ever encountered stinky pussy? tell your stories

[BrahPlease]

haha a advertisement on the misc

[ZMAg]

^^ thanks for nothing Leslie

[HAMMER77777]

had this bish i have never met before in my bubs moms bedroom..pull out my cawk and let her suck on it, i'm rock hard i hear the damn cat on the bed being dumb im like gtfo cat....she keeps sucking cat finally leaves. i rip her clothes off and mother of god i thought i was at a hog farm. i go wtf is that smell. i think the cat **** and ran out. ohh noo it was her. dick went from rock hard to soft.

U can write bitch and cock. U dont have to use those idiotic misspellings.

[Dreeew]

Story time bruhs


My first time doing anything with a chick (she was a ratchet black chick) she was sexy at tho,went to her house, her mom was home when I came by and greeted me then left for work (wuuuuuuuuut?) big red flag . As soon as she left me and the chick went to the basement for a movie, cuddling doing all the hippie chit. She tells me she wants to change the movie so I tell her go ahead she gets up and half way she's on top with her legs spread over me and she tells me she got lazy and said "this is a funny position" I took the hint grabbed her by head and started kissing her, soon later I decide to put my pants in her shorts and start playing and fingering her (she gets real wet quick and a lot) as I'm doing this I whip it out from all the raging teenage hormones and grabbed her head and shoved it down , nutted all on her Lucious lips and she cleaned it all off and even swallowed it (what a champ) after that I kept playing with her and fingering her till she came then when that happened she went upstairs to clean up. My retarded curious young self decided to sniff my fingers (don't ask why) chit you not as soon I sniffed my fingers I immediately gagged and almost threw up it smelt so damn bad. Fast forward to being "together" the sex was amazing and she was the tightest and gave the best blowies so it made up for that awful cringy disgusting experience .

[mrzeusone]

The worst I have ever encountered, smelt and tasted like HMB FA. Needless to say, if you know what HMB FA smells or tastes like, you'll know I didn't go back for seconds.

[DrFlexologist]

If they smell, I bail. I ain't fukin with no rotten ass pu$$y.

[theGoldenGod]

Yes, it was gonorrhea

The nose knows.

[LaCosaNostra90]

Yes. Id say at least half the time when pulling off the girls thong theres a smell. Like wtf

[BrahPlease]

in for more stories brahs.

[zuocruz]

some of these stories can turn a guy gay

[nikonD70s]

used to hook up with one of this sloot at my old job. fingered her one time at work while she was giving me head. and her puzzay stank like a fcuking rotten dead fish left out in the sun stuffed in a car with the windows up. it was potent as fuk. washed my hand and that smelled lingered on me for a whole day. a month later i told her she had a stanky cooch. and she got all embarassed. still fooled around till she got fired but never encounter that smell again. but got damn that smell was disgusting.

[garthismad]

Was dating this one young horse chick
...ik big red flag but she had a bod..so after a few dates...shes a big christian chick too...i get to hit it...was so nasty i kid you not the whiff was like a musty 3 day old dead body...i had to turn my head around like the exorcist to make it....when we broke up i told her it was validating





But if it smells good....my gawd the phermones alone make u bust

[FitnessBlue]

false. I've hooked up with a fat girl that had no smell down there. fingered her, woke up in the morning and my fingers had no smell, I even licked them to prove a point

This

Not that I have slayed a fatty, but it's hygiene. Most fattys for obvious reasons, seem to care less about themselves (health, appearance, hygiene), all because of laziness. Well they prob "care" but again are lazy, so things like cleaning and treating the clam get left behind.

[pWally]

Did a chick doggy style and eventually my dick was sliding the deepest parts of her pussy juice out and the smell was so strong I started to get dizzy and my dik went limp INSIDE of her mid stroke. Blamed it on not eating all day and just being very tired.

Never hung out with her again

[ineedadrink]

Once. A couple years ago. Bitch was on her period. But I've been with other girls on the rag before, and it generally wasn't too bad. But goddamn, with this girl I could smell her from across the room. I was too drunk to let it stop me though. But I was also too drunk to stay hard, so she finished me off with a blowjob, her blood on my dick and all.

Tried fuking her again in the morning. But the smell was so much worse that while I was hitting it from behind I had stopped after a few pumps.

Needless to say, never called her after that. We're sort of in the same social circle though, so I run into her every now and then. We usually exchange awkward hellos.

