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    How to get a happy ending with a massage? Please help

    Theres this asian massage im going to tommorow, affordable rates. i live in sydney btw.
    im not sure if they perform happy endings but how can i increase my chances?
    does being handsoome matter? (or do they only care about money). Should i flash my money? Should i ask them? please help
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    just make sure you are fully displayed at all times during the rub down.
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    An easy tell to see if they do happy endings if they let you choose your masseur.
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    Originally Posted by JayHen View Post
    just make sure you are fully displayed at all times during the rub down.
    im scared she will give me the awkward look or tell me off lol. how can i do this
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    Whats his name how tall is he?
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    just whip your dick out bro, always works for me
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    Originally Posted by Darkilluzion View Post
    An easy tell to see if they do happy endings if they let you choose your masseur.
    do they give happy endings to everyone? what if someone real ugly comes. does it matter if ur good looking or not. im quite insecure about my looks
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    Originally Posted by extreme88 View Post
    just whip your dick out bro, always works for me
    Isnt that indecent exposure and can lead to sexual assault arrest? when shoul i whip my dik out
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    Just point at your dick and go like this:




    Always works.
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    Its easy bro.. When he is massaging you turn over on your stomach, pull the towel down, lift up your ass.. Say "I think you can go a little deeper with this massage, and I think you have the right "tool" for it"
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    Get boner.

    Stare directly at it.

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    Originally Posted by heybro12 View Post
    Isnt that indecent exposure and can lead to sexual assault arrest? when shoul i whip my dik out
    whip that lil fella out as soon as she brings you in bro.
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    just punch her in the tit, asians automatically know what to do from there



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    Be cool when you walk in, like don't act like a square or be nervous.
    If they ask if you have ever had a massage before say yes even if you haven't
    When she takes you to the room and tells you to get comfortable/lie down whatever, get completely naked and lie on the table under the sheet. The masseuse usually leaves the room while you do this.
    Bring at least $100 dollars (maybe more to be safe) with you to the parlor in cash, often the masseuse will provide other services. Everything from just a normal hand job to full ****ing. Though the ****ing parts probably not that common, just be prepared and don't be afraid to ask for certain things as long as their not too ****ed up and you have the cash


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    except in some 5* hotels literally every single massage parlou ive been in does happy endings
    just get boner and look at her the right way
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    Slip a $20 in her panties, these broads won't do it for free.

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    wont happen if its a legit message place. you need to find a place known for giving them.
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