Little Timmy: Misc I need advice! Halp I think my GF is cheating on me!!!
Worried that a girl you are committed to / thinking of committing to is a slut? Let's face it, an alpha stud like yourself should sample many wines but only buy one or two. Like a good car, a woman that's low quality is pretty easy to spot when you know what to look for.
We have car buying advice threads, we should have girlfriend / wife getting advice threads. Same thing.
Taken from "Roissy" at heartiste.wordpress.com
Women seem to think that men are too thickheaded and inattentive to identify which of them are cockgobbling cumguzzling sluts. Or they prefer to believe their sly poses of innocence and white lies are good enough to keep men in the dark about their sexual histories. They would be wrong. The dirty little secret is out: Men have finely tuned straydar for slutty women because they are the ones more likely to cheat. Women lie more about their sexual pasts to men and to themselves, or otherwise expend great effort covering it up, because they know that men will downgrade them as potential long term mates if their sluttiness were revealed in all its jizz-spackled bukkaked glory.
Here is a list of tramp tells:
She broaches the subject of sex first.
The more explicitly she talks about sex before you’ve banged her, the likelier she has a storied slutty past.
She suggests kinky sex acts.
If you’ve been dating a short while and she eagerly implores you for public sex before the glow of bedroom missionary sex has worn off, you’ve got a slut.
She’s neurotic and disagreeable.
Emotionally flighty girls are vaginally flighty girls. They are ruled by their vaginas. If she’s the gossipy, backstabbing, conniving sort who drips with sarcasm and generally disdains everyone around her, you can bet her black soul will seek sustenance on a carousel of cock.
She frequently goes commando.
Yeah, as guys, we think it’s hot when we slide our hands under our girlfriends’ dresses during dinner in a fancy restaurant and discover a panty-less pussy waiting for us, but what if you notice she’s sans underwear while you’re both shopping in Whole Foods? At a family picnic? In church?
She’s got that crazy, hyper, coked-up look in her eyes.
Welcome to attention whore land! Chicks who can’t breathe without being the center of attention are chicks who are unable to control their craving for fresh cock. You want to be on the lookout for manic depressives and girls who can’t make it through a ten minute conversation without screeching in phony excitement.
She shows a lot of cleavage all the time.
No worries if she’s accentuating her tits on the first date to entice you, but if she’s got those colliding death stars displayed for the world to admire every time you’re out with her,...duh
She *really* seems to know what she’s doing in bed.
Hey man, nothing like getting a BJ from a chick who knows how to hit the underside with her tongue, but it does make you wonder how much dick it required for her to reach that level of professionalism.
She has an impressive collection of vibrators and admits to wacking off to porn.
She’s a high testosterone sex fiend who values sexual novelty more than pair bonding. This type of girl is a creature of her id. High T girls are easy to spot. Check for forearm hair, narrow hips, broad shoulders, a penchant for cursing, a flat ass (adjusted for race), career ambition, and status whoring.
She asks you how many women you’ve slept with or accuses you of being a player.
One word: projection.
She seems “hard”.
If she’s got that tough, tankgrrl aura about her, like she’s been through dating hell and back, and her cynicism is worse than yours, you know she’s been used like a cheap whore.
She’s incredibly circumspect or incredibly forthcoming about her past or sex in general.
In the course of a few dates, occasionally the conversation turns to past loves or sexual experiences, or views on men and women and the dating scene. Normally, these exchanges are blessedly brief and act as useful springboards for other topics, but when she seems like she’s hiding something big you’ve got a right to be suspicious. Listen for tells that give the game away. Stuff like “Oh well, we all have our skeletons”. Or “I’ve learned so much growing up.” Or “Men are pigs.” (The last one usually said by a record breaking slut.) Naturally, you want to write off any girl as GF material who brags about her CRAZY and WILD college years. Believe me, those years included more than college.
She’s an artsy type.
Or a lawyer. See: Eternal Ingenue and Amazonian Alpha. The paradox of femininity is that it is often both the ultrafeminine and ultramasculine women who have racked up big numbers of men.
She tells you about all the places she’s traveled.
Yeah, chicks love to travel, but how many have put their dreams into action? If your date has been around the world twice with multiple stops in Rome, Rio, Vegas, LA, or some Appalachian backwater you can be sure she’s “traveled” straight into the crotch of an exotic local at every destination.
She never has a break between men longer than one week.
If she’s the type who can’t stand to be single and monkey swings from one man to the next, sometimes with sperm-sharing overlap, odds are high she’s a slut.
You’re tapping her for the first time and she doesn’t remind you to put on a condom.