[anonymous]

It's six in the morning and I haven't slept a wink; that's my excuse for what comes next.

This thread made me google some stuff and somehow I landed on a fisting video. What has been seen!!!! can never freaking be unseen.

Yes, vaginas shoot out babies, but that is after nine months of preparation. I still don't understand how a whole hand went up there.

[Jhawth]

TFW GF doesn't have a stanky vag.


I don't have any first hand experiences but back in high school this chick that used to come around to our parties had a rancid pussy. Even with her pants on in about 10 minutes she would stink up the whole room. It was ****ing disgusting. I swear at different parties you could tell what parts of the house she had been in cause there was a snail trail of stank left from her. One of our buddies ended up banging her one night. We called him fish tuna or something for at least 3 years after that, haha.

[Hypernation]

F uckin A. The feels in here. I delt with these disgusting shenanigans once, and luckily at a young age so it didn't scar my psyche too badly.

I guess I was about 18 and just took some chick to her prom. Nothing special, she was probably a 5 or 6 out of 10, and I was doing it as a favor for a co-worker. She made my entire god damn Camaro smell like the Tokyo fish market, man. I was finger banging her and gagging at the same time, I chit you not. I was all about that car too, and it reeked for like a day or so. The entire ride home I couldn't wait to scrub my fingers which I had to hold outside of the fu king windows the entire ride home after I dropped her trifling ass off.

[Cjjlpsp]

Once had a girl over to netflix and chill, she needed to use the bathroom. Went in like 5 minutes after her

Gagged when I went in. The dirtiest sweaty stank. I felt embarrassed, figured she had to endure the smell left by my roommate or something. Later in the night we got to my bedroom, panties come off and I realize the rancid sweat smell was actually her vag. Let her blow me still, never talked to her again. Still traumatized to this day

[Vhagar]

My skinny ex used to smell horrendous. Rubbed her vag through some jeans once, fingers smelled like a gutted a fish.

Fatter she got the less it smelled

[Vhagar]

I don't understand how a girl could let anything happen if she smelled like that?

Like do they not know or think you won't notice? if I smelled nearly that rank my pants wouldn't come off around a woman

[azazelo]

Smell is usually related to some kindof of infection, next time let that girl know so she can go get treated also GTFO out of there in an instant

[nikonD70s]

I don't understand how a girl could let anything happen if she smelled like that?

Like do they not know or think you won't notice? if I smelled nearly that rank my pants wouldn't come off around a woman

they get used to the smell so it smells like nothing to them. its like some people have bad breaths but they dont know it. sometimes u might even smell but u dont know it till someone tells you. i had this friend who always have this weird smell to him. even in his car.

[goingcia]

Was with this sloot once and just something about the air in the room was off, like it kinda stinks but maybe it doesn’t situation, knowamsayin? I’d stop kneading her chit several times to ask wtf is this smell, and she’d always reply “what smell?”

Eventually it just started to piss me off cause I thought I was going crazy, I was like is it me or does it smell like dog chit in here? I thought I was going to die right there. She fuqing grabbed me, digging her nails in and went “I guess there is no point now. you fuqing got me dont you?” And that like woke me up and I suddenly saw that there was no girl there at all, it was dog chit.

[hotsaucebrah]

I've dealt with sloots with a few extra lbs but never w/whales as I'm 165lb twinkmode. I can't imagine how bad a fat chick's puss stinks being hugged in skinny jeans or tights in the summer. Worst I've dealt with was a skinny blonde who I worked with when I bartended. ****ing brutal, probably 24-25 at the time. Never really dealt with it up until then. Dick went into shrimp mode and I ended up bouncing.

[xflydie]

got drunk last weekend, bunch of brahs too drunk to drive home so i let them chill at my house .. the girl from the party was obviously waiting for them to leave so we can smash

It was getting late so I say, do you want me to walk you to your car? Second I walk outside I started making out with her and take her to my car and proceeded to smash.
Nutted in her because she's on BC, went inside and kod on the couch

Woke up in the morning and went to take a ****. As I pull down my pants, the combination of her poosy juice and my cum wafts into my nose and I almost threw up srs

edit: is it a dick move if one of my friends is beta af and is friendzoned and i smash the girl because I don't want it to go to waste (did this twice to the same brah, he was ko in my house while this happened lol)

I think it is birth control pills that contribute, my ex's puss smelled pretty good - i even got some cervical mucus on my finger from blasting her and left to wash my hands and low key licked it because I'm a dirty pig

[Vhagar]

My skinny ex used to smell horrendous. Rubbed her vag through some jeans once, fingers smelled like a gutted a fish.

