Confidence shattered.... bitch fuking laughed at my penis

[MusicProducer]

time to go around telling everybody she had the biggest cave vagina you've ever seen

[belmont316]

troll, lol.

[hotpajamas]

you did put it inside her.. right?

[Zoukero]

Experienced Fcker checking in. This is my guess. Not every fk is a master Fk. Some great, some not so great. Nothing wrong with anything. It just happens.
Then you get the bitch. She hasnt made her mind what she wants but she descides to go for it maybe she is a little drunk too. Half way she changes her mind and leaves. Her friends of course want to know how it was. her friends didnt get laid so they want to know. she instead doesnt want to appear like a slut in front of her friends. So there goes the best answer she cant think of: She didnt even take her pants off she though it was a joke and she left and of course she still a virgin in case anybody asks etc etc etc you know woman....

Bottom line you scored.

[eMaaZe]

OMG I can't stop laughing its way too funny

[TomsGunz]

this is where you spred rumors and tell all your mates that she had a stinky pussy etc

[J1992]

Misc and all these dick size threads

[Twenty47]

lol at that chart. the girth sizes are way too big. 5 inches of girth isnt small

[efoi]

Strong troll

[vitalcerebral]

Experienced Fcker checking in. This is my guess. Not every fk is a master Fk. Some great, some not so great. Nothing wrong with anything. It just happens.
Then you get the bitch. She hasnt made her mind what she wants but she descides to go for it maybe she is a little drunk too. Half way she changes her mind and leaves. Her friends of course want to know how it was. her friends didnt get laid so they want to know. she instead doesnt want to appear like a slut in front of her friends. So there goes the best answer she cant think of: She didnt even take her pants off she though it was a joke and she left and of course she still a virgin in case anybody asks etc etc etc you know woman....

Bottom line you scored.

Thanks man, good advice

[Realistg]

obvious troll thread to make almost everyone insecure about their penis. most men are below 6 inches

[vitalcerebral]

So I just met the bish, I asked her if she was ok and she said she was fine. Apparantly she wasn't even sick yesterday, I pushed her by asking where she was and but she didn't give an answer initially until she finally said 'she was shopping.'

I then asked her wtf happened two days ago, why did she leave. Gave me some crap about getting a text message from her parents, who she had forgot to meet, might be true but I'm thinking it was bull****. I told her what I thought, and she said 'Can you see I don't want to talk about it and stormed off'

So an hour or so later I text her, this is what was said:

Convo below:

Me: Hey, sorry about earlier, I just wanted to make sure you are alright. That was strange the other night
Her: Yeh well you should have just left it.
Me: But I wanted to know so I can better next time
Her: Next time?
Me: Next time we do the grown up....nawmean lol
(45mins later)
Me: So you're not into me?
Her: I am, you're really nice, but I'm not ready for anything.
Me: Are you friendzoning me? Listen you're a really nice girl, but you ain't worth **** if this is what you are like.
Her: I'm sorry I'm just not ready for a relationship.
Me: Why are you sorry, I'm fuking sorry. You're really fuking immature, didn't realise you where suck a dick, I thought you were different, turns out you are just a slut like all other girls, go figure
Her: Ok, that's uncalled for, its not my fault you fuking sucked.
Me: Sucked how?
Her: As in your dick didn't get me going, and you are really not good at pleasuring a woman.
Me: You mean my dick is small? Its 6.4 inches, that's not fuking small, from what I hear that is big for most women. And how am I ****, all you fuking do during sex is fuking thrust, not like it is a difficult thing to do.
Her: Whatever
Me: You're a dick
Me: Guess I'll see you around then
Me: Or not? Thanks for telling you friends btw, pretty sure they all think I have a small dick because of you, when in reality your just wide as phuck from all the cock you've taken before.
Her: You know what, you're an idiot, yes I told me friends about our sex, all girls do, are you happy is that what you wanted to hear. Don't message me again.
Me: Fine I won't **** you.

[joker111]

lol theres much more to sex than "fukin thrust" you newb

[mauledbyabear]

Unless you have the girth of a pencil you should have nothing to worry about.

I wonder if during the making of this study, did they plow the ladies with dicks of each size and then polled them on what their preference was?

[Lunatic]

I can **** her better and I have no hip movement, OP.

[KraftDanner]

So I just met the bish, I asked her if she was ok and she said she was fine. Apparantly she wasn't even sick yesterday, I pushed her by asking where she was and but she didn't give an answer initially until she finally said 'she was shopping.'

I then asked her wtf happened two days ago, why did she leave. Gave me some crap about getting a text message from her parents, who she had forgot to meet, might be true but I'm thinking it was bull****. I told her what I thought, and she said 'Can you see I don't want to talk about it and stormed off'

So an hour or so later I text her, this is what was said:

Convo below:I

Me: Hey, sorry about earlier, I just wanted to make sure you are alright. That was strange the other night
Her: Yeh well you should have just left it.
Me: But I wanted to know so I can better next time
Her: Next time?
Me: Next time we do the grown up....nawmean lol
(45mins later)
Me: So you're not into me?
Her: I am, you're really nice, but I'm not ready for anything.
Me: Are you friendzoning me? Listen you're a really nice girl, but you ain't worth **** if this is what you are like.
Her: I'm sorry I'm just not ready for a relationship.
Me: Why are you sorry, I'm fuking sorry. You're really fuking immature, didn't realise you where suck a dick, I thought you were different, turns out you are just a slut like all other girls, go figure
Her: Ok, that's uncalled for, its not my fault you fuking sucked.
Me: Sucked how?
Her: As in your dick didn't get me going, and you are really not good at pleasuring a woman.
Me: You mean my dick is small? Its 6.4 inches, that's not fuking small, from what I hear that is big for most women. And how am I ****, all you fuking do during sex is fuking thrust, not like it is a difficult thing to do.
Her: Whatever
Me: You're a dick
Me: Guess I'll see you around then
Me: Or not? Thanks for telling you friends btw, pretty sure they all think I have a small dick because of you, when in reality your just wide as phuck from all the cock you've taken before.
Her: You know what, you're an idiot, yes I told me friends about our sex, all girls do, are you happy is that what you wanted to hear. Don't message me again.
Me: Fine I won't **** you.

