Calling out SamSix

[Martynator]

SamSix was in a hotel on vacation in Europe, courtesy of his Paki friend.






He is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a
question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he
accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he
does, his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled.

SamSix turns to her and says

"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies,

"if your penis is as large as your nose, I'm in room 1221."

LOL WOT

[Arcos27]

in

[4lolzandstuff]

[Da1111]

Lol.

[comps]

Lol.

[Handcannon7]

are you trying to say hes a *******?
agreed what a ******* that guy is I heard he gets blackout drunk off 4 beers

[spurdo]

[myelbow4]

dafuq?

[HappinessHealth]

fukin paki

[Martynator]

fukin paki

age: 14

Do you even know what Paki is

[uhandypaige]

lol marty you cheeky kunt, you.

[smac898]

Lol

[badamss]

marty pls

[SamSix]

Lol fuk u paki

are you trying to say hes a *******?
agreed what a ******* that guy is I heard he gets blackout drunk off 4 beers

I heard you and your friends get drunk and get shanked with keys <3

Only time I've blacked out was when I finished a handle of jack to myself. Worst experience of my life

[Martynator]

Lol fuk u paki



I heard you and your friends get drunk and get shanked with keys <3

Only time I've blacked out was when I finished a handle of jack to myself. Worst experience of my life

All I'm trying to say is that jew are beautiful. And all I get in return is hate. <\3

[SamSix]

All I'm trying to say is that jew are beautiful. And all I get in return is hate. <\3

<3

[Raxx]

Lmfao.

[Vanduynomite]

All I'm trying to say is that jew are beautiful. And all I get in return is hate. <\3

[Handcannon7]

Lol fuk u paki



I heard you and your friends get drunk and get shanked with keys <3

Only time I've blacked out was when I finished a handle of jack to myself. Worst experience of my life

Doing it wrong/10
I get blackout or lose atleast half memory most of the time probably a large factor as to why I'm going to GI doctor for my stomach lollololol

[iwrestle160]

youuuu sooo fannny!

[SamSix]

Doing it wrong/10
I get blackout or lose atleast half memory most of the time probably a large factor as to why I'm going to GI doctor for my stomach lollololol

i like having nights where theres parts i dont fully remember. those are great. but that one night with the jack....god never again. friend said i threw up everywhere, apparently pissed myself, and was blatantly racist towards everyone. woke up on my bathroom floor wrapped in a wet blanket and shivering with a cut going all the way up my arm.

lol u got ulcers?

[weRise]

lol'd hard. gooby pls

[cinnawaffls]

[infish]

true story kids nose is huge as fuark,
samsix nose routine plz?

[SamSix]

true story kids nose is huge as fuark,
samsix nose routine plz?

i dont speak noavi
i dont speak beta
i dont speak unaesthetic
i dont speak red

[Ks07]

I finished a handle of jack to myself

so you drank 40 shots of whiskey? ya ok.



























































































































ok.

[SamSix]

so you drank 40 shots of whiskey? ya ok.

ok.

o shyt lol i meant a fifth. not a handle. drank a whole fifth of jack to myself on top of a beer or two

[Striationss]

Holy phuk OP, you are one lanky ******* lo000loloool