Text Conversation Ideas? (srs)

[YummyNoodles]

I hate the usual

"hey
hey whats up?
nm. u?
same"

How to make a convo more interesting?!

Will rep for good answers.

[hotpajamas]

"I stole your phone and installed a chip that will explode unless a text message is sent every 10 minutes or less."
"Measures were taken to ensure putting it down and running wouldn't work... So what's up?"

[Jerma]

quoted from a dif thread

say something that is going to get an emotional spike out them and make them want to figure out what teh fcuk is going on...

you: "you bitch"
her: "wtf?!?"
you: "you totally didn't wish me a happy birthday!"
her: "OMG it's your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! )))))"
you: "no it's in 6 months, so i guess i can forgive you :/"
her: "lol u are a tard"
you: "well you can get me a present at least to make up for it..."
her: "oh like?"
you: (to adapt the movie night thing, but make it more absurd, door in the face marketing technique) "gonna need you at my place with 5 of the top redbox movies for me to pick from, take out from outback, i'll have the surf n turf medium rare, bring a 15 year old bottle of merlot, you are going to have to be wearing a garter, lace lingerie and stockings, and bring massage oils, scented candles, and a video camera"
her: "thats a lil much"
me: "fine, i guess i'll have to make do... come over in your sweats for a disney classics snuggle sesh (p.s. some ice cream would score you major brownie pts)"

(also if you don't own aladin, lion king, finding nemo, beauty and the beast, mulan, or any of the good pixar flicks you are dumb)

[Mercadeus]

You: Hello, it's your master.
then continue to "troll" her the whole time while being nice and setting up a date.

Then proceed to ignore till the day of the date, and make sure you're still on

[marcus142]

no real right answer here...how well do you know this person..for the most of the time i will say something witty that pertains to an inside joke we have or asking how her day was and build on that....to a girl i hooked up months ago.. i sent her a message a while ago saying ..."my cock itches...care to explain?" she thought it was funny. the more comfortable you are with the girl there is a wider arrange of stuff to say.

[PeteTheSkeet]

dont send her a greeting like "hi" or "hello". just a dik pic, then dont give her time to respond and send a follow up message of bertstare. she'll love u forever (as long as ur twig isnt fugly)



not srs

[FeelTheFear]

be creative and always add something extra

[YummyNoodles]

You: Hello, it's your master.
then continue to "troll" her the whole time while being nice and setting up a date.

Then proceed to ignore till the day of the date, and make sure you're still on

Already established a date. She keeps initiating texts to me to start convos.
The date is about 9 days away. Lols. I can't keep ignoring her, she WILL flake on me.

[Mercadeus]

Already established a date. She keeps initiating texts to me to start convos.
The date is about 9 days away. Lols. I can't keep ignoring her, she WILL flake on me.

only a couple times then.
pretend you're busy.

[YummyNoodles]

only a couple times then.
pretend you're busy.

You sure brah?

I was thinking of responding late, so I can say goodnight and end it like that.

[xvicknumber7x]

Why?

[YummyNoodles]

Why?

Sup bro

repped for the no fap <3

[Productivity]

Best text opener ever. You can only use this the very first time you text them. Brings the LOL's. You can only use this if your name starts with 'R'.
Me: Hey whats up its Rambo
Me: errrr R******
Her: Lol Rambo great typo hahahah and nothing really just, just having lunch

Works 100% of the time 100% of the time

[truthhurts]

just imagine talking to your male friends....but with a sexual undertone when need be. Thats about it. Talk random crap, throw in role play nonsense if it works for you, tease her whatever. If you're comfortable inside yourself when doing it then anything works

[lordgt1]

txt when you actually have something interesting to say or did something interesting etc.

[Mercadeus]

make her wonder and she'll want you more.

[pineappled]

The infamous question game is always a lot of fun. Oh, and girls love smiley faces

[rackpullxtreme]

Ask specific questions about what is going on in her life.

People love to talk about themselves.

You could ask her how her volleyball game was, then she'll reply, then follow up with a "what do you mean" to get her to converse more.

These are sales tactics that I have used successfully.

[Jerma]

If you AREN'T already fccking them, you need to spark curiosity, plain and simple. Right now you're just a tiny blip on their radar, a small boost of validation when you originally showed interest in her upon receiving her number then forgotten because face it, she has plenty of guys in her life that she sees face to face that are constantly supplicating to her boosting her validation, unless you are boning this broad you are just one of the thousands of men who's hit on her, that is if this girl has any value (7+/10, the <7s will be desperate enough for attention it won't matter).

You need to spike those emotions, no matter what emotions they are. "hey wassup" "nm, u?" is the most boring thing that can ever be said between texts no matter how creative or funny it is, if that's the context, its emotional flatline. Let me present you a hypothetical situation... If you are at a bar and some dude walks past you and gives you a slight head nod, says "sup", yo'll say sup back and give him his mutual respect earned and go about your business, just thinking oh hey cool dude we had a mutual respect for one another, neat. If some dude walks past you and says "i don't like you." and walks away, you are going to follow him and try to figure out why, at the very least it will bother you the entire night with curiosity wondering what you did to slight this guy, and so long as you aren't a pussy fearing an ass beating from him you'll try to resolve the situation. You want his acceptance. But why he's just a guy, you aren't trying to **** him, you prolyl don't even need an extra friend... because people don't like not being accepted.

Use this philosophy when interacting with girls that you don't have a strong rapport with. But the best thing is to make sure that you do the majority of your "gaming" face to face. If you just meet a girl and get her number, you better leave that situation on a REALLY FCUKING high note, or she's going to forget about you. Its very hard to go into rapport with girls without being face to face, because to go into rapport we need to see the other person experiencing emotions, FACT! If you start doing this, you'll never have to even ask about text game again, it'll be taken care of, she'll feel comfortable enough with you, to where she'd ratehr meet you in person to get to know you better, rather than having short-bursted crappy text convos.