-
Banned
What was losing your virginity like?
Explain in vivid detail please something I can imagine myself doing.
-
Registered User
- saw girl i liked at a party of mine
- flirting all night
- took her up to my room 'to show her something'. Made out, stripped, then couldnt get a boner because i was nervous.
- Blamed it on whiskey dick (she didnt know i was a virgin, was a bit embarrassed by this but worked out in the end)
- went back to sleep then woke up a couple of hours later and realized there was a naked chick beside me
- got a raging boner and woke her up, ****ed her 5 times throughout the night. Was awesome
- still FWB with this girl get together every now and then. To this day she is still the best i have had
Trance/EDM Crew
Cameljockey Crew
Want to get shredded as fuark crew
NZ Rapes all around
*****Official MISCers That Actually Lift*****
-
Banned
Originally Posted by Cold187um
- saw girl i liked at a party of mine
- flirting all night
- took her up to my room 'to show her something'. Made out, stripped, then couldnt get a boner because i was nervous.
- Blamed it on whiskey dick (she didnt know i was a virgin, was a bit embarrassed by this but worked out in the end)
- went back to sleep then woke up a couple of hours later and realized there was a naked chick beside me
- got a raging boner and woke her up, ****ed her 5 times throughout the night. Was awesome
- still FWB with this girl get together every now and then. To this day she is still the best i have had
Well, videotape you guys doing it for ya hear.
-
Destroyer of Worlds
It's wet.
JK, I strongly expect to lose my V-Card this senior year. Too many girls flirt with me and eye fuark me for it to not be a possibility. Only obstacle is my parents constant cock blocking, which with my job will start to erode. By the time I get my license in December I'm going to be smashing a new chick every week. Anything less is not an option. Senior year will be a slaying spree.
"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training…what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.” -Socrates
“I am ashamed to think how easily we capitulate to badges and names, to large societies and dead institutions.” -Emerson
-
Banned
Originally Posted by Spartacus777
It's wet.
JK, I strongly expect to lose my V-Card this senior year. Too many girls flirt with me and eye fuark me for it to not be a possibility. Only obstacle is my parents constant cock blocking, which with my job will start to erode. By the time I get my license in December I'm going to be smashing a new chick every week. Anything less is not an option. Senior year will be a slaying spree.
Do you fap?
-
Banned
-
Registered User
Terrible. when I was young I had ridiculously high standards, didn't like any girl that wasn't "perfect" and would turn down everybody. When I was 18 or so I actually went out with one of those beauties, and my second date with her was a pure disaster, fumbled the kiss, ruined it. Arghh - but she was beautiful. So fast forward to the age of 23 years old. I am tired of waiting for perfection and my standards have slipped quite a bit. I go out to a night club one night and a short smallish girl, maybe 5'2'' and 112 lbs, asks me if I want to dance. She has dark hair and blue eyes and looks like Wednesday Addams from those 90s addams family movies (maybe a little like that homely porn star Brandi Belle).
We make out and in the next week we make plans for her to come over early on a Tuesday, when I did not have any graduate classes and had pretty much the whole day off. Well, I try and its just not working too good, going soft, so I step outside and everybody is panicking because the Twin towers and the Pentagon and people are saying maybe even the white house are being destroyed, and I am like, for real? I go back inside and ask her if she wants to go, and she says not, let's keep trying. UGHGHGHGHGHGHGH.
It was a terrible memory and a terrible day, and it was no good, and I could only get it up for a second and then go soft again, just very stressful. It never did work well with her, but I guess since I got it in for a bit it has to count. Awful. Thank god it got better eventually with different partners. She wasn't bad looking, her body was just a bit too girlish for me - more hips, please.
