RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden

[Defiant1]

What's the word for "more than boring"?

[kvk1]

What's the word for "more than boring"?

Freptual.

[chazzy1864]

What's the word for "more than boring"?

boringer

edit: kvk's made me snicker, even while on a telecon.

[Final_Rep]

What's the word for "more than boring"?

Ennuing

[im2manly]

Did some particular example spark this deep, philosophical revelation?

lol yea I am just sitting here listening to my co-workers go off on celebrities, others, co-workers, etc. lol Jesus christ its like I am not even here. Talking about how guys always hook up with women who they (my women co-workers) think are ugly and don't know how they could even manage to get pregnant. The general consensus is that guys think with their johnsons and women think with their head . You guys are cray cray.

[Defiant1]

Freptual.

No Maximus, I am NOT entertained, but thanks for asking.

[Defiant1]

lol yea I am just sitting here hearing my co-workers go off on celebrities, others, co-workers, etc. lol Jesus christ its like I am not even here. Talking about how guys always hook up with women who they (my women co-workers) think are ugly and don't know how they could even manage to get pregnant. The general consensus is that guys think with their johnsons and women think with their head . You guys are cray cray.

Take off the dress, make-up, etc. Maybe you'll stand out more?







Say hi to the kids

[Final_Rep]

Freptual.

Is this a dig at me? Why thank you!

[mrmrbill]

Baseball is a picnic with the odd guy or two playing fetch with each other while everybody else stands around.

Oh my. Baseball is what happened to keep this country sane during difficult insane wartime periods. Baseball, as a cultural touchstone, helps us get through periods of ****ness when all the world is F'ed up. This is because of its regularity and the notion that, with baseball, all will be right with the world. It gives a calmness and perspective upon the world that no F1 can offer in those brief moments. It is a fixed comforting and normal part of everyday life.

[medjen]

lol yea i am just sitting here listening to my co-workers go off on celebrities, others, co-workers, etc. Lol jesus christ its like i am not even here. Talking about how guys always hook up with women who they (my women co-workers) think are ugly and don't know how they could even manage to get pregnant. The general consensus is that guys think with their johnsons and women think with their head . My coworkers are bitches.

ftfy.

[Final_Rep]

Oh my. Baseball is what happened to keep this country sane during difficult insane wartime periods. Baseball, as a cultural touchstone, helps us get through periods of ****ness when all the world is F'ed up. This is because of its regularity and the notion that, with baseball, all will be right with the world. It gives a calmness and perspective upon the world that no F1 can offer in those brief moments. It is a fixed comforting and normal part of everyday life.

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[kvk1]

Oh my. Baseball is what happened to keep this country sane during difficult insane wartime periods. Baseball, as a cultural touchstone, helps us get through periods of ****ness when all the world is F'ed up. This is because of its regularity and the notion that, with baseball, all will be right with the world. It gives a calmness and perspective upon the world that no F1 can offer in those brief moments. It is a fixed comforting and normal part of everyday life.

We've been in a perpetual "wartime period" ever since we founded this country.

Maybe it's time to look in the mirror and find a pastime which doesn't drive a man to the sheer lunacy of combat.

[chazzy1864]

lol yea I am just sitting here listening to my co-workers go off on celebrities, others, co-workers, etc. lol Jesus christ its like I am not even here. Talking about how guys always hook up with women who they (my women co-workers) think are ugly and don't know how they could even manage to get pregnant. The general consensus is that guys think with their johnsons and women think with their head . You guys are cray cray.

Bitches be crazy, dawg.


True story, I was jsut informed today that I am one of three people that a female friend hates. I am entirely indifferent on the subject. Everything has to have drama with her. Anything that soemone does or says has to have some deeper meaning and means something major. If soemone flakes on her, it is a personal slight and is unforgivable, bla bla bla. It was exhausting. I stopped caring. So now apparently my selfishness has triumphed and I have lost who could quite possibly have been the greatest friend I'd ever have. (she said that)

She IMed me today and you could sense the seething anger in every single line she IMed me. I had to laugh.

Women.

[kvk1]

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Oh you are just too adorable.

I look forward to your mirroring of everybody else's opinion in any given discussion and posting of irrelevant pictures of your girlfriend.

[im2manly]

Bitches be crazy, dawg.


True story, I was jsut informed today that I am one of three people that a female friend hates. I am entirely indifferent on the subject. Everything has to have drama with her. Anything that soemone does or says has to have some deeper meaning and means something major. If soemone flakes on her, it is a personal slight and is unforgivable, bla bla bla. It was exhausting. I stopped caring. So now apparently my selfishness has triumphed and I have lost who could quite possibly have been the greatest friend I'd ever have. (she said that)

She IMed me today and you could sense the seething anger in every single line she IMed me. I had to laugh.

Women.

This Soemone sounds like a real dick.

[VoxExMachina]

Oh you are just too adorable.

I look forward to your mirroring of everybody else's opinion in any given discussion and posting of irrelevant pictures of your girlfriend.

