RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden

[medjen]

Preamble
We, the Ranters, are a bunch of grumpy old bastards with impaired senses of humor and nothing good to say about anyone; to give us something to do when there's nothing else going on in our pathetic lives. So, if you're not a grumpy old bastard with an impaired sense of humor and no life (good for you!), there is no need to post here since you won't fit in.

The Regulars here view things like reputation points with a grain of salt, so if you're overly attached to yours, maybe it's best not to post here. Like they say, if you can't take the heat....

If you decide that you are, indeed, worthless enough as a human to want to post here and have followed along long enough to think you know what this thread's about, then enter at your own risk. But don't complain if you get put in an Olive Garden, cause we're capable of it...you understand that?



History
2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009

2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010

2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit ,- mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011

2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT:*6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012

2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire - theshoupguy, 3-22-2012 to 4-30-2012
Rant: Now Aqua-beowulf has a machine gun... medjen, 4-30-2012- CURRENT

[kvk1]

Chyeaaaaaaa.

[VoxExMachina]

First post needs to be edited with Shoup's actual links.

[Final_Rep]

It was medjen, in the kitchen, with a grain of salt.

[im2manly]

so I can get those digitz?

[chazzy1864]

medjen, this title is not of your usual high standard. In fact, it is not your title at all (which explains the low quality of it).

I am disappoint.

[im2manly]

medjen, this title is not of your usual high standard. In fact, it is not your title at all (which explains the low quality of it).

I am disappoint.

yea title sort of sucks.

[chazzy1864]

On November 30th, 2005 the Exercises Section established an elite school for the top one percent of its posters. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of sarcastic posting and to insure that the handful who graduated were the best in the world. They succeeded. Today, the forum calls it Reputation Weapons School. The members call it: THE RANT.

Poooooosting iiiiintooo the DANGER ZONE.

Awesome.

[kvk1]

Titles and links can later be amended via the Dom.

Get to ranting you whinging twats.

[medjen]

Titles and links can later be amended via the Dom.

Get to ranting you whinging twats.

This. Action had to be taken to prevent disaster.





And links have been added.

[VoxExMachina]

Awesome.

Also...

[XtremeOCD]

1rd noob on 1nd page!

[ShaneSwan]

Preamble
We, the Ranters, are a bunch of grumpy old bastards with impaired senses of humor and nothing good to say about anyone; to give us something to do when there's nothing else going on in our pathetic lives. So, if you're not a grumpy old bastard with an impaired sense of humor and no life (good for you!), there is no need to post here since you won't fit in.

The Regulars here view things like reputation points with a grain of salt, so if you're overly attached to yours, maybe it's best not to post here. Like they say, if you can't take the heat....

If you decide that you are, indeed, worthless enough as a human to want to post here and have followed along long enough to think you know what this thread's about, then enter at your own risk. But don't complain if you get put in a Rose Garden, cause we're capable of it...you understand that?

Ive actually been banned from posting in all other threads (and future threads) on the forum, so I have nothing left to lose. This is my last hope.

My only hope.

*KITT, I need you*

[skizbees]

Watching Food Network or Cooking Channel during the day and knitting. Might go see Decrepit Birth on Wednesday night. /post finals treats.

[XtremeOCD]

Ive actually been banned from posting in all other threads (and future threads) on the forum, so I have nothing left to lose. This is my last hope.

My only hope.

*KITT, I need you*

Then you should be banned from the forum

[ThickAsABrick]

Ho-Ho-Ho

[Lencho]

Titles and links can later be amended via the Dom.

Get to ranting you whinging twats.

whinging

[XtremeOCD]

Ho-Ho-Ho

[ShaneSwan]

Then you should be banned from the forum

Perhaps, but my parole officer reckons this is my best hope for re-integration with society.

[Final_Rep]

Who Posted?
960 chazzy1864
670 im2manly
623 ThickAsABrick
597 Final_Rep
573 kvk1
470 Dominik
383 VoxExMachina
380 Hishiad
379 therorschach
374 mrmrbill
344 darinaldi
344 Farley1324
336 GeneralSerpant
313 theshoupguy
233 PeterGibbons316
227 medjen
227 Defiant1
225 SquatTilYouDrop
190 PowderMonkey
176 Tyrbolift
162 ossizen
155 W8isGR8
145 Lencho
137 Orlando1234977
121 Ctrainer
96 XADO
94 psychowolverine
82 400Lb Gorilla
76 XtremeOCD
71 -=FLEX=-
65 Miketoc
64 renferos
59 GREENFEATHER
57 Mindi912
55 ZoranM
53 Turco
46 Engineer_Guy
37 mAssholio
29 nads786
25 Hola Bola
21 MWheatley
19 skizbees
16 mab23
15 DJAuto
14 jazztrumpet
13 unity
13 RugbyTank

[ZoranM]

Bahamian Absurdy again I see.

[medjen]

Watching Food Network or Cooking Channel during the day and knitting. Might go see Decrepit Birth on Wednesday night. /post finals treats.

Whatcha making?

[XtremeOCD]

Bahamian Absurdy again I see.

Still working on that tan?? Don't think you can get much darker "zilhouette"

edit: Did I tell you I have 2 herniated discs? If not...Yea

[Turco]

in before Cuthbert

[VoxExMachina]

in before Cuthbert

Nope.

[ThickAsABrick]

what was the previous title?

[VoxExMachina]

what was the previous title?

There wasn't one.

[im2manly]

what was the previous title?

The title has not changed.

[ThickAsABrick]

There wasn't one.

A technicality that will shortly be remedied.

[Defiant1]

First.