Can't hang glide if she is dead.

[CementPizza]

Just sayin'


http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/07...iend-screamed/

Fine, Cliffs.

~BF and GF go hang gliding.
~They are all ghey for teh joy of hang gliding
~Her first time. Does tandem flight w/instructor
~Forgets to attach harness to glider.
~Slides down instructor's legs, his shoes come off and she goes full meteor.
~BF WK's her as she falls.
~Splat
~Consequences were never the same.
~Instructor swallows chip from camera that has video of the incident.
~Cops hold instructor in jail till he chits out said chip.

[CementPizza]

braump

[IsoMaxx]

Didn't click the link, don't care. Congrats on 28,000 posts

[CementPizza]

Didn't click the link, don't care. Congrats on 28,000 posts

sweet, will rape on recharge.

[Archangel_Lost]

pretty sure if i went hang gliding i'd be sure that I was fukkin' attached to something

[CementPizza]

pretty sure if i went hang gliding i'd be sure that I was fukkin' attached to something

I think you are wise in the ways of doing stuff like that.

[BrainChild]

ya this is in my city. the instructor swallowed the memory chip of the recorded adventure. The police held him until the memory chip was shat out

[CementPizza]

ya this is in my city. the instructor swallowed the memory chip of the recorded adventure. The police held him until the memory chip was shat out

Whoa.... are you serious? Or is that a jake?

[CementPizza]

Cliffs of Peace.

BWOAUAUAUAUAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Hard rape on recharge.

[BrainChild]

Whoa.... are you serious? Or is that a jake?

im serious. This is in my city and i read the paper daily........they had to take xrays to know if the chip was in there. and once confirmed the courts allowed the police to hold him until it came out

[MRaeger]

Just sayin'


http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/07...iend-screamed/

Fine, Cliffs.

~BF and GF go hang gliding.
~They are all ghey for teh joy of hang gliding
~Her first time. Does tandem flight w/instructor
~Forgets to attach harness to glider.
~Slides down instructor's legs, his shoes come off and she goes full meteor.
~BF WK's her as she falls.
~Splat
~Consequences were never the same.

Can we say she...

*Sunglasses*

Became a cement pizza?

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

(That sucks. RIP)

[Archangel_Lost]

ya this is in my city. the instructor swallowed the memory chip of the recorded adventure. The police held him until the memory chip was shat out

i don't even see why he did that, since there was a bunch of forest below him and if he just dropped it that **** would be gone forever

[Turbomunkey]

Bro the odds of someone dying while hand gliding are.........

[NeedANick]

Hot chick... Hot cop.

Would smash both.

[wulpurgis]

ya this is in my city. the instructor swallowed the memory chip of the recorded adventure. The police held him until the memory chip was shat out

lol yep. idiot.

edit: didn't they x-ray him as well? lulz

[Softworn]

Just sayin'


http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/07...iend-screamed/

Fine, Cliffs.

~BF and GF go hang gliding.
~They are all ghey for teh joy of hang gliding
~Her first time. Does tandem flight w/instructor
~Forgets to attach harness to glider.
~Slides down instructor's legs, his shoes come off and she goes full meteor.
~BF WK's her as she falls.
~Splat
~Consequences were never the same.

lol'd so hard

now I feel awful -_-

[MikeDreameR]

It seems there is no proof of the instructor purposely making her fall, the only thing that the instructor can be charged for is obstruction of justice because he swallowed the video card.

[kdubzbrah]

im serious. This is in my city and i read the paper daily........they had to take xrays to know if the chip was in there. and once confirmed the courts allowed the police to hold him until it came out

^ the man speaks the truth

[CementPizza]

im serious. This is in my city and i read the paper daily........they had to take xrays to know if the chip was in there. and once confirmed the courts allowed the police to hold him until it came out

Wow. herewegojoker.gif

[Woodyy]

~BF WK's her as she falls.

Rofl..

[CementPizza]

lol'd so hard

now I feel awful -_-

Turn to the dark side.

[celticbrah]

Whoa.... are you serious? Or is that a jake?

no srs hes guilty as fuk

[psychnurse2012]

lol @ the comments going on and on about the dude mistaking her falling for 30 seconds, rather than she was in the air for 30 seconds, before she fell. like no one reads comments, before posting....all about one comment was about what happened.

[Stray800]

I bet if she lifted more she'd prolly have hung on until they could land some place.

[psychnurse2012]

It seems there is no proof of the instructor purposely making her fall, the only thing that the instructor can be charged for is obstruction of justice because he swallowed the video card.

does the action have to be purposely, for it to be just plain negligence? i mean i'd think it'd be his job to make sure she's securely checked. although i know if i was going to be flying like a bird, i'd make sure i was completely attached to the instructor. but that's just me.

[grktos791]

lol'ed at full meteor haha

[psychnurse2012]

what a damn shame;

[Adonisbrah]

itt op has 15000 rep power so beta misc ****s wont neg him

[CementPizza]

what a damn shame;

Well, if she was stacked, she is flat now.

[Mogambo]

How the fuk do you 'forget' to attach the harness??????

That would be my only concern if it were my first time.