It sure as hell beats you and your little gang of minions running around from thread to thread telling people to stfu, all the while grabbing each other's balls in the process. Funny thing is, none of you add up to a decent bber.

[chazzy1864]

This Soemone sounds like a real dick.

She definitely has some crazy in her. I told my buddy that long ago (he is a mutual friend with her). I think I got more of it than him, since we were chatting quite a bit. I was supposed to scrump her whenever I returned home, but I started realizing that I didn't want my penis in her, because i was sure that there would be lots of negative side effects (no STD).

[Final_Rep]

Oh you are just too adorable.

I look forward to your mirroring of everybody else's opinion in any given discussion and posting of irrelevant pictures of your girlfriend.

?? I have not consistently done either of these things. I will agree that I am adorable though.

[im2manly]

It sure as hell beats you and your little gang of minions running around from thread to thread telling people to stfu, all the while grabbing each other's balls in the process. Funny thing is, none of you add up to a decent bber.

wut

[VoxExMachina]

wut

Wut wut?

[kvk1]

It sure as hell beats you and your little gang of minions running around from thread to thread telling people to stfu, all the while grabbing each other's balls in the process. Funny thing is, none of you add up to a decent bber.

lol

when the rant was a constant battlezone/clusterfuck

[im2manly]

She definitely has some crazy in her. I told my buddy that long ago (he is a mutual friend with her). I think I got more of it than him, since we were chatting quite a bit. I was supposed to scrump her whenever I returned home, but I started realizing that I didn't want my penis in her, because i was sure that there would be lots of negative side effects (no STD).

I think the majority of women have hormonal imbalances. Most are pretty damn spiteful/selfish and don't realize it. And then they get other wimminz to reaffirm their mistaken beliefs. It's a vicious vicious cycle of bitchdom. Thankful, I don't have to deal with this.

[VoxExMachina]

Wut wut?

I think the majority of women have hormonal imbalances. Most are pretty damn spiteful/selfish and don't realize it. And then they get other wimminz to reaffirm their mistaken beliefs. It's a vicious vicious cycle of bitchdom. Thankful, I don't have to deal with this.

You can respond to Chazzy, but not to me?

[mrmrbill]

Well, my loins are longing apparent. What is up w/ that?

[chazzy1864]

lol

when the rant was a constant battlezone/clusterfuck

Provided lots of hilarious quotes, but it also resulted in bans and the thread being locked.

[chazzy1864]

I think the majority of women have hormonal imbalances. Most are pretty damn spiteful/selfish and don't realize it. And then they get other wimminz to reaffirm their mistaken beliefs. It's a vicious vicious cycle of bitchdom. Thankful, I don't have to deal with this.

I will agree with that.

You can respond to Chazzy, but not to me?

[kvk1]

Provided lots of hilarious quotes, but it also resulted in bans and the thread being locked.

I'd like to think we all collectively matured. Realized the importance of longevity over going out in flames.

[Final_Rep]

2-0-12 was the year im2Manly and Chuzzle had created a monster
The funny looking kid from the north, and refurbished genius 'cause nobody wants to
Cook up a Rant recipe - left it to me so I'ma have to give it what I got left of me
'Cause if I left it up to (ya-'all)
Most of ya'll would probably drop the (ba-all)
I be Ranting these posts lately, and ya'll ain't trying
You say baseball, but I ain't buying
No we can't KvK baby
That crazy world maybe maybe
And don't be caring they hate me
And if you staring it maybe-be-be
Blinding, 'cause I'm a supernova, I'm shining
The tippy-top is where I'm residing
So if I gotta Rescue Ranger it, picture painter it
Whoops! I left my stain in it (I AM!)


Genius!
Genius! (I am!)
Genius! (Don't you know my *****)
Genius! (Don't you know my *****)

[kvk1]

I have a 10 page paper due noon tomorrow that I'm starting just now.

I look forward to intermittently being you on this fine day for a quantum of reprieve and sanity away from this retarded assignment.

Cheers.

[chazzy1864]

2-0-12 was the year im2Manly and Chuzzle had created a monster
The funny looking kid from the north, and refurbished genius 'cause nobody wants to
Cook up a Rant recipe - left it to me so I'ma have to give it what I got left of me
'Cause if I left it up to (ya-'all)
Most of ya'll would probably drop the (ba-all)
I be Ranting these posts lately, and ya'll ain't trying
You say baseball, but I ain't buying
No we can't KvK baby
That crazy world maybe maybe
And don't be caring they hate me
And if you staring it maybe-be-be
Blinding, 'cause I'm a supernova, I'm shining
The tippy-top is where I'm residing
So if I gotta Rescue Ranger it, picture painter it
Whoops! I left my stain in it (I AM!)


Genius!
Genius! (I am!)
Genius! (Don't you know my *****)
Genius! (Don't you know my *****)

I shall like this, but that should be obvious. I don't think others would get it.