-
Neat
funny story, but feltbadman the next day at the time...
was entering sophomore year of high school and there was a big party the final weekend before going back to school. at the time, a girl i had been with asked me for a "break" after being together like 8 months, and we never had sex (both were virgins) and only did other sh*t. anyways, i was at the party and my ex was there, and when i asked her if she wanted to talk a little she told me to fuk off (wtf?). i let her be and continued getting hammered and her best friend started coming on to me. long story short..we ended up fuking later that night, and it was both of our first times. wake up the next morning and realize what the hell happened and see my ex's best friend laying naked next to me still asleep. on top of this, i also noticed that we broke the bed frame. i get my clothes on and walk downstairs and hear some conversation in the living room. i come in and the convo comes to a dead stop. theres like 6 or 7 people, guys and girls, with the guys all cringing and the girls glaring at me. my ex had left as soon as she got up. one of my ex's other friends (the girl who had the party) told me i fuked up bad, and said she walked in on us after hearing a crash sound (the bed). couple months down the road me and my ex got back together for a few weeks, and i ended up taking her virginity too during that time.
-
Registered User
She turned out to be a he, and I was like, lolwut?
Why does my angus hurt???
I am the stone that the builder refused,
I am the visual,
the inspiration,
that made lady sing the blues.
“Go out & do something. It isn’t your room that’s a prison, it’s yourself.” (Sylvia Plath)
-
Registered User
Underwhelming.
-meet girl off okcupid
-makeout on 2nd date, finger/eat puss
-invite her over a few days later, makeout/finger/eat once again
-I tell her to suck my cawk but she says she doesn't do oral. wtf. so I **** her
-errthang's going okay at first but I couldn't feel anything, thought it was because of the condom
-kept losing boner because I can't feel ****, makes me look bad
-I give up eventually and tell her to jerk me off, turns out she's pretty much a sexual novice and doesn't know how to do it properly
-I spend 20 minutes trying to instruct her how to do it, she fails
-I could've just jerked off onto her tits and be done in ten seconds but I wanted her to finish me
-we give up, I don't even bother finishing
-we go on another date after but I pretty much lost attraction at this point (and she had some weird perfume)
tl;dr: couldn't feel anything, thought it was the condom, but in reality she just had a cavernous vagina (confirmed after girl #2)
-
Registered User
Originally Posted by felicibusbrevis
Terrible. when I was young I had ridiculously high standards, didn't like any girl that wasn't "perfect" and would turn down everybody. When I was 18 or so I actually went out with one of those beauties, and my second date with her was a pure disaster, fumbled the kiss, ruined it. Arghh - but she was beautiful. So fast forward to the age of 23 years old. I am tired of waiting for perfection and my standards have slipped quite a bit. I go out to a night club one night and a short smallish girl, maybe 5'2'' and 112 lbs, asks me if I want to dance. She has dark hair and blue eyes and looks like Wednesday Addams from those 90s addams family movies (maybe a little like that homely porn star Brandi Belle).
We make out and in the next week we make plans for her to come over early on a Tuesday, when I did not have any graduate classes and had pretty much the whole day off. Well, I try and its just not working too good, going soft, so I step outside and everybody is panicking because the Twin towers and the Pentagon and people are saying maybe even the white house are being destroyed, and I am like, for real? I go back inside and ask her if she wants to go, and she says not, let's keep trying. UGHGHGHGHGHGHGH.
It was a terrible memory and a terrible day, and it was no good, and I could only get it up for a second and then go soft again, just very stressful. It never did work well with her, but I guess since I got it in for a bit it has to count. Awful. Thank god it got better eventually with different partners. She wasn't bad looking, her body was just a bit too girlish for me - more hips, please.
i remember that day. i will think of this story now when i think of that day
Yellow Fever Crew
No-Fap Crew
Minimalism Crew
Investing Crew
-
Check my sig
Originally Posted by felicibusbrevis
Terrible. when I was young I had ridiculously high standards, didn't like any girl that wasn't "perfect" and would turn down everybody. When I was 18 or so I actually went out with one of those beauties, and my second date with her was a pure disaster, fumbled the kiss, ruined it. Arghh - but she was beautiful. So fast forward to the age of 23 years old. I am tired of waiting for perfection and my standards have slipped quite a bit. I go out to a night club one night and a short smallish girl, maybe 5'2'' and 112 lbs, asks me if I want to dance. She has dark hair and blue eyes and looks like Wednesday Addams from those 90s addams family movies (maybe a little like that homely porn star Brandi Belle).