Fatter she got the less it smelled

saw this thread and came in to post this story

sorry past Vhagar, you deserved better

[aries2017]

The long version

I met this chick cute as we ended up in my car that night at the park, kissing touching and she gave me awesome head, when she took off her sweat pants OMG my car suddenly filled with this horrific over powering stench, at first, I thought WTF, then I realized it was stink pus, OMG she has stink pussy syndrome.

The thing was she couldn’t smell it, my nose has been blocked for over 10 years I find it very hard to smell things, but dang that night it was like a living force had come to life and was excited it had escaped its confines and was expressing its self by being free at last.

I felt like gagging and I was wide eyed, I was lost for words and in panic mode, I didn’t know what to say or how to get out of the situation, I imagined wearing a war world 2 gas mask to combat the smell, but then I imagined it disintegrating unable to survive the biological warfare I was experiencing.

I then realized why the dinosaurs were extinct, after getting a whiff of that stink pus, that amused me then I also realized this was an opportunity to offer a service on the deep web where I could send her to assassinate targets by just standing next to them and make a profit.

All joking aside, I wasn’t a believer in evolution until I released than men changed into monkeys to climb trees and get away from the stink pus and changed back again when it was safe, I was wishing my car was a convertible or that Godzilla and King Kong would help me out and tear off the roof off my car.

I desperately looked out the windows and up into the skies I was hoping a UFO was nearby and aliens would abduct and experiment on me, it had to be better than the stink pus that was in front of me getting ready for triple x.

OMG I grabbed my mobile phone and used the light to shine it on her just to confirm she was alive, living, breathing, and she wasn’t a dead zombie showing me her eternal organs, OMG stink pus, stink pus, stink pus.

Ok back to reality it may have been a 5-10 sec moment but it felt like eternity I might have exaggerated slightly with some of my comments, but im sure you get the picture, my eyes were watering stinging and I wanted to dry reach I quickly opened the back door and said I was going to be sick

I almost fall out of the car I am turning blue from holding my breath im trying to breath in new CO2 but my mouth and nose are to traumatized to even consider inhaling, in case the SPS(stink pussy syndrome) has mutated into an air born virus ready to eliminate anything that it comes into contact with, where is canary when you need one to test an air born virus.

I throw caution to the wind and find a straw on the ground it looks inviting and I pick it up to draw breath from it, I can barely even stand I collapse to me knees and place me finger at the end of the straw to control how much oxygen I can inhale through the tiny circumference I am now on my back trying to breathe through the narrow straw.

I think to myself is this it, as I prepare for my NDE (near death experience) just as my life span is about to cease, OMG there is stinky puss standing above me with her extraterrestrial pointing straight down at me, OMG she then gets into position to lower the 666beast on my nose and mouth.

I pause the image in my mind for a sec and wonder why I didn’t take up MMA or grappling I might have had a chance to try some maneuver and escape, its slowly getting closer to my face, I can’t believe im about to get executed in public.

I brace myself for the inevitable and suddenly I remember my right pocket, OMG I grab it I bring the device up to my face and light it, victory she now has the burning bush of Moses between her legs she is running around patting it trying to tame the wild beast.

Fire can be a great resource to cleanse and kill bacteria germs viruses and microorganisms etc, relived I sit up to inhale natures natural air, I tell her to lie down as I roll her on the ground extinguishing the furious flame of victory.

Ahh want an interesting night of foreplay I motioned to her I had to use the bathroom and made my way towards the facilities out of her view and pretended to be sick, i was hoping the zodiac killer would make a reappearance or a serial killer would find her.

Unfortunately, she was still there when I got back and I said im not feeling well and had to go. She was understanding and I never saw her again.

The next time I was in at the same park was a year later on my birthday getting head and the bloody cops drove up and almost busted us, but that’s another story…

Aries

[aries2017]

The long version

I met this chick cute as we ended up in my car that night at the park, kissing touching and she gave me awesome head, when she took off her sweat pants OMG my car suddenly filled with this horrific over powering stench, at first, I thought WTF, then I realized it was stink pus, OMG she has stink pussy syndrome.

