Cristiano Ronaldo support group (pics) (story) (slight nsfw)

[bongowongo]

Anyone else feel sorry for him?




















Hes really, really ridiculously good-looking.










He's quite jacked for a football player









He's got style










He's ballin and drives the batmobile








He's got charisma










He's got a hot gf







All the while being the best footballer in the world












......Even science says so!












................................... Post 2 incoming

[bongowongo]

But he still keeps getting upstaged by the most boring, unaesthetic manlet hobbit in all of football and becomes an after-thought when he's unfairly compared against him in everything he does.

Not to mention, being snubbed by FIFA for multiple Ballon d'or's despite breaking all sorts of personal records.















By this ****ing guy (who probably cant even see over the steering wheel) -








Now you'd expect Ronny to get some peace of mind outside the pitch when he knows he's ballin, smashing quality vag when you compare someone of his stature to his arch-enemy.... but then the midget goes and does this





















































Long story short

Lionel Messi is a bully and everyone needs to leave Cristiano Ronaldo alone












He's only emotional because he keeps getting bullied by a midget and everyone else is turning the other cheek.


I want to give him a hug and tell him that everything will be ok.











And Barca/Real madrid fans...... Please, control feeling. The thread is just for a little bit of fun and they're both amazing players and we should be thankful to seeing two footballing Gods go head to head in our lifetime.





However my heart goes out to Ronny

[kyble]

he hasn't worked a day in his life

all genetics

[DrMarc]

Stylish as hell. Must be difficult being CR7.

[jrhodez]

lold at gif...

uuuggh think i'm gonna be siiick ooollllgghhh

[Owen220]

team ron checkin in

[baraaa]

he hasn't worked a day in his life

all genetics

Total crap.

Cristiano Ronaldo wasn't even seen as the most talented Portugues player prospect when he was in his teens.

[windclimber]

soccer*

[Crestbrahh]

plastic surgery/10

[Jeff203]

Cristiano's attitude is what ruins him.

[TerRyOsuLLivan]

Credit to his footballing talent, but he doesn't have style. He dresses exactly as you'd expect from an uncultured Portuguese peasant who's just been let loose in a downtown department store. And has the haircut to match.

[EnglishBadTeeth]

manlet supremacy/10

[SweetPotatoBrah]

Team Trayvon checking in

[bongowongo]

plastic surgery/10

He was a teenager.

























Then he matured. His life is the story of the ugly duckling who becomes a beautiful swan.

[Treme]

plastic surgery/10

No ****ing way.

[Rhythm825]

I care about soccer once every 4 years.

[Crestbrahh]

He was a teenager.

Then he matured. His life is the story of the ugly duckling who becomes a beautiful swan.

LOL he was past puberty and going into his 20's

and he did get his teeth and nose done for sure. who knows what else

[OMGAGIRL]

I thought this was a support group for people who have to live with the fact that they'll never measure up to him or have a fraction of the success he's had in life.

Leaving the thread in anger and disappointment...

[oButto]

Credit to his footballing talent, but he doesn't have style. He dresses exactly as you'd expect from an uncultured Portuguese peasant who's just been let loose in a downtown department store. And has the haircut to match.

What do YOU know about fashion?

Nothing.

[yoitspmart]

Messi's girl is better then Ronaldo's /thread

[bongowongo]

and he did get his teeth done for sure.

Will not try debate with such a strong username to post content ratio












But in all seriousness ... He probably must have done something, bracers, teeth whitening ... maybe even plastic surgery... But it's all worked well for him.

[collegeBBer]

in for noodz

[BIGToneE]

messi's wife... HNNNNNNGNSDJFhSDFSKDFSDBNF

[heynah]

But he still keeps getting upstaged by the most boring, unaesthetic manlet hobbit in all of football and becomes an after-thought when he's unfairly compared against him in everything he does.

Not to mention, being snubbed by FIFA for multiple Ballon d'or's despite breaking all sorts of personal records.















By this ****ing guy (who probably cant even see over the steering wheel) -








Now you'd expect Ronny to get some peace of mind outside the pitch when he knows he's ballin, smashing quality vag when you compare someone of his stature to his arch-enemy.... but then the midget goes and does this





















































Long story short

Lionel Messi is a bully and everyone needs to leave Cristiano Ronaldo alone












He's only emotional because he keeps getting bullied by a midget and everyone else is turning the other cheek.


I want to give him a hug and tell him that everything will be ok.











And Barca/Real madrid fans...... Please, control feeling. The thread is just for a little bit of fun and they're both amazing players and we should be thankful to seeing two footballing Gods go head to head in our lifetime.





However my heart goes out to Ronny

hahaha. 10/10 post

[jesuittiger]

He was a teenager.

























Then he matured. His life is the story of the ugly duckling who becomes a beautiful swan.

Nope, your face doesn't change shape like that in a few years.

[hsaconmymind]

Messi > ronaldo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kard]

Ibrahimović: "Messi is all talent, while Ronaldo is a product of much training"

[bobbobson]

plastic surgery/10

braces for sure but his nose just looks like that when his smilin



edit: he's like 16-17 in those pics dunno bout u guys but i looked like chit at 16

[bongowongo]

Messi's girl is better then Ronaldo's /thread

messi's wife... HNNNNNNGNSDJFhSDFSKDFSDBNF

I know right ... my 10/10. When will it be mine turn

[heynah]

Ibrahimović: "Messi is all talent, while Ronaldo is a product of much training"