We make out and in the next week we make plans for her to come over early on a Tuesday, when I did not have any graduate classes and had pretty much the whole day off. Well, I try and its just not working too good, going soft, so I step outside and everybody is panicking because the Twin towers and the Pentagon and people are saying maybe even the white house are being destroyed, and I am like, for real? I go back inside and ask her if she wants to go, and she says not, let's keep trying. UGHGHGHGHGHGHGH.
It was a terrible memory and a terrible day, and it was no good, and I could only get it up for a second and then go soft again, just very stressful. It never did work well with her, but I guess since I got it in for a bit it has to count. Awful. Thank god it got better eventually with different partners. She wasn't bad looking, her body was just a bit too girlish for me - more hips, please.
Cliffs: This man lost his virginity at the age of 23 on 9/11 to a chick that looked like Wednesday Adams.
lol'd at walking out mid fuk, hearing of 9/11 happening, disregarding possible end of the world and heading back in to finish. Nothing can stop a man from getting some pussy for the first time.
Read this if you are a homosexual.
-
Registered User
Movie night, knew she was into me so I borrowed a condom from a buddy (lol). So I start making out with her, finger her and all that.
Put on the condom and it ****ing hurts so bad. Apparently this guy gave me one of those ****ty condoms that's waaaay too tight.
Put it in but went limp after a minute or two. Went to a wall vending machine for durex condoms then smashed again.
This girl was amazing, gave her multiple orgasms everytime.
-
Registered User
Originally Posted by Xpictoc
Movie night, knew she was into me so I borrowed a condom from a buddy (lol). So I start making out with her, finger her and all that.
Put on the condom and it ****ing hurts so bad. Apparently this guy gave me one of those ****ty condoms that's waaaay too tight.
Put it in but went limp after a minute or two. Went to a wall vending machine for durex condoms then smashed again.
This girl was amazing, gave her multiple orgasms everytime.
How many orgasms did you give?
Yellow Fever Crew
No-Fap Crew
Minimalism Crew
Investing Crew
-
Registered User
Any of you lost it to an experienced chick? I might soon and she thinks im not a virgin. Can i pull this off without her noticing? We will most likely be drunk. If anything ill just blame it on the alcohol or just say im rusty since its been a while. What do yall think?
Inb4 age (thats not my real age)
I ALWAYS rep back. srs. Just add "rep back" to your comment.
-
Registered User
Originally Posted by stezus
How many orgasms did you give?
She was very easy to pleasure, even had an orgasm while we were making out and I rubbed my thigh in between her legs. Wet as fuaark too. 7 or something, then she started feeling a bit sore so we stopped.
-
Chief Executive Gangsta
We went to a 3-day camping rave in the mountains when I was 15. It was supposed to be 18 and over only but no one checked our ID's.
Over the course of the night I took acid, shrooms, extasy, smoked weed, and drank a couple beers. We ran into some random chicks and hung out with them/smoked weed/bullsh!tted etc. We all decided to head over from the camp-sight to one of the dance-floors. On the way not sure how it happened but I ended up holding hands with one of the chicks. Once we got to the dance floor we were dancing all over eachother then before I knew it her tongue was down my throat...we kinda stumbled to the side and fell to this hill type area and just made out for god knows how long on the ground. Eventually I just asked if she wanted to go back to my tent and she said yea. We went back...I laid there awkwardly for what felt like an eterenity but eventually said **** it and just started fingering her...she grabbed my cock and from there we ended up bangin for like 2 hours.
I never came and eventually I just gave up....she went to sleep and I got out of the tent...at almost the exact time my friends were getting back from the dancefloor...I high fived them like a champ and headed back to the dance area and partied the rest of the night.
Her name was Julie...she was 19.
I never saw her again.
100% true story.
-
A Quest for Aesthetics!
I was 15, a freshman in high school, she was 16 and a sophmore.
We had been flirting a lot for months, kinda dating, making out at parties, etc... Finally escalated things to fingering, head, eating out, etc...
One day over Christmas break (both parents were at work and sisters were at the babysitters) she comes over. We go up to my room, put in Aladdin (the Disney movie) and about 20min in start hooking up. I've got her completely naked (we're both virgins at this point) and I thinking I am not going to slam. She asks if I have a condom and my face lights up and run to my wallet for that trusty wallet condom that every 15 year old kid carried "just in case".
