What genetic defects did your ****gy time parents bless you with?

[dbp]

Mild scoliosis (weird spine curvature), makes squats/deads painful

Large optic nerve in left eye, large probability of Glaucoma later in life.

dad 5'6, mom 5'5, so I really lucked out with height, though.

Edit: Forgot.... narrow shoulders

Further edit: Asthma, trigged by allergies

MAJOR cat allergies....girlfriend has cat, and I have this littel guy:



brb looks like I'm crying 24/7 not a single **** was given

your turn!

[amethot94]

[randomforumname]

Carbohydrate sensitivity/insulin resistance

Eat a meal of pasta
brb gain 6 lbs

[WIscuba]

crap hairline and little calves, other than that everything is pretty great.

[Iron_Martyr]

Dat der balding gene, and dat der Myopia

[batmanman]

deformed ribs
oddly everted ankles

also I have bones 6x denser than any other human, I was in a train derailment and out of 141 passengers I was the only survivor

[Johnny_D_09]

bad case of acne in high school

my parents are real Mc*******s for that one...

[Metalhead44]

Moderate scoliosis
depression(inb4 chitstorm)
i lucked out on height too,dad's 5'7 mom's 5'0 i should be a manlet srs.
small wrists

[Diddoo]

gapped chest

asymmetrical abs

[dbp]

deformed ribs
oddly everted ankles

also I have bones 6x denser than any other human, I was in a train derailment and out of 141 passengers I was the only survivor

Serious? Crazy story, do tell

[proudmanlet]

By misc standards obviously my height's defective, other than that have genetically high cholesterol

[TalonBrah]

no calves. look like sh*t in shorts. feelsbadman.
Edit: feels fuking pathetic man when 100 lb females have bigger calves than me. BRB, gonna start walking around in high heels, see if that sh*t works.

[dtbrehm]

Bad teeth from my mom (fine now after braces)
Bad sight from my dad.

Good calves from dad though.

[jeflab]

bald as fawk, ave cawk. feelsgoodmang

[BlackOrgy]

Yo these white boyz around here keep lurking n slurfing like slobs man !

Get dem black personz in here to tell dem white boyz how to keep them mood
chilled.
I reveal one secret my homez re revealing dem otherz : 1rd point we got dem big pistolz in our pants
that makes us more secure at them ladyz...



Keep dem black mans right to have an account by himself i aont sharing with my brotha
in dis point !

[shreddedglutes]

Arteries leading to kidneys too tight...causing 140/80 BP and on meds....but Im 6'4'' and have a big penis so it evens out

[UHBrah]

Hemophilia

[Realistg]

bad vision and hairline

[FreshStart12]

Big nose (not crazy big so I don't care), Small legs.

I'm very lucky overall.

[Fitzwell]

Dad has brain tumor, mom has graves and thyroid disorder, grandma died from brain cancer. Endocrinologist told me i have a 90% chance of endocrine disorder.

[MrBitches]

High Cholesterol.

Other than that I pretty much got all of their best traits and none of the downsides. I lucked out with genetics.

[FlexLex]

really fare skin
gyno
acne
tiny calves

[nelis]

deformed ribs
oddly everted ankles

also I have bones 6x denser than any other human, I was in a train derailment and out of 141 passengers I was the only survivor

tell more brah.

Im pretty chuffed with the cards I got dealt. Had horrible acne as a kid and don't have that perfect skin. Also I get in growing hairs which can cause spots so I keep dat dere stubble to avoid wet shaving, but otherwise im pretty happy
Edit: lots of cancer deaths in family so maybe the hidden ones will creep out later. reporting back in 40 years

[Claydoe]

pectus excavatum (sunken chest/sternum)
flat feet/overpronation
duck feet (my feet naturally angle outward 30ish degrees)

[Realistg]

gapped chest

asymmetrical abs

i dont see any gap in your chest lol? post another chest pic pls no homo

[redthought]

Cock too big and too good looking

[Lettucebrah]

Weird Knee's, I can bend my leg upwards from the knee, due to this squats somewhat hurt.

Dunno if Anxiety and panic attacks are hereditary, but if they are I get them from my mother.

Lucked out on height, Mum 5"7 Dad 5"11

[yepimonfire]

ADHD.
terrible patchy beard growth.
curly hair if it gets too long
other then that most of the genetics passed down from my fathers side are of an advantage to me.
big size (height and width), high intelligence, this actually comes down through both sides of my family.

[mafland]

Scoliosis

yesterday they discovered my dad has a heart muscle which is more than double the size of a normal person and it is most likely genetic(yay dem jacked heart muscles cuzz) so I need to get checked. The muscle's too thick so it can block your blood circulation. It can lead to just falling unconscious for 1 sec to falling dead.

I have an extra bone in my foot (my dad has it as well).

[DLap]

Big teeth. Big hip bones. Hard gainer. Only 5'8 =\