So normal cosmetics weren't working. Shampoo + Conditioner left my hair lifeless. Soap dried out my skin. Face wash didn't work with acne. And deodorant made me sweat more than using nothing.
So I was browsing on the misc and came across some no shampoo thread. Sounds interesting. People posting good results without using shampoo, and even better if they used Baking soda... but it seemed the best results of all came from piss.
Long story short, I read that piss was ideal for shampoo, face wash, deodorant and soap. It's what we evolved to use apparently.
So one day I stopped using shampoo etc., and started collecting my piss in a bag. I would bring this bag to uni and piss in it.
After a week I had a good stockpile of piss.
I got into the shower. Rinsed myself off as usual. Turned off the shower. Squirted some piss on my hair, rubbed it in, squirted some more on my face and body, underarms etc.
I rinsed it off then got out. Just as I dried off I put some on my underarms as deodorant,
I went into uni, first lecture of the day at 9 am. Sat down, and ****. nobody sat beside me. My friend told me I stank of piss. And now I have red marks on my armpits and my hair is all dry and flaky and smelly.
I dumped my bag of piss. Never doing that **** again.
Used piss as deodorant and body wash/shampoo
Did not work well.
04-18-2012, 05:00 AM #1
Misc, NEVER ****ing use piss as deodorant, soap, face wash or shampoo (srs)
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You don't put shampoo in ya hair after the shower, maybe it's the same thing with the piss...
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