I have a little trouble getting it up (nerves) and after 30 seconds we're good to go. Slide it on and we fck under the covers, missionary position only, and it lasts maybe 4-5 min of actual fcking.
We're both laying in my bed, having just lost our virginities, and feeling pretty awkward. I remember saying "wow, I can't believe I actually just had sex" and she basically said the same.
2min later a knock on the front door. It's my friends I was supposed to meet up with that I forgot about and blew off to hook up with this girl. They're POUNDING on my front door yelling for my phaggot ass to come out. I open the door and tell them I have a girl in my room and the GTFO! They responded to this by busting in the house and running up to my room, lol. Luckily she's mostly dressed by now (jeans and a bra on) and one of my friends sees the used rubber in the trash can and freaks. Calls me a PIMP, tells me to come by his house after I get rid of her, etc... etc...
Felt bad for her but she was totally understanding about it.
Word spread for the remainder of Christmas break and when I went back to school I was basically high-fived by every guy I knew. I was a God among the freshman (for nailing the hot chick that was a year older) for a few months after.
Actually ended up dating that girl for a few years.
-
Registered User
Originally Posted by Onisac
Any of you lost it to an experienced chick? I might soon and she thinks im not a virgin. Can i pull this off without her noticing? We will most likely be drunk. If anything ill just blame it on the alcohol or just say im rusty since its been a while. What do yall think?
Inb4 age (thats not my real age)
lost my v to a girl that had been with 6 guys. She said i was the best shes had, really sex isnt all that hard i just had it in my mind to fuk like a pornstar and i did. She also didnt know i was a virgin either. Make up all kinds of crazy moves and dominate her in the sack and she will come back for more brah
Trance/EDM Crew
Cameljockey Crew
Want to get shredded as fuark crew
NZ Rapes all around
*****Official MISCers That Actually Lift*****
-
Registered User
Originally Posted by Dave P
I high fived them like a champ and headed back to the dance area and partied the rest of the night.
Join KIVA - Donate to those in need around the world! Free $25 for signing up!
http://www.kiva.org/invitedby/fuzzewuzze
Join the League of Legends! Largest MOBA Game of all time!
http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4abffc9d33310
-
Registered User
☛met a girl at the beach, asked for her number
☛called her
☛we met
☛she had a boyfriend
☛1 week they broke up
☛called her on my birthday
☛sex
☛best 16 birthday ever
-
Registered User
wanted my first time to be with this really sweet girl i was into and was spending a lot of time with.
things didn't work out.
all of a sudden some hot bitch from class started talking to me a lot, saying she wanted my dick and stuff.
i went for it and kept flirting with her in a really forward way. we talking about having sex with each other all the time.
this chick was really experienced and asked me if i was a virgin. i was totally embarrassed so i said no.
she came to my party and i took her to my room. we started making out and taking each others clothes off. i was really nervous so i could barely get hard. i put on a condom and tried to slip it in but i wasn't even hard enough to get it in properly. i was really embarrassed so i blamed it on being drunk (i'd had 1 beer lol). i started fingering her and she was going crazy for it. seeing her getting pleasure got me hard so i slipped it in and had real rough sex with her for like 10 minutes (my nerves made me last forever). after that time she had cummed so much she said she needed a break. once i pulled out i got soft again and her parents had to pick her up.
i didn't even get to ****ing cum!! haha. plus she was a mega bimbo. but i don't even care anymore.
just remember not to expect much from your first time. mine was totally awkward and embarrassing and hardly pleasurable.
-
bonerfart
It was awkward as fuark. Nuff said.
** KNEE DRAGGERS UNITE **
2002 Aprilia RSV R
2002 Kawasaki KLX 110
-
Registered User
Originally Posted by blackeroni
Explain in vivid detail please something I can imagine myself doing.
It was over fast,really fast.
-
Registered User
couldnt fit my schlong up her coochie the first couple times we tried to fuq (no ebrag she was tight as fuuu) she tried sitting on it, finally got it in like the 2 night we tried, ****ed her missionary for 5 minutes - paranoid as fuu that she was prego after even tho we used a condom
-
Registered User
Lost it a month ago. Made out with random sloot at a club who said to come back to hers cos her parents were away.
