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Oxymorons......lets see them
I recently saw a movie trailer (cant recall the name though) last year in which in one scene a boy and older guy plays a game where they come up with oxymorons.....well lets see what oxymorons you know...
for those who may not know what it is....no its not a person who takes a particular precription drug, (Rush)
in time you ll get it.
okay here's my few that I came up with.
"awfully good" job
"Fine Mess" you got us into
"pressing the start button to turn it off"
"pretty ugly"
Last edited by Frnkd; 05-02-2012 at 11:15 AM.
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H = T + V
Faster, Better, Cheaper
Revised to:
Faster,Better, Deeper
Context: The motto of NASA mission planning and development around the 1990-2000 timeframe. After creating a few pieces of space, planetary debris, and more than one unintentional crater "we" corrected it by changing cheaper to deeper.
Good example of an oxy-moron:
2 + 2 = 5 (for extremely large values of 2)
You are not a snowflake. "It is in no way possible, either by mechanical, thermal, chemical, or other devices, to obtain perpetual motion, i.e. it is impossible to construct an engine which will work in a cycle and produce continuous work, or kinetic energy, from nothing."
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I am busy doing nothing.
Everything is so random there must be a pattern.
The future is now.
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I never go along with the crowd, never have, I am honest, not arrogant and try not to be a fool, I appreciate life and all that God has given me, this opportunity "LIFE", it`s my responsibility to experience as much as I can while here, ETERNITY is a long time and my eternity is sealed, my life here is yet to be determined or fulfilled
John 14:6
Romans 12 :2
Ephesians 6:13
"The Lord is my rock,my fortress and my deliverer, my God is my rock, in whom shall I take refuge"
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military intelligence
less is more
deafening silence
One of the better crafted ones I've ever heard came from M. Python in the "Trial of Attila the Hun Sketch".
"Just as everyone expected, a surprise witness."
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exact estimate
definite maybe
small crowd
and of course.....Jumbo shrimp
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beef cake
smart powerlifter
wait wut
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I take this crap so seriously I one-starred my own journal!
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pretty ugly
plastic glasses
I am the "Nuh" but you can call me Dana aka the Picasso of pubes,The Rembrandt of rug,The Dali of down south!
DSC***Dirty Southern Gal ***DSC
I drink my Dunkin Donuts Dub style,workout Pratherian style & summon the Strength of the Gods through Bando
Forever e-friends with Vex and his recovering double barrell bung & enexi0688, the inventor of the new poop workout: Turning around to courtesy flush while staying seated, works abs.
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airline schedule
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Good grief!
Will this thread be an easy challenge?
I am absolutely uncertain...
(Good idea, OP. It couldn't be more perfect!)
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Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses. - Mark Rippetoe
Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general. - Mark Rippetoe
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WYSIWYG- working on it
Interesting responses so far.
I'm open to any suggestions and have a difficult time accepting limitations without an honest effort on my part, you can count on that!
"iCan, iWill, iHave"
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Originally Posted by mslman71
Faster, Better, Cheaper
Revised to:
Faster,Better, Deeper
Context: The motto of NASA mission planning and development around the 1990-2000 timeframe. After creating a few pieces of space, planetary debris, and more than one unintentional crater "we" corrected it by changing cheaper to deeper.
Good example of an oxy-moron:
-------LOL I was thinking just MORON but ok
I never go along with the crowd, never have, I am honest, not arrogant and try not to be a fool, I appreciate life and all that God has given me, this opportunity "LIFE", it`s my responsibility to experience as much as I can while here, ETERNITY is a long time and my eternity is sealed, my life here is yet to be determined or fulfilled
John 14:6
Romans 12 :2
Ephesians 6:13
"The Lord is my rock,my fortress and my deliverer, my God is my rock, in whom shall I take refuge"
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An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think
Last edited by LilBeastmode; 05-02-2012 at 02:40 PM.
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I'm not that bright
Originally Posted by Brackneyc
I see wut u did thur. 
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
If you don't believe me,
you can ask the blind cop,
he saw it all.
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“Pain is temporary. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. So when I feel like quitting, I ask myself, which would I rather live with?”
― Lance Armstrong
Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses. - Mark Rippetoe
Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general. - Mark Rippetoe
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My photochopping skills aren't at IC's level! LOL
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Hey now, lol! Neutralled.
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