Alright misc...fuk this man....
been living quite some time with some girl room mate. She also goes to my uni and we have a few friends in common. I always thought she was hot but she unfortunately has a boyfriend.
Here goes the story:
Alright..all this happened last night. It was about 3am and i couldnt sleep. She went out with her friends and they said they wanted to hit some pubs and drink a little. We live right where all the tourists and students live, so there is always something to do. I told her I would just stay at home and probably go to bed early. She told me she wouldnt be home until early morning...So i was just sitting in the lounge on a nice pc table and a comfortable leather chair miscing around to see if i would get tired sooner or later. I have drawn a little pic so you can imagine the situation a little better. On the floor right next to me is a cat. We dont have a cat, but i thought it would look good on the picture. Just ignore that part.
So it was getting late and I thought..God damn man...Im not tired. I have class in a few hours. What do? So I was thinking..Hey, just fap around a little. Let's go to the site where you jizz and find some good ol porn.
Well, i have found just the right one and I took my trousers off to start the work. I put the trousers a few feet away from me just so they wouldnt touch my feet. feelsawkwardman.
So, im sitting on this nice leather chair with my bare ball fapping furiously with the power of a 1000 vikings and i didnt really worry about anything. I mean...It wasnt really late and i was on my own. So lets do it just liek the old times, put the speakers up and have one of the best faps ever. I could have done it in my room, but i just have a bed there and no desk so..it wouldnt be one of these "amazing fap sessions" like in the old times.
Then suddendly, I hear someone at the door. I freak the fukk out looking for my trousers...I couldnt find them. So i hear the door opening and the only option i had in that moment was to hide under the ****en desk. Think that its a big desk..but fukkk...me hiding under it?
So it is my room mate who has come home earlier drunk as fukk..and cant find the light switch. Im thinking..this is my chance!!! Right in that moment she turns her god damn flash on from her mobile shining through the room, while my pc blasts porn music. I was now hiding under the desk and i could hear her saying "what the fukk?!?"
So yeah, im sitting naked under the desk thinking..if she sees me like this..no fukken pants on. oh god...
This is basically how i looked under the desk. The drawing is a little poor, but the adrenaline kicked in and i couldnt remember all the details. SO here you go bros:
Now between all the "oh yeah fukk my ass" I can hear her coming towards the desk. This was the moment where i started freaking out. SO she comes close to the desk to look at the screen..and points the god damn light right in my face. Imagine me under the desk, looking into the light...Without my clothes. I kinda looked like this guy.
So she sees me and screams "what the fukkk synthetis!?!??!oh my gawwwwwwwd". I just tried to hide my face and get away from the desk...
I was so freaked out of what just happened that I just ran to my room and closed the door. fukk man....I havent talked to her all day. I saw her this morning and she was giving me weird looks.
You guys think I should look for a new place to stay? ohgodwhathaveidone...
pic of roomie.
cliffs:
-female room mate leaves to party with friends
-im on my own so i start fapping like crazy
-suddendly hear door opening.
-start to hide under the pc desk.
-she unfortunately finds me. naked under the desk.
-havent talked to her since. She looked at me in a weird way. I dun goofd.
also thanks to P51 for neggin my ass. god damn you!
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05-15-2012, 05:06 PM #1
OMG MISC. female roomate caught me fapping. WAS HIDIN. SHE FOUND ME. GTFIH
Last edited by Synthetis; 05-15-2012 at 05:16 PM.
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hahahaha I'm dying. OP your best plan of action is to just act like nothing happened. SRS. She touches herself too nomsayin.
Awkward **** is awkward just need to move past it and everything will be okay. She probably is more weirded out by finding you hiding under the desk rather than walking in on you fapping.
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05-15-2012, 05:14 PM #29
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holy chit bateman
I was doing some bench and beside me was man 1 doing bench too. Out of nowhere comes man 2, and this word for word what they said to each other. With no expression or emotion in their voice
man 2: you gettin dat muney *****?
man 1: you know I'm getting dat muney *****
man 2: aight keep gettin dat muney *****
man 1: you know I keep gettin dat muney *****
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgcHtEoyhp4
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