Gf's Dad Asked Me If I Wiped My Ass - Raged

[Scrizzle]

Let's start off by saying my gf's dad doesn't like me at all. Never gave a reason and I never really cared to find out because his daughter and I get along fine and that's all that mattered. However, lately he has come to the realization that I'm sticking around for a while so he's been trying to really push my buttons. He makes smart ass comments whenever I walk on by that mainly have to deal with my height. He says shiet like "Didn't know they made men in your size" and "Whoops, sorry. Almost stepped on you there. Couldn't see you that far down." I let it slide most of the time, but once when we were playing basketball he started to get too rough and kept shoulder charging me unnecessarily and saying "Where's all that strength little muscle man?". I tried to keep it friendly, but especially in that competitive situation I raged a little and kept my shoulder stiff when he tried to charge me. He ended up on his ass and clearly embarrassed, which he would later decide to make me pay for.

First time I've been invited to dinner and I wanted to make a good impression. Didn't want to be late so I showed up on time, but problem was I didn't get a chance to take a shiet beforehand. We were making small talk before dinner and I excused myself to go to the bathroom. I dropped a load and wiped, and finished what was left of the toilet paper. I came back downstairs where dinner was set up and to be courteous I mentioned that they were out of toilet paper.

"Out of toilet paper? So did you wipe at least?" he asked. Everyone immediately turned to look at me and I could feel my face turn red. It was a stupid question to ask. I was embarrassed to be talking about my bowel movements at dinner. So I told him there was enough on the roll for me to wipe.

"You sure man? Been smellin' kind of funky in here is all." I bit my bottom lip so hard I could taste blood. I smiled and looked away and told him I didn't know what it could have been. Throughout the whole dinner though he kept clearing his throat and saying "That smell.....That smell....It's killing me." About 10 minutes into dinner he wouldn't let up and said "I can't stand that smell. I'm going to eat outside." I ****in' lost it.

"If you don't want to smell it anymore then you should close your mouth." I said. It is pretty well known that this guy's breath stinks. Then he raged on me.

"You fukcing kidding me? How could my daughter date such a disrespectful punk like you? Trying to insult me in my own home while I feed you food? I'll knock your ass into next week you little punk. I'll beat the shiet out of you so you won't have to worry about leaving any left between your cheeks. Get out of here!" I got up and told him to fukc off and left.

Cliffs:
- Gf's dad doesn't like me. Must be a miscer; makes manlet comments
- Playing basketball with him at family outing and he keep shoulder charging me unnecessarily
- I keep my shoulder stiff and knock his ass down; he's embarrassed and wants to get me back
- Invited to dinner and I take a shiet at their house; finish the toilet paper
- Go back to dinner and say they are out of toilet paper
- Gf's dad asks if I had enough to wipe and mentions that it's been smelling funky ever since I came down
- Keeps it up throughout dinner talking about how it stanks
- Says he can't stand the smell so he'll go outside
- I rage and tell him to close his mouth and he won't smell it anymore
- He rages on me and kicks me out

[frontofthepack]

well did u even wipe??

Where's all that strength little muscle man??

[BBqChicken1]

inn


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#edit

Spot sold to supersaiyan-dre

[CreoleFever]

u did wipe, right?

[davebar]

this happened

[Swag1070]

innnnn

[snp1686]

pic of said dad:

[RainingBlood]

Who the hell would go their GF's house and ask for toilet paper? Da fuark. Use your hand like Desi Guy does.

[oVo]

He who angers you, conquers you.

[Tetrahydro]

He can't make jokes if he's dead.

[farvacola]

What does your girlfriend think of the whole thing? Does she think you wiped?

[dryst]

maybe u did smell like shiet...dont hate on a mfer for laying down the facts brah

[The_Zodiac]

I can't stand that smell. I'm going to another thread.

[MrNippers]

Who the hell would go their GF's house and ask for toilet paper? Da fuark. Use your hand like Desi Guy does.

[rjmwx81]

well did u even wipe??

Where's all that strength little muscle man??

Strong new misc meme potential

[smit3413]

ITT: Napoleon complex OP imagines everything and rages on GF's dad.

