I'm taking a chit right now, which is my only saving grace, because my mom is YELLING loud as fuk that I'm an animal, and that I'm disgusting.
I moved back in with my parents a few weeks ago because I can no longer afford to pay rent on my meager salary. My mother does my laundry now (sweeeeet), but late at night when I fap, I use my old t-shirts and boxers as a landing pad for my skeet.
My mom must have found it, because she just SCREAMED through the door " I AM SICK AND TIRED OF CLEANING UP YOUR SEMEN OFF OF YOUR CLOTHES. YOU'RE 27 YEARS OLD, GROW THE %^&* UP"
I played it off like I couldn't hear her because I have the fan blowing while I'm taking my poop.
WTF do I say?
My Dad sounds fukking PISSED too