Was smashing a girl I am into when all of a sudden she started laughing. At the time I had no idea why she was laughing, she never said it was small or anything but she looked bored after 5 minutes of thrusting in silence, at which point she got out her phone. Shortly after said she got a message and had to leave. I had not even cum yet, and she was still wearing her bra and ****.
I text her this morning, asked if she was ok, and if I hurt her or something...she didn't reply. I then seen her housemates about campus today (they're in my micro class) and asked where she was, told them to I has been sending her sms'ing her this morning and that she had not replied.
They tell me that she is a wee bit sick today and she was having wee nap and there would only be a small chance she would be leaving the house today, really emphasising the words in bold. They then walked off, and as soon as they got round the corner started laughing.
Replaying this in my mind I am convinced that she has went around telling people I have a small dick, never felt so fuking **** in my entire life.
Pic of girl - only pic I could get
Edit - Yes this is a serious thread
and yes my dick is average
a shade under 6.5 in length just above 5.5 girth
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Confidence shattered.... bitch fuking laughed at my penis
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OP, you're ****ed. The only way out is to fake your death. Buy a car and drive it into the ocean, open the door before it sinks and depending on your skin color, your going to have to flee to Mexico or Canada. Change your name, grow a beard, learn the local language and dialect, get facial reconstruction surgery. Singe your fingertips to remove your fingerprints, claim you were in a tragic accident as a child. Restart your life as Pablo or paul, a humble goat/moose farmer (depending on your location). Marry a beautiful local girl and raise a family of 5 children to avoid suspicion of you being *******. Lay low, don't leave your mountain farm for the first 15 - 20 years, especially if you decide to go to mexico. Your friend might have hired bounty hunters. You will have to live off your farm and the land. Learn to hunt, plow fields and heard goats/moose. Splash bleach in your eyes to permanently blind yourself, It's very important to say that you were BORN blind, you were able to get around due to your enhanced sense of hearing and all your years living on the land and becoming in tune with nature. This will make it harder to survive, get a seeing dog if you need to. Name him Lassie. 70 years later, relocate your friend. Go up to her deathbed and kneel down. In the final few moments before her death, whisper into her ear, "I beat you, you mother ****er. I beat you. I win". Your friend will learn the truth, but it's too late. She's already dead.
Please...stay thick.
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Laugh at her face
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