Hell, there's ENOUGH aesthetic/thin men out there that lift and are foreveralone. How the hell do fat guys make amends?
Thread: How do fat men get laid?
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04-17-2012, 02:58 PM #8Deadlift 520lbs
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i mean, im not as much "fat" as i am just heavy. dont have a gut, abs actually show a little. but am still over 300. im 17, had sex with 4 girls, more then once each. not bad i dont reckon.Best meet lifts (all raw): 865 squat, 565 bench, 720 deadlift.
Best meet total: 2110
Gym lifts: 903 squat, 565 bench, 725 deadlift.
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1.tell them what they wanna hear
2.tell them the feeling is mutual
3.play the wk lovey dovey game
5.delete number from my phone
6.start over again.
worked for a few times so far,but theres alot of groce ones in there also,ive been with one decent 6/10 rest were 2-3/10 at best.low standards but still get laid.win
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I have a fat Elvis fetish, but I can't explain why.“Any idiot can face a crisis, it is this day-to-day living that wears you out.” Anton Chekhov
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Most foreveralones are forever alones because they dont put themselves in the position to get laid.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take". A lot of jacked miscers who are actually funny and smart are just too damn shy or not outgoing enough with girls. They can't **** you if you don't give them the oppertunity/never even meet them. In addition, physical attraction, while important, isn't anywhere near as important as the way you carry yourself and confidence. Many fat guys have a "nothing to lose" attitude and learned how to be funny due to being overweight. This helps him. This is why a lot of the fat kids who lose weight become major players later on in life.
Cliffs: Getting laid isn't hard, but it will never happen if you don't leave your house and misc all day.
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lol@ the bitterness in this thread. They clearly have what you guys don't and will never have regardless of how many tears you shed at the gym. This forum really does show the strong narcissism and hate for those different that is commonly spread through a network of losers that have spent their pathetic forever alone hours in the gym in a desperate attempt to get a second look by any girl or employer. Don't worry guys, go pump out 225 8 times and one day those girls will come after you and until then you can lie about it on the internet!
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Really isn't hard if you know how to use English (or whatever language you use). Women are weak minded, and are easily won over. All you need is confidence and control. Confidence to make them want you (I'm nowhere near aesthetic and I have no problem talking to the hottest chicks, gives them the perception that I'm not putting that pu55y on a pedestal and won't be worshiping them), and with the number of beta phucking phaggots who can't carry a decent convo with a female on my campus, poon is aplenty.
Control comes in that you don't go overboard with your emotions and blow her phone up constantly, but keep yourself under control. Also, women (generally) like to have a man that can take control. Don't be a vagina and not have plans when you want to meet up with chicks (wanna hang out? yea! what should we do? idk...derp bro.) and don't let her walk all over you.
Currently in the process of bagging a chick who is used to being in control, and needless to say the results have been fun. She plays hard to get and tries to have her way, but slowly she's bending to me, and by the time we let things cool off (lots of drama happened that almost phucked sht up), she'll be begging for the cawk. Already mentioned she might just want to be fuk buddies, but I doubt she'll be able to control her emotions well enough to keep it at that lol.
EDIT: To say, I don't go after 10/10 whores who are dumber than a turd. Honestly not in my taste, prefer a chick with some meat on her (one from above has got dat ass / hips hhhnnnngggggg, plus she's smart as fuk, can't stand retarded chicks).
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6'2" 275 lbs checking in.
-Sense of humor(the movie Funny People is pretty true in my opinion. Most fat people have better sense of humor than fit people. Could be a number of reasons including that they just have to have a thick skin and the ability to make fun out of situations cause honestly who would like an angry fat guy)
-We're more approachable(no girl wants to hear the fit guy go on and on about themselves and their workout. We are the safer choice because we'll treat women better because quite frankly we have too)
-And last but not least having some money helps. But i'd say 75% of it is sense of humor and confidence.
PS. Not trying to act like i'm some pimp. Only had sex with 4 women(each multiple times. Each much much smaller than me). And gotten head from another 4 others. Not an amazing track record but much better than alot of the forever alone dudes on here*Always Pick 4 Crew*
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