RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden

**Defiant1** · 05-09-2012, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by Ctrainer

I imagine there will be many porn stars on that yacht. Well, the ones with the best names anyway.

You could have a face like Chewbacca and a body like Jabba the Hutt and get laid with that yacht.

People would certainly see your "inner beauty".....

**Ctrainer** · 05-09-2012, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by Defiant1

You could have a face like Chewbacca and a body like Jabba the Hutt and get laid with that yacht.

People would certainly see your "inner beauty".....

Yachts are like a looking glass to the soul.

**therorschach** · 05-09-2012, 01:53 PM

Can one lease a yatcht?

**darinaldi** · 05-09-2012, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by therorschach

Can one lease a yatcht?

Sure. I'll give you a fare rate for it.

**kvk1** · 05-09-2012, 02:21 PM

Page 7.

I have lost the will to live.

Thanks.

**therorschach** · 05-09-2012, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by kvk1

Page 7.

I have lost the will to live.

Thanks.

Did you tape a picture of your boobs on Page Three?

**GREENFEATHER** · 05-09-2012, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by kvk1

Page 7.

I have lost the will to live.

Thanks.

**CYTX** · 05-09-2012, 02:43 PM

Hi friends

**chazzy1864** · 05-09-2012, 04:18 PM

Rant died after I went to sleep (woke up 1.5 hours later. Then laid there for an hour... now I'm here).

You guys are boring.

**medjen** · 05-09-2012, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Rant died after I went to sleep (woke up 1.5 hours later. Then laid there for an hour... now I'm here).

You guys are boring.

This obviously means that you are no longer allowed to sleep.

**chazzy1864** · 05-09-2012, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by medjen

This obviously means that you are no longer allowed to sleep.

But what if I'm sleepy?

**medjen** · 05-09-2012, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

But what if I'm sleepy?

MOAR Red Bull.

**chazzy1864** · 05-09-2012, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by medjen

MOAR Red Bull.

Work isn't going to be happy, but okay, if you say so.

**kvk1** · 05-09-2012, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by medjen

MOAR Red Bull.

I'm on my 3rd can.

Page 9.

**chazzy1864** · 05-09-2012, 04:43 PM

Just read this in a thread: "I'm taller so DL have always been my kryptonite"

Really? Jeez, tall guys piss and moan about any exercise they can on here. I guess now we can just wait to see a sighting of a tall guy complaining about curls or triceps extensions are harder for them due to limb length.

+ Monster > Red Bull*. True story.

* Except when doing jagerbombs. Red bull all day.

**-=FLEX=-** · 05-09-2012, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Just read this in a thread: "I'm taller so DL have always been my kryptonite"

I know a dude from this forum IRL that trains at my gym that uses that excuse ALL THE TIME.

Drives me nuts.

EDIT: He's a good guy though (just in case he lurks in here

)

**medjen** · 05-09-2012, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Work isn't going to be happy, but okay, if you say so.

Otherwise the death of the rant is on your hands.

Originally Posted by kvk1

I'm on my 3rd can.

Page 9.

Home stretch, kavak!

**chazzy1864** · 05-09-2012, 04:50 PM

Who is watching the Pirates vs Nationals game right now? Yahoo's game tracker showed Erik Bedard (the starter) pitch the first inning and then Brad Lincoln (a reliever) pitch the 2nd and 3rd. CBS Sports' game tracker shows Bedard pitched the 1st and 2nd and Lincoln the 3rd.

Did Bedard get hurt or are all the trackers just being dumb and including Lincoln for no good reason?

P.S. I only care about Bedard. I nabbed him as a spot start.

**kvk1** · 05-09-2012, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by medjen

Home stretch, kavak!

I'm more dreading working on the references/bibliography page at this point than the paper itself.

That's how I know I'm essentially done.

**kvk1** · 05-09-2012, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Who is watching the Pirates vs Nationals game right now?

I am not. Cheers.

**chazzy1864** · 05-09-2012, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by kvk1

I'm more dreading working on the references/bibliography page at this point than the paper itself.

That's how I know I'm essentially done.

I hated those pages. Annoyed the piss out of me and usually resulted in my papers taking decent hits on the grade.

Originally Posted by kvk1

I am not. Cheers.

Way to not help a brah out. Appreciate it.

**wwarrior2469** · 05-09-2012, 04:57 PM

a white girl just beat an Asian and an Indian on Teen Jeopardy. All 3 finalists in Teen Jeopardy will be white girls. maybe they should have less questions involving Twitter.

**chazzy1864** · 05-09-2012, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by wwarrior2469

a white girl just beat an asian and an indian on teen jeopardy. All 3 finalists in teen jeopardy will be white girls. Maybe they should have less questions involving twitter.

USA! USA! USA!

penis

**wwarrior2469** · 05-09-2012, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

#USA! #USA! #USA!

#penis

fixed

**Farley1324** · 05-09-2012, 05:18 PM

I need 10 pages of cliffs, stat.

I finished my semester (woot woot!) yesterday then got up and drove to Anniston, Alabama this morning to visit the CMP (Civilian Marksmanship Program) South Store. A fine lookin' M1 Garand followed me home.

(Springfield Armory, late production, 5.8 million serial, new CMP stock)

Also 800 rounds of ammo, naturally.

**chazzy1864** · 05-09-2012, 05:20 PM

kvk, I thought you would like to know:

Bedard left the game with back spasms, Rob Biertempfel of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reports.

Recommendation: Bedard was seen twisting his upper torso when he was taken out. Back spasms could be indicative of a larger problem, so we'll have to wait and see if this is a one-start issue or something deeper. For now, consider him day-to-day.

He pitched one clean and efficient inning and was done.

Sucks he couldn't last a bit longer, the Pirates scored 3 runs in the 3rd inning. He could possibly have gotten a W from a short appearance.

**darinaldi** · 05-09-2012, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Who is watching the Pirates vs Nationals game right now?

Not this guy. Watching "Louis" on Netflix with the cat.

Originally Posted by wwarrior2469

a white girl just beat an Asian and an Indian on Teen Jeopardy. All 3 finalists in Teen Jeopardy will be white girls. maybe they should have less questions involving Twitter.

**Final_Rep** · 05-09-2012, 05:21 PM

I'm back, bitches.

K, I'm gone again.

**chazzy1864** · 05-09-2012, 05:22 PM

The biggest highlight of the cliffs is that one evening medjen and ctrainer both were posting while inebriated and we convinced them to post some noodz. They obliged for a little while. They removed the photos after about 10 minutes (and we had all seen them).

**mAssholio** · 05-09-2012, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

The biggest highlight of the cliffs is that one evening medjen and ctrainer both were posting while inebriated and we convinced them to post some noodz. They obliged for a little while. They removed the photos after about 10 minutes (and we had all seen them).

i always miss the n00dz :/

whatever happened to your blog btw? just had a cavity search flashback wut

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