The thing was she couldn’t smell it, my nose has been blocked for over 10 years I find it very hard to smell things, but dang that night it was like a living force had come to life and was excited it had escaped its confines and was expressing its self by being free at last.

I felt like gagging and I was wide eyed, I was lost for words and in panic mode, I didn’t know what to say or how to get out of the situation, I imagined wearing a war world 2 gas mask to combat the smell, but then I imagined it disintegrating unable to survive the biological warfare I was experiencing.

I then realized why the dinosaurs were extinct, after getting a whiff of that stink pus, that amused me then I also realized this was an opportunity to offer a service on the deep web where I could send her to assassinate targets by just standing next to them and make a profit.

All joking aside, I wasn’t a believer in evolution until I released than men changed into monkeys to climb trees and get away from the stink pus and changed back again when it was safe, I was wishing my car was a convertible or that Godzilla and King Kong would help me out and tear off the roof off my car.

I desperately looked out the windows and up into the skies I was hoping a UFO was nearby and aliens would abduct and experiment on me, it had to be better than the stink pus that was in front of me getting ready for triple x.

OMG I grabbed my mobile phone and used the light to shine it on her just to confirm she was alive, living, breathing, and she wasn’t a dead zombie showing me her eternal organs, OMG stink pus, stink pus, stink pus.

Ok back to reality it may have been a 5-10 sec moment but it felt like eternity I might have exaggerated slightly with some of my comments, but im sure you get the picture, my eyes were watering stinging and I wanted to dry reach I quickly opened the back door and said I was going to be sick

I almost fall out of the car I am turning blue from holding my breath im trying to breath in new CO2 but my mouth and nose are to traumatized to even consider inhaling, in case the SPS(stink pussy syndrome) has mutated into an air born virus ready to eliminate anything that it comes into contact with, where is canary when you need one to test an air born virus.

I throw caution to the wind and find a straw on the ground it looks inviting and I pick it up to draw breath from it, I can barely even stand I collapse to me knees and place me finger at the end of the straw to control how much oxygen I can inhale through the tiny circumference I am now on my back trying to breathe through the narrow straw.

I think to myself is this it, as I prepare for my NDE (near death experience) just as my life span is about to cease, OMG there is stinky puss standing above me with her extraterrestrial pointing straight down at me, OMG she then gets into position to lower the 666beast on my nose and mouth.

I pause the image in my mind for a sec and wonder why I didn’t take up MMA or grappling I might have had a chance to try some maneuver and escape, its slowly getting closer to my face, I can’t believe im about to get executed in public.

I brace myself for the inevitable and suddenly I remember my right pocket, OMG I grab it I bring the device up to my face and light it, victory she now has the burning bush of Moses between her legs she is running around patting it trying to tame the wild beast.

Fire can be a great resource to cleanse and kill bacteria germs viruses and microorganisms etc, relived I sit up to inhale natures natural air, I tell her to lie down as I roll her on the ground extinguishing the furious flame of victory.

Ahh want an interesting night of foreplay I motioned to her I had to use the bathroom and made my way towards the facilities out of her view and pretended to be sick, i was hoping the zodiac killer would make a reappearance or a serial killer would find her.

Unfortunately, she was still there when I got back and I said im not feeling well and had to go. She was understanding and I never saw her again.

The next time I was in at the same park was a year later on my birthday getting head and the bloody cops drove up and almost busted us, but that’s another story…

Aries

It was my birthday my petite gf and I went out for the night, she wasn’t much of a drinker but we had a few drinks and on the way home I diverted to the park.

She had never been there before and was a bit scared and paranoid, my dick didn’t care and prompted me to tell her whatever I needed to, to reassure her it was alright so he could get into her pants.

I reassured her and my dick was smiling again we parked and slowly kissed I started to touch her she was relaxing and getting into the mode and getting more comfortable and confident as we continued.

My dick was screaming to be let out and needed immediate attention I love pulling out my dick when im kissing unsuspecting girls and placing their hand on it, their standard reaction is to start jerking it, while I pretend it’s amazing to get to the next step.

Which is suck it harder you lucky girl, right guys our dicks tell us to do or say whatever it is to get blowjobs etc, now ladies it’s not just getting a blowjob that turns guys on its watching a woman enjoy giving a blowjob.

