Why is this girl so hard to ask out? (srs)

[Montre]

Like I said though I always make prono jokes just for fun. She always laughs kind of. And the 5 messages were just funny and light. And what about the picture?

Yeah and what kind of image do you think you're giving yourself when all your jokes revolve around internet porn. Think about how many pornstar names you've dropped through the course of that time. Thats so attractive man, tons of girls want guys who drop pornstar names all the time. I bet they're stoked to think about you jacking off at home.

If I'm gonna be a pervert at least I crack jokes about ****ing them or BKing, for example, cleverness brings the luls.
Went to see Men in Black 3 with 2 girls last night and a few other friends. Theres a character who can see the possible futures and he plays a substantial role. He repeatedly says throughout the movie "IS this the future where blah blah blah happens?" and then something will happen like "OH and she dropped the sandwich, I guess that means it's going to be this future". The joke I cracked was "Is this the future where I get laid tonight?", as one girl starts going down the stairs, I say "And _girl_ doesn't fall down the stairs." (Clearly shes not going to fall down the stars, so my prediction has a basis). "Yep, which one of you am I ****in tonight then? It's either I get laid or I get to watch __girl__ fall down a flight stairs, either way I win".

Brought the luls, wasn't too creepy and they know me as that guy who says off the wall **** all the time. And its not even that funny and has a "game" value of around 0. Dropping **** like pornstar names because you know them sounds desperate bro. Unless its someone everyone knows like Ron Jeremy whos notably disgusting.

[realUWOTM8]

becuase.

[eriksatie]

Yeah brah, she probably didn't even get your first five. Do it

[dennislfc92]

Got friendzoned

[DTO]

lol good trolling OP.

[TechnoRaver]

Yeah brah, she probably didn't even get your first five. Do it

We'll I was almost wondering if this could of happened cause she said her reception isnt always very good when I tried calling her a few times a month ago....

[tubeman]

wow, just wow.

When it comes to asking a girl out you shouldn't dance around the subject or wait till she's alone. Just ask her out, other wise you look like some little bitch, and girls don't wanna go out and get fuked by little bitches. Man up, ask her out or don't but be decisive.


Edit, OP you're trolling right??

[TechnoRaver]

Yeah and what kind of image do you think you're giving yourself when all your jokes revolve around internet porn. Think about how many pornstar names you've dropped through the course of that time. Thats so attractive man, tons of girls want guys who drop pornstar names all the time. I bet they're stoked to think about you jacking off at home.

We'll we make porno jokes here? And it isn't like girls don't watch porn either...

[Dav631]

despite srs tag...

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

Best find a new chick to chase after. This one isn't interested. You see the signs, you're just not wanting to accept them.

Smarten up before she tells you straight up and crushes your spirits.

[S4V4NT]

LOOK AT THAT FUKkIN COLLAR

[SimplyNick]

Did you end your texts with please respond? If not that's the reason why she didn't respond yet.

[TechnoRaver]

I feel like crying guys. Every girl I ask out pretty muc rejcts me. Only person I've banged was a milf..but that was ok but the age difference was to weird for her she said. I'm such a fukking failure.

[SouthPaw06]

too much beta to be real life

[Womperz]

I feel like crying guys. Every girl I ask out pretty muc rejcts me. Only person I've banged was a milf..but that was ok but the age difference was to weird for her she said. I'm such a fukking failure.

Pictures of said milf? Stop worrying so much and chill out man that's one of the problems

[DutchBodbuilder]

So yesterday I had some friends over for a party including this girl I like. I tried to kind of get her alone and give me some time to interact with her. I finally did and she seemed to be having fun and I moved in to put my hand around her waist and when I did that she was like

"Hey let's get back to the party! I think (______) has something he wanted to show everyone."

So I figured maybe she was nervous about getting intimate so we went back to everyone. The rest of the night though when I would try and go up to her o ask her out or hug her she would quickly break into a convo with someone else. Or have to go do something.

Finally at the end of the nght I was like

" Hey (______) your harder to get alone with than tori black in a gangbang vid"

she kind of laughed. And it wasn't weird cause I make porno jokes all the time. But all she said was

"haha why do you want to get alone anyways?"

and I was like "so maybe I could ask you out.."

and she was just like "awww" and then looked out a window and was like "I see my ride I got to run!"

I tried texting her this morning. Just sent 5 quick texts. But she hasn't replied. Might send a 6th and then leave it up to her to reply. We are pretty close I'd say. We hangout with our group of friends and she even gave me a card on my brthday.

But so what do I do? And why is she so hard to ask out??



her and me from yesterday. Ignore the stupid crwons and faces. It was a dressup party.

Lol why did u ask her out in the first place

[CoolDehLa]

troll ?

[BrollicWraith]

Doesn't it just seem more like she's shy? I mean if she wasn't interested wouldn't she just say so?

women are extremely non-confrontational, it's easier for her to avoid the question than to give you a direct answer

[Charlesatlasjr]

I feel like crying guys. Every girl I ask out pretty muc rejcts me. Only person I've banged was a milf..but that was ok but the age difference was to weird for her she said. I'm such a fukking failure.

Logged in just to say I hope you are trolling.....

If not it's going to be ok, just take the misc's advice, stop being beta, and please torch that phuking sweater.

[lincolnmkv]

OP, don't sweat. It's because she's a celebrity seen by youtube viewers over 100 million times.....

[Tsudo]

This thread competes with TheBateman's threads on a whole nother level. Good job, OP.

[Loswaldo]

We'll we make porno jokes here? And it isn't like girls don't watch porn either...

Urine idiot.

Do you talk about sport with the chick and weightlifting too?

You've been friend zoned and you come off as desperate and look extremely feminate in the pictures.

Plus I'm gonna be the first to say, she is ugly as fuark cuzzzzzzz..

[azurejer]

well thats pretty easy.

Reason #1 - her face
reason #2 - your sexuality

lawd

[ForeverYoung94]

shes not into u OP, but personally i wouldnt take it as a big loss. there are hundreds of thousands of better women. srs

[Hinterseer]

What the **** are you wearing?!

[TechnoRaver]

Pictures of said milf? Stop worrying so much and chill out man that's one of the problems

this is the milf. Pretty cute but like I said the age thing meant nothing more happened. **** just sukcs. I feel like I'll never be good with girls. And I try and follow RH help

[Tunes]

Op, chill out and start interacting with more girls. It doesn't seem like this girl is feeling you and you don't want to fall into some sort of oneitis trap.

[bubbletea9]

OP I don't say this often but you're acting pretty beta, stop sending so many texts and by the looks of it you're coming off as really needy/desperate.

[YUBanJack3d]

OP

1. That Bish is BROKE!
2. She don't like u like that. Now quit being a bish and **** one of her hot friends.

[MurphyJonez]

op












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