Lol op of ur not a troll and you fuk the same way u talk to her, u fuking suck in bed and ur beta as fuk

[Mr.NoPrint]

this thread resonates with me.

[LukeyB]

ul OP

[forevercapone]

jesus christ op, that was awful to read...you need to learn

[socrates07]

lol @ that convo, seems kinda legit

well OP, now what?

[Mr_Aryze]

Interdasting interdasting.

Your Jimmies seem rustled...

[hardgainerhub]

Me: Next time we do the grown up....nawmean lol

What the ****?

[Freakshow92]

So I just met the bish, I asked her if she was ok and she said she was fine. Apparantly she wasn't even sick yesterday, I pushed her by asking where she was and but she didn't give an answer initially until she finally said 'she was shopping.'

I then asked her wtf happened two days ago, why did she leave. Gave me some crap about getting a text message from her parents, who she had forgot to meet, might be true but I'm thinking it was bull****. I told her what I thought, and she said 'Can you see I don't want to talk about it and stormed off'

So an hour or so later I text her, this is what was said:

Convo below:

Me: Hey, sorry about earlier, I just wanted to make sure you are alright. That was strange the other night
Her: Yeh well you should have just left it.
Me: But I wanted to know so I can better next time
Her: Next time?
Me: Next time we do the grown up....nawmean lol
(45mins later)
Me: So you're not into me?
Her: I am, you're really nice, but I'm not ready for anything.
Me: Are you friendzoning me? Listen you're a really nice girl, but you ain't worth **** if this is what you are like.
Her: I'm sorry I'm just not ready for a relationship.
Me: Why are you sorry, I'm fuking sorry. You're really fuking immature, didn't realise you where suck a dick, I thought you were different, turns out you are just a slut like all other girls, go figure
Her: Ok, that's uncalled for, its not my fault you fuking sucked.
Me: Sucked how?
Her: As in your dick didn't get me going, and you are really not good at pleasuring a woman.
Me: You mean my dick is small? Its 6.4 inches, that's not fuking small, from what I hear that is big for most women. And how am I ****, all you fuking do during sex is fuking thrust, not like it is a difficult thing to do.
Her: Whatever
Me: You're a dick
Me: Guess I'll see you around then
Me: Or not? Thanks for telling you friends btw, pretty sure they all think I have a small dick because of you, when in reality your just wide as phuck from all the cock you've taken before.
Her: You know what, you're an idiot, yes I told me friends about our sex, all girls do, are you happy is that what you wanted to hear. Don't message me again.
Me: Fine I won't **** you.

Wtf is this bull****? You even talk like you have a small dick....

[NZDB]

Maybe you should cut her up into wee pieces and put these pieces in small hard to find places?



When her friends come up to you asking where she is say you cut her up into pieces and buried her then walk off around the corner laughing

[hundredgrand]

Maybe she only had 12 inch long 8 inch girth c*cks plowing her nonstop for hours

[jmcdizzle44]

What the ****?

Strong unaware and OP sounds extremely beta over what looks like a 5/10.

Not sure if srs OP.

[TML89]

OP maybe you need to work on your strokes... choke that bish, I bet she'll definitely feel something

[FD2RR]

ohlawd what a ho

[Lunatic]

So I just met the bish, I asked her if she was ok and she said she was fine. Apparantly she wasn't even sick yesterday, I pushed her by asking where she was and but she didn't give an answer initially until she finally said 'she was shopping.'

I then asked her wtf happened two days ago, why did she leave. Gave me some crap about getting a text message from her parents, who she had forgot to meet, might be true but I'm thinking it was bull****. I told her what I thought, and she said 'Can you see I don't want to talk about it and stormed off'

So an hour or so later I text her, this is what was said:

Convo below:

Me: Hey, sorry about earlier, I just wanted to make sure you are alright. That was strange the other night
Her: Yeh well you should have just left it.
Me: But I wanted to know so I can better next time
Her: Next time?
Me: Next time we do the grown up....nawmean lol
(45mins later)
Me: So you're not into me?
Her: I am, you're really nice, but I'm not ready for anything.
Me: Are you friendzoning me? Listen you're a really nice girl, but you ain't worth **** if this is what you are like.
Her: I'm sorry I'm just not ready for a relationship.
Me: Why are you sorry, I'm fuking sorry. You're really fuking immature, didn't realise you where suck a dick, I thought you were different, turns out you are just a slut like all other girls, go figure
Her: Ok, that's uncalled for, its not my fault you fuking sucked.
Me: Sucked how?
Her: As in your dick didn't get me going, and you are really not good at pleasuring a woman.
Me: You mean my dick is small? Its 6.4 inches, that's not fuking small, from what I hear that is big for most women. And how am I ****, all you fuking do during sex is fuking thrust, not like it is a difficult thing to do.
Her: Whatever
Me: You're a dick
Me: Guess I'll see you around then
Me: Or not? Thanks for telling you friends btw, pretty sure they all think I have a small dick because of you, when in reality your just wide as phuck from all the cock you've taken before.
Her: You know what, you're an idiot, yes I told me friends about our sex, all girls do, are you happy is that what you wanted to hear. Don't message me again.
Me: Fine I won't **** you.

This is awkwardly painful to read....

[ICEMANLIDDELL]

Slap that bitch upside the face and move on.