That’s the turn on, it confirms the fantasy that guys have in their minds that girls love to give blowjobs or enjoy giving blowjobs, my aim is not to stereo type women or degrade them in a superficial way.

But rather to provide women with insight, if a woman doesn’t like or enjoy oral sex just tell the person it’s not your thing, just be honest if the person becomes upset or angry that is a sign they are not compatible or suitable for you.

Don’t force yourself to do something you don’t want to do just be candid and let them know.

Any way my dicks in 7th heaven and she’s making love to it lucky girl, I love to give woman raw undulated passionate oral sex, I intentionally ignore her primary areas getting closer to them and tongue lashing her inner thighs.

I am driven by her moaning and anticipation as I draw closer to her sex I love it when she grabs my head and tries to push it towards the zones she wants my tongue to exploit, she lifts up her hips to grind up against my mouth.

I hold my mouth at a distance flick my tongue close to it and say what do you want me to do, she screams lick my pussy and I say do you want me to suck your clit too, OMG she cries yes yes yes.

I have her exactly where I want her, now she is vulnerable and will say anything I want and that is another turn on, I introduce pillow talk to increase the intensity of her anticipated orgasm.

I grab her ass and open my mouth and take her clit lips and position her ass ready for my tongue attack, I spread her legs a little bit further and moan as I engulf her entire sex into my mouth, she moans, and I suck the clit, vulva lips and deep throat her trembling sex into my mouth, OMG she loves it she says do it again and again then I stop.

I lift her legs up to lick her ass hole to give her a different sensation and push my tongue into her ass and ask her if she likes it, she is wiggling around getting use to the sensation and I say relax and enjoy it, I finger her pussy at the same time and she moans and gasps for breath her ass and pussy are on fire.

I know she will explode if I lick her pussy , I sit down and position her wet wild throbbing pussy over my impatient dick, I want her to squat on my dick facing me sitting on my cock bouncing up and down so I can suck her tongue, look her in the eyes, and pillow talk with her as I grab and finger her ass and slam that pussy up and down on my dick.

She jumps on my cock and begins to slam up and down on it moaning and talking dirty telling me she is going to cum all over my cock, we are getting into the rhythm and I see car lights in the distance, I say to myself MF and say a car is coming which interrupts our activity.

We quickly jump in the front seat of the car and adjust our clothing she is naked and only wearing my suit jacket as we are caught by surprise, it is a police car just checking the area dang, my dick is upset and offended.

The police car parks in front of us and put their lights on full beam, I am stationary and put my lights on full beam back at them, the police offer exits his vehicle and waves his hands up and down to motion me to turn my lights off.

I turn them off and he walks over to my gfs window and starts conversing with her, I tell her to wind her window up and the officer protests, I say im on this side if you want to talk to me, my gf is puzzled but winds her window up.

My window is semi functional so I can’t wind it down more than two inches or it will fall down the window track, the officer says wind your window down, I say it’s down far enough and past my driver’s license through the window.

He checks my details and questions me for my reason for being in the park I say we just went for a drive and stopped here to talk, he knows we are there for intimacy and privacy. I turn my car on as it I cold and he asks me to turn it off.

I say im cold and run the heater he asked me what’s in the trunk of my car, I say have a look I open it with the release button inside the car as he looks in the truck the exhaust fumes are pouring out the exhaust right into his face.

He closes the trunk coughs and comes back over to me and asks me why im here again, I say to him what day and date appear on my license, he rechecks and realizes its my birthday and my dicks down here at the park trying to get lucky.

He hands me back my license and I ask him if im under arrest he says no and I drive off and leave him there, I look in my rear mirror and he and his partner have got this baffled look on their faces like WTF just happened.

My Gf is in shock and unbelief like OMG did we just drive off, are we going to get in trouble, I don’t wait to find out I just keep going until we reached the road and drive home.

Once we got inside my dick pounced on my GF and totally ravished every inch of her body in my suit jack she looked so enticing and alluring she posed in illicit positions to be conquered my dick was tricked again and she and I climax together, oh what a night.

Just to be clear my aim is to cooperate and comply with the police at all times, I respect their role and status in the community, I have no issues or problems with the police, I am only relaying the story as to what happened and how it unfolded. I apologize to the two officers for any misunderstandings.

Which brings me to my next memory getting caught in the car with another victim by my ex but that’s another story….

Aries.