had my contacts out, saw black spot moving on the carpet.... get on my hands and knees and look down close... see demon spawn and fukn screamed. couldnt decide whether to shoot it w my 1911 or stomp it out.
wtf is on its back? eggs?
edit: location northern nj... not many dangerous spiders around here that i know of
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05-15-2012, 11:08 AM #1Registered User
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spider i found in my room (wtf)(pic)
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05-15-2012, 11:09 AM #2Banned
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Made me cringe...
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05-15-2012, 11:09 AM #3Registered User
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kill it with fire
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05-15-2012, 11:10 AM #4Registered User
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the spider is pregos.
kill it with fire!My mom thinks i'm cool
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05-15-2012, 11:10 AM #5Somebody's oneitis
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Fuk you OP. now I have goosebumps.
Keeping it within.
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05-15-2012, 11:10 AM #6Bitch I might be
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just burn your house down and be done with it.
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05-15-2012, 11:10 AM #7Registered User
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lick it
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05-15-2012, 11:11 AM #8I inspect bones, wut?
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Everything you feel is now a spider.
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05-15-2012, 11:11 AM #9Registered User
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cant its deadOriginally Posted by Fwill1721
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05-15-2012, 11:11 AM #10Registered User
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nuke the house
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05-15-2012, 11:12 AM #11Registered User
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op the only thing to do is burn your house down, it's too far gone.
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05-15-2012, 11:12 AM #12Grill on Grill Action
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Time to move OP, simple as that.
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05-15-2012, 11:12 AM #13Deus Vult
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bazooka/10
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05-15-2012, 11:12 AM #14Registered User
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Looking at it makes me wanna throw up... destroy it ASAP
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05-15-2012, 11:13 AM #15Registered User
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butt fuk it
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05-15-2012, 11:13 AM #16First in, Last out
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Wolf spider I think
When you go outside at night, shine a flashlight across the yard. If you see little pairs of eyes on the grass, it's usually wolf spiders.Misc LEO Crew
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05-15-2012, 11:13 AM #17IntensityBuildsImmensity
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burning down the house and moving to a different state is the only answer
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05-15-2012, 11:13 AM #18Registered User
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Don't kill it or all the baby spiders will run out of it, 100% srs
Like this:
Last edited by Notevenlegs; 05-15-2012 at 11:22 AM.
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05-15-2012, 11:13 AM #19Registered User
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05-15-2012, 11:13 AM #20Banned
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thats not a spider op thats a snake
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05-15-2012, 11:13 AM #21Swole Sports Rep
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reps if u freeze it and make it ur pet...
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05-15-2012, 11:14 AM #22Not the first born
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Belive it is a wolf spider. Be carful sometimes it carries the babies live on its back, so of you smash make sure you get them too.
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05-15-2012, 11:14 AM #23Banned
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holy fuk op
stay safe
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05-15-2012, 11:14 AM #24Registered User
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Female wolf spider carrying egg sacks.
If you wait till they hatch she'll have hunderds of baby spiders crawling on her back (srs).
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05-15-2012, 11:14 AM #25Registered User
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those are baby spiders.....once u smash it....
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05-15-2012, 11:14 AM #26Registered User
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smashed it with a boot. body crumpled itself up and i grabbed it w a tissue and flushed it. my home is safeOriginally Posted by Notevenlegs
i would say that i would consider doing this next time but if this happens again, will burn house and surrounding neighborhoods downOriginally Posted by jkh25
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05-15-2012, 11:15 AM #27Shiitin on 5.0's
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05-15-2012, 11:16 AM #28Registered User
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i'm pretty sure burning your house to the ground is justified at this point. keep that photo for the insurance company.
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05-15-2012, 11:16 AM #29Registered User
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Demon Wolf Spider. When I lived in Sussex County I saw ginormous wolf spiders like in my basement and **** all the time. Hardly see any now that I'm in Hunterdon County.
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05-15-2012, 11:17 AM #30Former 6'0 / 155
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OP, you should have done this.
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