Navy Seal Copypasta - The Musical

[Sainoob]

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.



fukin lold at this srs

[PISTELERO]

lololol

is soo bureefull

[JimmyKudo]

I don't give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on
me to be there to bring your ****ing life to a hellish end. I'll put
you in so much ****ing pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a
cross in the desert look like a ****ing back massage on a tropical
island. I don't give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you
are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ****ing guns you own
to protect yourself. I'll ****ing show up at your house when you
aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the
water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your
gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start
stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll
have a ****ing heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart
operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under
in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor.
When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking
time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully
from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the
hospital to go home I'll run you over with my ****ing car out of no
where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ****ing
destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a
great ****ing length to make sure your last remaining days are spent
in a living, breathing ****ing hell. It's too late to save yourself,
but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll ****ing resuscitate
you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to
hell, population: you

[MakeABanana]

fukking biuriful

[PISTELERO]

I shall sing this to my newborn son everynight
may he grow to the might of 10 fullgrown men

[Sainoob]

I shall sing this to my newborn son everynight
may he grow to the might of 10 fullgrown men

videotape him singing it during nursery rhyme time. When you got called to the principals office for a discussion about it, sing it to the principal and walk out (also tape that).

(srs)

[-Kal-El-]

I shed a tear.

[ThaWhistle]

Im mirin

[Trogdor27]

lmfao! started cracking up!

[BigDonnie412]

fukingbump

[VabaX]

mirin Mechanix Original gloves in the video.

edit: they're the older ones. the new ones are better, imho, with their rubber strap around the wrist