Unbelievable...This happened about an hour ago as I was walking back to my house from the library. I have to walk past several bars on my way home, so people are everywhere. I notice a hot girl in a short skirt, So I glance at her and turn my head to the side as she walks past me. Her boyfriend who's about 6"0 180 tries to act all hard and calls me out. him "What are you staring at buddy" When i hear this I am caught off guard, it really pissed me off that this punk is trying to start something. me "I was just checking out the girls, is that a problem?" him "yeah it is, keep walking bro, shes mine" me "I give him a smile, and tell him alright sweetie" him "Dont act funny with me *******" me "i bet your gf gives great head" the girl yells **** you at me, and the guy then gets in my face.
keep in mind I am only 5'7 150 lbs. however, I've been training hard and I wrestle. The boy friend trying to act all cool, tells me to keep walking or hes gonna knock me out. me "do you honestly think you can intimidate anyone you bean pool" he then screams "keep fuking walking" me "I advise you to just take you girl and go enjoy your night, you don't need to get hurt" him "fuk you man, what do you got?"
I clearly gave him a warning and he has nothing better to do with his night than try to fight a kid who looks at his gf. talk about being insecure. I am so sick of people thinking they are tough calling others out for no reason.
I then snap him into a front headlock. I snap him down to the ground so that hes sitting on both knees. I squeeze tight and talk to him while i I hold him there "aint so cool anymore huh, can't protect your girl now can ya, you need to learn to remain humble, id be happy to have a gf and would never try and fight people if they looked at her, you dont fuking deserve a girl, I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain" I then snap his face down into the concrete sidewalk spin behind him and give him a nice little slap on the ass. me "get some muscle and skills.........btw you gf has nice tits" Then I walk away as he lays bent over with his hands over his face. His gf and her two friends stand there in shock and run to his aid saying they are going to call the police. After hearing the word police i take off running into the night.
I regret nothing, and I feel I was in the right here. dont you guys? Her boy was clearly an insecure douche and got what he had coming.
cliffs:
check out hot girl
beta bf calls me out
beta bf gets put in a front headlock
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05-05-2012, 10:47 PM #1Registered User
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Got called out by some girls boy friend (put him in front head lock) (srs)
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05-05-2012, 10:49 PM #2PRAISE THE SUN
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lolol gjdm
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05-05-2012, 10:49 PM #3
I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain
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05-05-2012, 10:50 PM #4bring da ambalamps
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Fuarkk I hate your threads. Cut your hair.
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05-05-2012, 10:50 PM #5Banned
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he asked you a dumb question so u put him to sleep OP?
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05-05-2012, 10:51 PM #6Peace Sign
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Oh, you
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05-05-2012, 10:51 PM #7Satan's Anus
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did you really say "i've never had a gf, you should feel my pain"?
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05-05-2012, 10:52 PM #8Unregistered User
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lol'd at thisOriginally Posted by rnaco
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05-05-2012, 10:52 PM #9Booty Warrior
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You should have ignored him. He was obviously trying to look good in front of his girl.
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05-05-2012, 10:53 PM #10A fine gentleman indeed
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yeah i read this and thought what the fuq am i reading?Originally Posted by rnaco
da fuq op?Sig line can't be a novel
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05-05-2012, 10:53 PM #11Registered User
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loled hard at
"id be happy to have a gf and would never try and fight people if they looked at her, you dont fuking deserve a girl, I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain"
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05-05-2012, 10:53 PM #12Registered Brah
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Should've said "I put people to sleep, that's what i do!"
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shoulda suplexed the *******
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05-05-2012, 10:54 PM #14Banned
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yeah **** that dude. no tears shed for him
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05-05-2012, 10:54 PM #15Registered User
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Cool, always wanted to do this to someone, WHEN WILL MY DAY COME!
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05-05-2012, 10:54 PM #16Registered User
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kinda killed my buzz with the "never had a gf part" will still rep though
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05-05-2012, 10:55 PM #17Dr since 117BC.
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Read "id be happy to have a gf and would never try and fight people if they looked at her, you dont fuking deserve a girl, I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain" and thought OP was a troll.
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05-05-2012, 10:55 PM #18Registered User & Abuser
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lold so fuking hard at this. new copypasta is bornOriginally Posted by rnaco
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05-05-2012, 10:55 PM #19Banned
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is a head lock supposed to be a finishing move? why do people say i got him in a headlock like the fight is then over.
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loool all you had to say after getting him into a headlock was "ssshh no tears, only dreams now" then proceed to smash face. perfect.
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05-05-2012, 10:56 PM #21i take 8mins rest umad?
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repped for 'never had a gf u dont understand my pain' part
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05-05-2012, 10:56 PM #22Registered User
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aint so cool anymore huh, can't protect your girl now can ya, you need to learn to remain humble, id be happy to have a gf and would never try and fight people if they looked at her, you dont fuking deserve a girl, I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain
wtf is this sht?
You left out the part where you started crying and fingering your vag.The Jerk store called, they're running out of you!
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05-05-2012, 10:56 PM #24Registered User
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Made it sound like you were going to rape her afterwards lolOriginally Posted by rnaco
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05-05-2012, 10:57 PM #25
did you have sex with his girlfriend?
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05-05-2012, 10:57 PM #26Registered User
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I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain
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05-05-2012, 10:58 PM #27U jelly of my lifts brah
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aware lolOriginally Posted by TurkeyMan1992
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OP. Really?Originally Posted by Tech_Fall
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05-05-2012, 10:58 PM #29Registered User
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Would of been alot better if you didn't say "can't protect your girl now can ya, you need to learn to remain humble, id be happy to have a gf and would never try and fight people if they looked at her, you dont fuking deserve a girl, I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain". Less is more, and no reason to make yourself look like a little bitch when you were doing the exact opposite.
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I've never had a gf, you dont understand my pain, you should feel my pain....... I was like wtf did he actually say this lmao anyway gjdm
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