bumped into him and the protein fell to the floor, Supaturks animal instincts kicked in, it was like depriving a lion of zebra meat after hunting the land all day.

Supaturk immediately felt huge levels of anxiety, it was his ritual to consume the shake within 10 minutes of his workout, he hit up other aesthetics crew members but they had no whey to share. Frantically, Supaturk jumped into his car and sped on the highway home, he glanced nervously at his watch as there was only minutes to spare before his anabolic window would close. He pulled over at a petrol station, and looked around the isles frantically for some form of protein, all the mad max power bars were sold out so he proceeded search the nutritional information of all the natural muesli bars, he needed anything to spike his insulin. There was nothing worth the calories, furious, he jumped back into his car and sped home with dreams and hopes of simple carbohydrates and protein.

He arrived home, he sprinted to the fridge to find some chicken breast, his mother yelled from the lounge room "I used it last night for that curry darling". Disgusted with this news he fled to the tub of gold standard whey, he remembered he had used the last of it for the shake at the gym, there were only traces left at the bottom of the tub.

Supaturk had to settle for the cum of a large black man.

lmao