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05-21-2012, 09:03 PM #31']['{[]}{[]}[[_
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A pattern in the chaos.
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05-21-2012, 09:03 PM #32Banned
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Nice crews. Assuming OP is troll because this cannot be srs.
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05-21-2012, 09:04 PM #33what lol
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i fkn lol'dOriginally Posted by AceHigh03
*used to lift crew*
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05-21-2012, 09:04 PM #34Registered User
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wat strong fast thread
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Sniff Hard Baby...
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05-21-2012, 09:04 PM #35Ausbrah in the USA
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u wot m8
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05-21-2012, 09:04 PM #36Registered User
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That's kinda creepy OP.
Maybe your dad isn't hitting it enough. Srs
In b4 troll thread of someone pretending to be your mother haha
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05-21-2012, 09:05 PM #37Banned
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how old is your mom?Originally Posted by lukeaye
So the other day, i was in the kitchen and mum walks up behind me, she squeezes my bum, and says
"you have such a cute bum, just like your father!" she giggles
i was like ewwww mum please dont grab my ass again.
Few days later im getting changed in my room and mum peaks in,
"caught you hehehe"
Im like wtf mum, give me some privacy.
"I've seen it all before! your getting nice muscles!"
THIS IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE
yesterday, she comes up to me and says,
"Do you think i have a nice body? like as fit as younger women?"
Im like mum to far. you cant ask me that.
Dunno wtf to make of her, thinking about moving out before i wake up and she is riding me naked. Or am i over-reacting? I dunno just freaks me out, but maybe i'm being to sensitive. Anyone else shed some light on their mums doing anything like this?
I know you are all going to ask, so here *******s a pic of my mum.
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05-21-2012, 09:05 PM #38Banned
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Why is that picture posted on here op?
http://www.novafm.com.au/gallery/cou...-will-be-board
More pics needed to further assess situation
1000th post *******s!
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05-21-2012, 09:05 PM #39Registered User
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She's at that age when women wanna feel hot and beautiful again, this is normal, give her a break.
Mod negged for politically incorrect opinion. Not mod's fault, they are slaves to the liberal regime.
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05-21-2012, 09:05 PM #40Banned
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Originally Posted by lukeaye
So the other day, i was in the kitchen and mum walks up behind me, she squeezes my bum, and says
"you have such a cute bum, just like your father!" she giggles
i was like ewwww mum please dont grab my ass again.
Few days later im getting changed in my room and mum peaks in,
"caught you hehehe"
Im like wtf mum, give me some privacy.
"I've seen it all before! your getting nice muscles!"
THIS IS THE ICING ON THE CAKE
yesterday, she comes up to me and says,
"Do you think i have a nice body? like as fit as younger women?"
Im like mum to far. you cant ask me that.
Dunno wtf to make of her, thinking about moving out before i wake up and she is riding me naked. Or am i over-reacting? I dunno just freaks me out, but maybe i'm being to sensitive. Anyone else shed some light on their mums doing anything like this?
I know you are all going to ask, so here *******s a pic of my mum.
*only get texts from mom crew*
but no, she doesnt want to fk you. you are sexually insecure
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05-21-2012, 09:05 PM #41Has bigger from too tho
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This happened.
Rep Back 4k+
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05-21-2012, 09:06 PM #42Banned
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need pics to verifyOriginally Posted by lukeaye
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05-21-2012, 09:06 PM #43Hallowed be thy Gains
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Age: 24Originally Posted by lukeaye
OP your mother has reached a point of such utter frustration at your failure to reach for adulthood and move out of the family home that she had resorted to sexual harassment as a means to finally force her giant overgrown really a man already baby bird out of the nest.
Fly OP! Fly!DL: 285 x 1, SQUAT 225 x 3, BP: 135 x 1 (retired), OHP: 115x 2 (!!!!!)
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05-21-2012, 09:06 PM #44
That is kinda weird....If you're not trolling OP (and im sure you are) sounds like you're mom want's to **** you.
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05-21-2012, 09:06 PM #45Big Black Hawk
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Op do u want an ebony sibling? cos id be happy to creampie ur mom.
blow me
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05-21-2012, 09:07 PM #46Registered User
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because she went on a cruise with her friends? she had it on her ********.Originally Posted by rcdudegermy10
im assuming you also have pics on ********?
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05-21-2012, 09:07 PM #47ʇsɐoʇǝqnd
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explain yourself OPOriginally Posted by rcdudegermy10
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05-21-2012, 09:07 PM #48Peasant
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now is the time to check if you're adopted
[pretty srs]
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05-21-2012, 09:07 PM #49
OP - time to move out (srs)
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05-21-2012, 09:08 PM #50tcirtsiD
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Strong save. Unless you provide other pics quick, negs will come in you trolling *******.Originally Posted by lukeaye
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05-21-2012, 09:08 PM #51
OP, can we have more pics? MOAR!!
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05-21-2012, 09:09 PM #52Registered User
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lol the phuck i care about negs, come at me.Originally Posted by District
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05-21-2012, 09:09 PM #53mercurial amalgam
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sounds like you've got a pretty nice setup, are you tipping her?
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05-21-2012, 09:10 PM #54tcirtsiD
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Originally Posted by lukeaye
Obvious troll is obvious.
OP IS TROLLING. NEGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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05-21-2012, 09:10 PM #55I want to believe...Originally Posted by rcdudegermy10
Die Antwoord is GOAT crew
Anti-leftie/ communist/ peasant crew
Founder of the Foreigners for Trump crew
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05-21-2012, 09:10 PM #56Banned
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op is trolling . *******
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05-21-2012, 09:11 PM #57Registered User
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I'd do her.
But seriously, I think that's weird. My mom has never done that and neither have any of my friends mom's done that to them(that they said, I don't think that's something you just tell people though).
Weird man, especially the body comment.
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05-21-2012, 09:12 PM #58Registered User
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Like he saidOriginally Posted by Teddieslol
Stop being a sad kunt
Dont let it depress u, let it motivate uDo not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousands pound of whey, I am the oats that starts your day. I am the squats down to the grass, I am the gains in your muscle mass, When your strength begins to drift, I am the rush that helps you lift. Of helpful bros that inspire I am your charm when the bunnies 'mire Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there; I did not die. Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of Aesthetics "The King"
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05-21-2012, 09:12 PM #59Brotege
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05-21-2012, 09:12 PM #60Banned
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Not sure if srs....
Even if this a hypothetical troll job, this is NOT normal mum behavior.
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