Woman Logic Srikes Again: Starring Friend zoned OP. Post #13 decides my response

[Ragin87]

Alright, before OP knew how to treat girls to get laid this bish was my oneitis. White knighted, got friend zoned, cried myself to sleep, cut my wrists, contemplated suicide etc etc. notsrs.

Anyway, I jokingly ask her to bang all the time and this **** comes up.








and of course obligatory pics of bish.




Post 13 decides my response

[TTexasTT]

get her drunk/10

[KBBaron]

shawdy lemme clap dem cheeks copypasta

[RodSwollenpole]

Walk up to her and start rubbing your dick on her face. Establish your dominance.

[irollurmom]

"i've had a crush on you for years.'

or

"i wanna make you my gf so i can cum all over your heavenly blessed face."

or

"i would drag my erect penis across 2 meters of sandpaper and salt while Adele slowly gagged me with her sweaty panties, if it only meant that I could drink the unfiltered water that you once took a **** in 10 years ago."

[HouseBro]

I'm gonna fukc you till you love me *******

[MichaelBb6]

so beta on your part...also strong sloot, brb friendzone cuz u were ugly, oh he worked out and is hot now lets ****.

[HouseBro]

i'm gonna fukc you till you love me ******* (not in misc spelling)

[Ken-O]

that looks like a classic reaction to the ignore tactic lol. Did you used that with the girl?

For the unawares:

-Show a girl you are attracted to her and are interested in her
-If she rejects you or isnt interested, act like its totally cool
-Ignore her completely, other than the usual "hi" or "im ok thanks". Dont be rude but still, disregard her.
-Make sure to act cool as fuk around her, to laugh all the time with your friends while she is seeing you, just be a badass like you are completely fine with the rejection
-Wait for a few weeks, probably only a few days if the girl is really insecure
-Accept blowjob

[HouseBro]

i'm gonna fukc you till you love me ******* (not in misc spelling)

this

[Ragin87]

so beta on your part...also strong sloot, brb friendzone cuz u were ugly, oh he worked out and is hot now lets ****.

omg im so beta, bish has been doing this **** for the past 2 years. come the **** @ me *******.

[leonbrew]

may i spoil your treasures

[StoliFun]

"You pay for the abortion."

[Chronic93]

in for 13st post

^^FUUU but LOL

[HouseBro]

i'm gonna fukc you till you love me ******* (not in misc spelling)

again this

[Ragin87]

"You pay for the abortion."

honestly, I would say this but its a very touchy subject with her. Would start a srs fight.


Ill do the other ones just to make up for it tho

[Shak3401]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galacto****e and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clot pole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many bastards.

You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.

You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.

It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

[ChoChoSam]

fuk, was gonna say "lets not turn this rape into a murder"

[Cronoh]

asd

[mgol22]

I'm a raging *******

edit: phuckkkkkk

[Ragin87]

Cant do the abortion one, so i'll do everything else. andherewego.gif

[ign_fan_4life]

What's initialation?

[Ragin87]

What's initialation?

women

[mmaoz]

dun goofed

[polishprancer]

in for results....

[BASED]

Why would you say thatttttt

[Ragin87]

dun goofed

have current **** buddy and working on another bish. Really could not care less, will eventually bang her when we get drunk enough

[inb4ripped]

get her drunk/10

lol

[AcEXBOX]

Go out for drinks. One of my really good friends got smashed one night, called me to go over, and she jumped on me. It ruined our friendship because she got all stupid about it, but I clapped dem cheekz. Now my buddy is hitting it and cannot her her to suck him off.

[snatchcleanjerk]

Lmfao!!! Bahahahahaha