Started Work as a Driver in Gay Version of the Bang Bus

[Scrizzle]

I need a summer job and through a friend of a friend of a friend (or however long it was) I found out that someone was looking for a driver. Without knowing too much I decided to check it out and lo and behold it turns out this guy was trying to film a gay version of the Bang Bus. It was called "Pole Patrol" and basically the same concept. I drive around saying "I hope we find some hot boys in town to ride my friend's meat!" and pick up a guy (previously in on it) and convince him to take a ride. Then I just drive around while they fuk in the back.

Now I know what you're thinking, but the guy assured me that I would not be expected to partake in any of the gay sex and it was $15/hour so I thought I might as well give it a go. I was very clear with him that I was not gay and I would not be jumping in at any time. He said that it wasn't going to be a problem, but within five minutes of filming I knew it would be.

So he's filming and asking me questions and I'm just firing answers. I'm not gay, but I had to play it off like I was just to keep the scenario going. I was saying stupid **** like "Oh man (guy's name) is in the back with 8 inches waitin' to do work!" and "Let's pick up that hottie up there! He looks like he's down for some fun".

Try to keep it short, but we pick the guy up and they start fuking in the back and the camera man (in the passenger seat) keeps rubbing my arm. I break character and say "Dude! What the fuk man! Stop fuking touching me". He gives me a glare and stops, but later tries to go for it again. This time he starts rubbing my lap. I yell out "Motherfukcer you touch me again and I'm speeding for the wall and this **** bus is going up in flames". He tells me to cool it with homophobic remarks and they'll have to edit it out later. I don't give a fukc. But the deal breaker was when the camera man pulls out his cock and starts stroking it while I'm trying to drive and trying to make eye contact with me. Then at that moment the guy in the back reaches climax and some of his jizz hit my right forearm.

I scream "WHAT THE FUKC YOU BUNCH OF HOMOS!" and pull the van over and open the door ready to walk home. I put it in park, but the camera man grabs my arm so I won't leave. I drive a straight left to his nose and bust his shiet up and start walking home. Not even gonna bother trying to get paid for the day.

Cliffs:
- Heard about a driving job
- Turns out to be gay version of bang bus (Pole Patrol) and I agree to ONLY DRIVE for $15/hour
- I make it clear I'm not gay and will only be driving and guy says its not going to be a problem
- We start filming and it turns out it is a problem
- While homos are boning in the back camera man (in passenger seat) starts getting turned on
- Starts touching my arm/leg and I tell him repeatedly to knock that shiet off and call him a *******
- Finally snap when camera man starts jerking off and jizz from guy in back hits my right forearm
- I pull over punch camera man in the face and start walking home
- Worst job ever

[MyAvatar]

what the blooody hell

[dussocaster]

lol... happend did this?

[VTheKing]

lmao

[Rhythm825]

In Illinois?

[ohface0]

space for rent.

[Beast92]

fuk, hopefully this is just trolling

[Gemeaux]

this happened

[ReducedCarb]

lmao
op is a ******* for knowing there is a gay version of bangbus in his clearly fictitious story

[elbowblk]

bro you have another mans semen on your forearm. its necessary to amputate

[HGM1989]

this happened.

[NovaCore]

IN spot for sale

edit:spot sold to

[P4yn3]

what, you didn't jump in?

freakin hetero

[puppet_master]

This happened.

[Sovietaced]

I went on google searching pole patrol for a nice fap session and I couldn't find anything, OP is fraudin

[Skirrel]

oh god this is too funny

[HelloDurr]

Lulz were had. This happened?

[Emilos12]

Shiiiiet OP if that is a true story it is INDEED a cool story, bro!

Jesus christ why did you even agree to the job? you sure you not on dat ****gy time OP?

[OrangeOcelot]

[mauledbyabear]

OP is a Pole Patrol

[Ganjamayne]

Can't be real life..

[meep316]

No srs tag, no believe. If real though, you should've taken the keys and thrown them far off into the distance, into a river or something.

[ace_gauntlit]

[pikappdrift]

did you at least get paid?

[Scrizzle]

In Illinois?

In the nearby Chicago suburbs. We had tinted windows in the back, but I was still scared shietless at times. I don't even know how I'd begin to explain what the fukc was going on if a cop had pulled us over.

lmao
op is a ******* for knowing there is a gay version of bangbus in his clearly fictitious story

What do you mean? I didn't know there was a gay version of the bangbus until I showed up for the job. I just heard it was a driving job and went. Didn't figure out it was for pole patrol until I got there.

bro you have another mans semen on your forearm. its necessary to amputate

Trust me bro I scrubbed that shiet raw. Wasted half a bottle of rubbing alcohol.

I went on google searching pole patrol for a nice fap session and I couldn't find anything, OP is fraudin

It's a new thing. They don't have anything set up yet, but to be honest I don't think these guys are gonna make it. Give new definition to the term amateur hour. The project is probably gonna be a scrap.

[bottle_cap]

lmfao

for once ....OP truly is a *******

[CDbrah]

i want to believe..

[Renzbrah]

Lmao

[msab]

Motherfukcer you touch me again and I'm speeding for the wall and this **** bus is going up in flames
lol

[tylertheliger]

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