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05-05-2012, 04:31 PM #121Registered User
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05-05-2012, 04:36 PM #122We're all gonna make it
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If this happened, just call her and apologize. Tell her you think you got food poisoning or something like that. If she is really into you she will want to go out w/you again.
If not, on to the next one.
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05-05-2012, 04:37 PM #123Banned
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I want to believe
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05-05-2012, 04:42 PM #124Banned
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holy **** I laughed so hard and so did my entire family who I read this story to
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05-05-2012, 04:42 PM #125Registered User
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This is hilarious, OP. I want to believe but am not convinced.
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05-05-2012, 04:42 PM #126Son to Lord Winterfell
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This is too funny to be true :O
Hate hate.
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05-05-2012, 04:46 PM #127
can't wait for the sequel
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05-05-2012, 04:48 PM #128
i laughed my fuking ass off brah
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05-05-2012, 04:48 PM #129Registered User
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lmao...I would move to another country
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05-05-2012, 04:49 PM #130Registered User
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Originally Posted by LucasDavenport
this. repped for alpha advice that I was thinking whole time.
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05-05-2012, 04:51 PM #131Doin' Work
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hahahaha o lawd. lmao
keep rep trading out of your sig line
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05-05-2012, 04:58 PM #132Registered User
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lol
guys dont be harsh, he's had enough **** already
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05-05-2012, 04:58 PM #133Not in teen misc. Be mad.
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i read it and holy **** it was worth it. sounds like something out of a comedy. hope you feel better OP
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05-05-2012, 05:00 PM #134Registered User
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THIS!!!!Originally Posted by Javi7
but will have to be a recap of the story☆☆☆MISC BOXING CREW☆☆☆
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05-05-2012, 05:00 PM #135Registered User
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Raping CamelJockey on recharge all day erryday
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05-05-2012, 05:02 PM #136Registered User
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Definitely not posting pics. Girl does not deserve that type of attention. If she found this thread I would not only lose her but her ***got brother would probably slaughter me. This thread would ****ing blow up too if people found out whose sister is. Guy is a starter.
I've decided I'm going to text her tonight Ill give you guys updates thanks for the support everyone
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05-05-2012, 05:05 PM #137Registered User
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starting to think this could be real.Originally Posted by MrNoblet
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05-05-2012, 05:08 PM #138Banned
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OP claims 11/10
No pics
I regret reading the whole thing
You really do suck and don't deserve her
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05-05-2012, 05:12 PM #139Banned
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Originally Posted by MrNoblet
post pics of the text messages brah and blur out her name and yours obviously, if thats too much of a hassle nvm
good luck man
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05-05-2012, 05:15 PM #140u wot m8?
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OP....very srs post here
You're gonna need to lie about why the **** incident happened. You need to think of something elaborate.
You're gonna call the girl up and thank her for having you out to meet her brother and hang with his friends. Then you just say it didn't end like it should have.
Buy her brother a nice bottle of alcohol like Johnnie Walker etc.
You just tell her also that you bought her brother something for inviting you out. He will not only respect you(because 99% of dudes will disappear after what happened) but he will go easy on you. He was just being that overprotective brother. No doubt the chick gave her bro some **** after how it all unfolded.
BOL OPdon't put rep trading comments in your sig line
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05-05-2012, 05:24 PM #141Registered User
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wait is op srs
frat life
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05-05-2012, 05:26 PM #142Banned
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LMAO
think you could get a pic of her brother? wanna see how tough this dude thinks he is.
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05-05-2012, 05:28 PM #143Registered User
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Lol why the hell would u **** in the water?? Should've just waited til you got home. Cmon man
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05-05-2012, 05:28 PM #144
lmao I had this topic open on my screen for 2 hours, it was on first page and it had 22 replies
refreshed
page 5
mind blown
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05-05-2012, 05:29 PM #145Banned
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this would be nice, bet most of misc could drop this kunt lmao thinks hes big stuff cos hes in NFLOriginally Posted by *******Studz
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05-05-2012, 05:32 PM #146Firefighter brah
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lol
is this real life?Firefighter Brah
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05-05-2012, 05:35 PM #147Registered User
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I was even HOPING for a bel air
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05-05-2012, 05:39 PM #14892b pwneq
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Legendary story.
أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله
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05-05-2012, 05:39 PM #149Registered User
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that was well worth the read
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05-05-2012, 05:40 PM #150You're ****in out
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I have UC... In the 6 months prior to being diagnosed, I was ****ting 15 times a day, violently. I spent half my days on the toilet. Several times I had to hold off for hours at a time, with the most terrible gas/bubble guts you can imagine.
But not even once did I **** with my girlfriend in the same house
You had the nerve to abandon ship and diarrhea right beside the girl of your dreams and her professional football playing brother?
No sympathy from me
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