We men have an excellent fallback system for flushing out the sluts. If we think you’ve been around, we act as if we’re going to rawdog you, only to reach for the condom at the last possible second. If you haven’t reminded us to put one on during the long pre-penetration buildup, and it looks like you’d have been OK taking our unwrapped meat, we have all the evidence we need that you’re a skank.
She never stops shyt testing you.
A girl who is constantly testing you for alpha congruency is a girl who would jump to another man the moment you betatize yourself. Worthy girls keep the shyt testing to a bare minimum. Turn on your love light, baby. (shyt tests = tests of your manhood, things that women do to put you on the defensive and cause drama)
She buys you a lot of gifts.
I’m not sure why this is a leading indicator of sluttiness, but in my experience it is. Especially if she showers you with little gifts early in the relationship. I open the floor to a discussion of theories for this particular observation.
She’s OK with making out in bars.
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** The Official "SLUT RADAR" Thread. How To Tell If Any Girl Is A Slut **MAN WHEN WE PLAYED IN THAT COLD WEATHER WE WAS COLD.
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She has a lot of slutty friends.
Ye shall know her by her support group.
Her pussy is cavernous.
Some of you wonder if this is an urban legend or a frat boy joke, but it’s got a kernel of truth. If you feel big with most girls, but small with her (and she doesn’t have the excuse of being a seacow), she has a stretched out pussy that has happily accommodated a parade of giant cocks. Why do you think Kegels are all the rage with the city slutterati? Chicks are onto the fact that their distended pussies betray their loose ways, and anything to tighten up that love hole helps them hide their pecker pounded tracks. When I feel humongous with a girl, I know she has a normal sized snatch that hasn’t been used like the town orifice. The more I feel like I’m ripping her insides to shreds, the likelier I am to move her to the front of my cherished girlfriend queue.
Your gut tells you she may be a slut.
Always go with your gut. It will almost never lead you astray.
Rule of all Rules: The more experience you have with women, the more you’ll know which women have experience with men.
Flip side of the rule: It is the inexperienced beta male who is most often in the dark about a woman’s sexual history and liable to be victimized by the cheating slut.
0 lifetime partners: Sweet virginal manna. A bit weird, but you’re confident you’ll break her in.
3 lifetime partners: Typical woman. Wife and mother of your children material.
10 lifetime partners: Above average. Proceed with caution.
15 lifetime partners: Well above average. Be dominant or she’ll cheat.
25 lifetime partners: A whole lot. Use her and lose her.
100 lifetime partners: Stopwatch material. You wonder how fast you can get her from “Hi” to “Spread your ass cheeks, I’m going in”.MAN WHEN WE PLAYED IN THAT COLD WEATHER WE WAS COLD.
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the girl i'm phucking for a few months falls under all of these categories.. definitely not dating materialinstagram - physically_fit_casey
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Double standards exists. congrats, you figured it out. in the same way a man is expected to buy dinner for a date or female nurses are encouraged / male nurses are laughed at, some behaviors are encouraged in 1 sex and not in the other.
I'm not necessarily saying a guy with 100 lays is a good choice for a girl to marry, either. But considering women are known to rip 50% of assets away in divorce all the time, you need to tread carefully these days when wifing up.
I dont care if a girl has had 1 or 2 boyfriends for a long time, broke up with him, and then met me. I DO CARE if a girl takes a new guy home every weekend all the time, and I'm required to be a strong dominant ******* 24/7 around her to keep her in line.MAN WHEN WE PLAYED IN THAT COLD WEATHER WE WAS COLD.
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Also to add
She's had a fair amount of one night stands
She goes to parties/clubs/bars without you
Bitches go out not just to drink, but they love the attention they get from men.*Admirer of the "Arts" Crew*
05-20-2012, 10:17 AM #16
the "average 30 old unmarried woman" is usually done hooking up with many guys and dumping them at the slightest imperfection. "He doesn't make enough money". " Not tall enough." "He's too kind to me." But something nasty happens, as they turn 30 they slowly realize that they should have bit the bullet and locked down one of those guys a few years back. Because now, guys her age are looking at younger, hotter girls.
Age 18 -28 or so
Women are more valuable then men. Thus "white knigting" exists.
Age 28 - upwards
men gain more power, women start white knighting men. srs.
Ask any of the 30+ year old guys on the Misc whehter they have to lift a finger to get girls anymore.MAN WHEN WE PLAYED IN THAT COLD WEATHER WE WAS COLD.
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At the moment it hit me: She has had to have sucked an astronomical number of dicks to know just about every sweet spot and what ones work for what guy. Huge turn on that she was that slutty, but wanted nothing to do with her after that.Braves-Gators-Falcons-GT
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