Help (srs) ** mom called me out for using my laundry as jizz rag **

[ElegantPenor]

MISC.

I'm taking a chit right now, which is my only saving grace, because my mom is YELLING loud as fuk that I'm an animal, and that I'm disgusting.

I moved back in with my parents a few weeks ago because I can no longer afford to pay rent on my meager salary. My mother does my laundry now (sweeeeet), but late at night when I fap, I use my old t-shirts and boxers as a landing pad for my skeet.

My mom must have found it, because she just SCREAMED through the door " I AM SICK AND TIRED OF CLEANING UP YOUR SEMEN OFF OF YOUR CLOTHES. YOU'RE 27 YEARS OLD, GROW THE %^&* UP"

I played it off like I couldn't hear her because I have the fan blowing while I'm taking my poop.

WTF do I say?

My Dad sounds fukking PISSED too

[pumpingjoe]

go downstairs and skeet on her face when she's sleeping

[JayHen]

I laughed out loud. No clue what to do. Maybe do your own laundry? Maybe get a better job and your own place? Maybe find a girlfriend who will service you properly?

[Eugene18]

LOOOOL


First time I have ever heard of someones parents being mad at them for jizzing on his clothes.

Usually its too awkward to even talk about but your parents and yelling at you lmfao

[RobertPlant]

haahah. reminds me of the time my mom walked in on me shaving my balls

use your girlfriends shirt or pants and see how pissed she gets.

[MyAvatar]

Seems legit

[konshuss]

MISC.

I'm taking a chit right now, which is my only saving grace, because my mom is YELLING loud as fuk that I'm an animal, and that I'm disgusting.

I moved back in with my parents a few weeks ago because I can no longer afford to pay rent on my meager salary. My mother does my laundry now (sweeeeet), but late at night when I fap, I use my old t-shirts and boxers as a landing pad for my skeet.

My mom must have found it, because she just SCREAMED through the door " I AM SICK AND TIRED OF CLEANING UP YOUR SEMEN OFF OF YOUR CLOTHES. YOU'RE 27 YEARS OLD, GROW THE %^&* UP"

I played it off like I couldn't hear her because I have the fan blowing while I'm taking my poop.

WTF do I say?

My Dad sounds fukking PISSED too

Go buy some kleenex you wanker.

/thread

[CaptainSquatz]

use the same piece of cloth to skeet on it everytime and hide it well

before u put it in the laundary sort of wash it up with water and soap, or just keep it for as long as u need then throw it away...

or buy ur own cheap ass shirts and use them but never put them in the laundary

or u could just fap in the shower??

[ElegantPenor]

To everyone telling me to move out, use kleenex, etc :

Thanks, but HOW DO I APPROACH MY MOM ABOUT THE ISSUE RIGHT NOW ? I CAN'T TAKE THIS DUMP FOREVER.

[GivenchyDior]

lmfao

[Lindoras]

To everyone telling me to move out, use kleenex, etc :

Thanks, but HOW DO I APPROACH MY MOM ABOUT THE ISSUE RIGHT NOW ? I CAN'T TAKE THIS DUMP FOREVER.

Tell the bish you're finding her squirt juice over the couch too.

[Gbohlez]

Tell her that you are ill and you sneeze in the old boxers etc.

[pumpingjoe]

To everyone telling me to move out, use kleenex, etc :

Thanks, but HOW DO I APPROACH MY MOM ABOUT THE ISSUE RIGHT NOW ? I CAN'T TAKE THIS DUMP FOREVER.

tell her its just a bunch of dried snot from your AIDS

[HeeHee23]

Before you cum buckets aim your PENIS toward your face, and catch the heavenly blessed white elixir in your mouth. Cleanup not necessary.

[konshuss]

To everyone telling me to move out, use kleenex, etc :

Thanks, but HOW DO I APPROACH MY MOM ABOUT THE ISSUE RIGHT NOW ? I CAN'T TAKE THIS DUMP FOREVER.

Leave the house for a few hours. Why would you want to talk to her about this, ever? Your only hope is to do anything in your power to not be there until tempers subside and hope you never have to talk about it again - and buy some kleenex, you wanker.

[EEytonJones]

Go buy some kleenex you wanker.

/thread

Came in to post this


Its not ****ing complicated OP, you skeet on a few tissues and then you flush them. Its pretty ****ing sick indeed that you skeet on your clothes and have your mom wash it. I'd probably give you a good ol beating if I were your dad

[jstrad]

hahahhah busted bro

[Shoesfly]

You are welcome.

[sb8160]

lol really open family brah

[MyronLatsBrah]

......awwwwwwwwkward.

My mom has found my jizz rag twice but just threw it out. Not a single word was mentioned.

[Pinn]

delete thread ASAP OP, before providing your boss hard evidence that you are in fact a jizzcatcher.

[Tears]

Tell her you're sorry, and that you'll only skeet on her face from now on.

[Kamehamebrah]

rofl

[bigdiggernick11]

[LucasDavenport]

lol....i know this feel...but it was too awkward for mom to say anything...lmao

[MrCaptcha]

LMAO LMAO and again llmao I'm done repped

[pvpaymon]

IDK how you guys are so ****ing dirty with fapping, I am clean as fawk. Use tissues/tp srsly that is pretty groce lol.

[kessel81]

lmao it would be wayyyyy to awkward for me to even confront my mom if she ever found my skeet sock (lol yes I used to have one but hid it well). I think you should just say something like you're truly sorry, it won't happen again, and to make up for it maybe you'll do your own laundry for a while - it might calm her nerves a bit lolidunnu.

[TheFallOfRome]

27 and still use rags? take long showers or use some tp and flush brah

[TurddFerguson]

Use a cum box instead.