Escort brahs get in here!!(link to pics)

[BadassMC]

So I've finally decided I'm gonna get an escort,and will be doing an incall( I go to her) on Tuesday. She is has good reviews reviews and stuff, so I'm pretty sure she is legit. I am a virgin and will lose it to her, I have already thought it through for a while now and think "****, might as well lose it to a 9/10!" and I have a few questions
What is the strongest beer? My plan is to quickly chug some alcohol right before I go to see her to rid me of some of my foreveralone jitters and really enjoy myself. but not so much that I'm sloppy and stuff, just so that I'm buzzing(I just chugged 2 12oz cans of steel reserver from my dads secret stash to see how I feel and i feel pretty good[havent eaten in a while and don't have drunk like only 4 times in the past year], and i feel it kinda, please excuse my bad typing and rambling)
How can I discreetly ask her if I shw is the "cum and done" type, or will she let me go as many times as I can in the time I pay for? I dont want to straight up ask sexy questions?
I had this thread planned out with a bunch of question, but I srs forgot them with those two beers lol, ima lightweight

THis is her pictures(inb4 "why u virus?")(no virus srs)

http://sexynclassy.com/ashleighpaige/gallery.htm




cliffs
-good strong alcohol to drink least amount before hand
-how to ask if she is 'msog'(google it) type
-more questions and answers as I remember them

[Kamehamebrah]

looks fine

[BadassMC]

thanks brah thats whit i think, it hink she look like a staight goddess(dead fkn srs)

[2fre5h]

your a virgin brah ,you not going to be banging her more then once

[I3elowAverage]

500 bucks for 30 seconds, seems good.

[thakurtis]

dude go be social and slay a few hood rats.... this chick will ruin you

[BadassMC]

brah, Ima nut like 6 times in 30 minutes if she allows it, ive been no fap for 28 days now,

[BadassMC]

What do you mean ruin(srs)?

[BadassMC]

500 bucks for 30 seconds, seems good.

lol its not 500 bucks, it's 250 for 30 mins(inb4fbi)

[BigJake4]

brah, Ima nut like 6 times in 30 minutes if she allows it, ive been no fap for 28 days now,

not sure if srs?

[MrGregory]

Brah, she is a hooker. Just straight up ask her, she will not mind.

My advice is get your moneys worth. Plan all the sh!t that you want to do, then do it.

If you have to lose it to a hooker then go and do it, its better than being a virgin.

Once you have had sex, you will realise it isnt a big deal.

[Pain69]

What do you mean ruin(srs)?

You'll never smash a hotter bish..

[bobbaklyn]

Just don't drink too much....alcohol gives you a limp penor...I'd say don't smash the escort but you obviously thought this through
and seem determined

[thedarkfnknight]

the escorts in my area look like sh*t. good luck OP

[thakurtis]

the best sex of your life, with the hottest chick youll ever have, all for your first time!? its only downhill man, you are going to turn into a regular customer because it will be an easy option

[BadassMC]

Brah, she is a hooker. Just straight up ask her, she will not mind.

My advice is get your moneys worth. Plan all the sh!t that you want to do, then do it.

If you have to lose it to a hooker then go and do it, its better than being a virgin.

Once you have had sex, you will realise it isnt a big deal.

bro, i dont have to have to lose it to a hooker, i could wait till i go to college in the fall, and lose it to a 5/10 i love, or a 6.5/10 party sloot, but I decided it would be cool to lose it to it 9/10 sloot, i srs don't think it's a big deal, i just wanna go abng a girl, and i dont really have any other oppurtunitys at the moment

[BadassMC]

not sure if srs?

dead fkn srs bruh

[andyfx]

Op do it !! She's hot just don't cry after!

[BadassMC]

Op do it !! Shes hot just don't cry after!

i seriously lold, ima rep you

[Oceanbreezeez]

OP do it !! She's smoking hot just don't cry after!

Doesn't matter had sex.

[packerfanfrommd]

I'm sorry brah but your pretty pathetic.

Step 1-Go socialize with girls
Step 2-Invite said girls out
Step 3-Get alcohol Involved
Step 4-???
Step 5-Profit

[MrGregory]

bro, i dont have to have to lose it to a hooker, i could wait till i go to college in the fall, and lose it to a 5/10 i love, or a 6.5/10 party sloot, but I decided it would be cool to lose it to it 9/10 sloot, i srs don't think it's a big deal, i just wanna go abng a girl, and i dont really have any other oppurtunitys at the moment

Go do it then, if you need a drink or two to get your confidence up then do it.

Remember, she will pretty much do what you want, shes only interested in $$$$ so do all the nasty shyt you wanna do.

Hopefully it should help you with your confidence knowing you can do it, and then go smash the college whores. Stay safe brah

[buyerofmtg]

bro, i dont have to have to lose it to a hooker, i could wait till i go to college in the fall, and lose it to a 5/10 i love, or a 6.5/10 party sloot, but I decided it would be cool to lose it to it 9/10 sloot, i srs don't think it's a big deal, i just wanna go abng a girl, and i dont really have any other oppurtunitys at the moment

yeah nbd that it's an escort (srs), but guys are right that once you get with a chick like this irl, every chick after them just isn't as good

[andyfx]

Serious though if your slamming a hooker I'd try and get viagra at least get you money worth! ruin her for a good couple hours .. . then she might even cry

[SJ19]

Seems legit

[reddevl]

Seriously just do it OP, as another poster said once its done you will come to notice that it wasn't a big deal. Good luck with your goals.

[BadassMC]

Serious though if your slamming a hooker I'd try and get viagra at least get you money worth! ruin her for a good couple hours .. . then she might even cry

found some horny goat weed type stuff in an obscure drawer of my house, and was planning on taking it(srs)

[stevematic]

get some viagra

[BadassMC]

I'm sorry brah but your pretty pathetic.

Step 1-Go socialize with girls
Step 2-Invite said girls out
Step 3-Get alcohol Involved
Step 4-???
Step 5-Profit

ay bro, fuk off, i literally dont have anywhere to get girls right now, go back to japan clubbin

[andyfx]

found some horny goat weed type stuff in an obscure drawer of my house, and was planning on taking it(srs)

Do it at least that way even if you do mess up early you can continue to plow her like a champion!