[KenStiffyJr]

lol so u arrive back from the bathroom and announce to the dinner table that they are out of toilet paper? who says that

[BrahTech]

are you sure you're not mad?

[dryst]

Who the hell would go their GF's house and ask for toilet paper? Da fuark. Use your hand like Desi Guy does.

"do u guys have any bottled water?"

them: wut?

"i have to take a ****"






...i can see this happening

[TP800]

Dnt read, but title made lol for some reason. Sure it's a cool story though bro.

[Kenjisama]

so wait...you mentioned your girlfriend yet i am seeing no pics...

[mille695]

How could you possibly not tell us your gf's reaction

[randombrah102]

lmao why would you even bring up being out of toilet paper in the first place

[Ratfish]

Wait until he sees the vid of you driving for Pole Patrol

[Aesthetical]

Still dating his daughter OP?

You should fuk her on his bed and leave your condom under his pillow.

[confidenceNsuccess]

lol'd so hard.

hes got you in check

[Ronceiro]

pic of said dad:

this

[supersaiyan-dre]

inn

[ANIMALISTIKZ]

Let's start off by saying my gf's dad doesn't like me at all. Never gave a reason and I never really cared to find out because his daughter and I get along fine and that's all that mattered. However, lately he has come to the realization that I'm sticking around for a while so he's been trying to really push my buttons. He makes smart ass comments whenever I walk on by that mainly have to deal with my height. He says shiet like "Didn't know they made men in your size" and "Whoops, sorry. Almost stepped on you there. Couldn't see you that far down." I let it slide most of the time, but once when we were playing basketball he started to get too rough and kept shoulder charging me unnecessarily and saying "Where's all that strength little muscle man?". I tried to keep it friendly, but especially in that competitive situation I raged a little and kept my shoulder stiff when he tried to charge me. He ended up on his ass and clearly embarrassed, which he would later decide to make me pay for.

First time I've been invited to dinner and I wanted to make a good impression. Didn't want to be late so I showed up on time, but problem was I didn't get a chance to take a shiet beforehand. We were making small talk before dinner and I excused myself to go to the bathroom. I dropped a load and wiped, and finished what was left of the toilet paper. I came back downstairs where dinner was set up and to be courteous I mentioned that they were out of toilet paper.

"Out of toilet paper? So did you wipe at least?" he asked. Everyone immediately turned to look at me and I could feel my face turn red. It was a stupid question to ask. I was embarrassed to be talking about my bowel movements at dinner. So I told him there was enough on the roll for me to wipe.

"You sure man? Been smellin' kind of funky in here is all." I bit my bottom lip so hard I could taste blood. I smiled and looked away and told him I didn't know what it could have been. Throughout the whole dinner though he kept clearing his throat and saying "That smell.....That smell....It's killing me." About 10 minutes into dinner he wouldn't let up and said "I can't stand that smell. I'm going to eat outside." I ****in' lost it.

"If you don't want to smell it anymore then you should close your mouth." I said. It is pretty well known that this guy's breath stinks. Then he raged on me.

"You fukcing kidding me? How could my daughter date such a disrespectful punk like you? Trying to insult me in my own home while I feed you food? I'll knock your ass into next week you little punk. I'll beat the shiet out of you so you won't have to worry about leaving any left between your cheeks. Get out of here!" I got up and told him to fukc off and left.

Cliffs:
- Gf's dad doesn't like me. Must be a miscer; makes manlet comments
- Playing basketball with him at family outing and he keep shoulder charging me unnecessarily
- I keep my shoulder stiff and knock his ass down; he's embarrassed and wants to get me back
- Invited to dinner and I take a shiet at their house; finish the toilet paper
- Go back to dinner and say they are out of toilet paper
- Gf's dad asks if I had enough to wipe and mentions that it's been smelling funky ever since I came down
- Keeps it up throughout dinner talking about how it stanks
- Says he can't stand the smell so he'll go outside
- I rage and tell him to close his mouth and he won't smell it anymore
- He rages on me and kicks me out

**Watched UFC at a bar, thought I could fight, and got whooped crew**


^^ this is gold

[getout87]

sounds like you're being cowed, which is exactly what he is trying to do. stop being a pussy