I was pretty drunk and nervous so took a while to get hard, even then was only a semi-chubb, and whenever it did it only lasted a couple of minutes. Bish started crying thinking it's her fault I can't stay up lol. Finally get hard enough and tell her I need her to put me in cos I couldn't see chit cos it was dark (I could actually see clearly but was too scared of poking around everywhere before I found the opening). The actual sex was so painful that I had to stop and didn't get to bust. Have since found out the pain was from me having mild phimosis and my foreskin had never gone past the head before FML.
Made her cum multiple times by fingering which was good and blamed my performance on alcohol. Never talked to her again but all in all I regret nothing.
-
Registered User
It was my 13th birthday. It was horrible. She wouldn't let me up. She insisted on being on top. I started screaming "Grandma get off me, please get off, I can't breathe!!" She was laughing so hard her top set of dentures fell right out and hit me in the eye. Still, it got better after that.....
-
Registered User
It was with my gf of 4 years.It was bloody.First 2 years of sex sucked.She would just lie there and make me do all the work.Past 2 years she has started to do lots of the work,try new positions ect.............Our first time though was a week b4 our one year anniversary and yes I went soft cos condoms suck.We raw dogged it then and I near busted in her but pulled out at the last second.Risky but it felt good.
''Whether you think you can or think you cant, your probably right''-Henry Ford
''My mind always says "YES" even when my body says "no".
WIN.'' PBateman2
Negs on Sight:Rotunda-the guy thinks HGH doesn't build muscle DERP
Follow my Log hater http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=723182591#post723182591
Studying Nutraceuticals in Health and Nutrition
-
Half my posts are bumps
First time was a girl that was crushin on me hard. Asking me when we were gonna meet up and chit. Finally went out to a party with her, brought her back to my place. She went down on me, then I went down on her, finger blasting her making her moan and chit. Then finally say "fukk this" get up, go over to my wallet, put on the condom. I go limp, the usual nerves plus I think the condom was too tight. I'm about to penetrate and Im still limp so i cant. I start to jerk myself off and I get semi hard and actually bust by myself (strong rookie move). She didn't care, and I just said its cause shes so hot. She says lay down we'll try again in a little. We cuddle, 30 minutes later I'm hard as a fukkin diamond. we start fussin around. In my head I'm thinking the condoms gonna kill my boner again and this is gonna be the night i lose it. She can see my face, says shes on the pill. I then proceed to penetrate raw dog missionary. Took it so fukking slow but she was still lovin it. Had to take it out because I was gonna cum so many times but it was good practice. Actually ****ing lasted about 2 minutes. Then proceeded to bust on her stomach. She was so happy after because she's pretty much in love with me.
Inb4 std's. I'm clean.
Inb4 babynames
-
Banned
It was strange. I was 14 at the time, and my buddies and I were partying at this girl's house. I had fended off earlier advances of her's earlier (because she had a minor relationship with my buddy.) but that night I just caved. I'd always liked her, but since she dated my buddy, I didn't really feel comfortable in the situation. She'd asked me before many times to "come over and take her virginity". I figured it was probably a good idea to graduate from grade school before pursuing any sexual endevors. So I got to high school, and she came on to me that night at ther house. And it was right in front of one of my other buddies, and he shot me a look that I'll never forget. His eyes said one thing only, "Go for it dude."
And I did. And it was awesome. I wish I could post pics of her, because she was BANGIN'. I posted pics of her on the MISC. because I was surprised how well she's held up. She's still hot. MISC was even impressed. (And them fella's got some strong e-standards.)
I just wish I had taken the time to take her virginity. It would have been awesome losing it to another virgin. But I blew it. And I've never banged a virgin since.
Similar Threads
-
By Deeezyy in forum Relationship Help
Replies: 3
Last Post: 02-12-2012, 06:41 AM
-
By SexualDeviant in forum Misc.
Replies: 354
Last Post: 10-02-2011, 07:52 AM
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
Forum Rules
|
Bookmarks