Dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask’s the teacher “How did that man get off the cross?” the Teacher replied “He never did” then the little girl argued “Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright”
HERE IS MY QUESTION..... why didnt jesus come down to the drunk father and talk to him to put down the gun???? i guess christ wouldnt score to high on an iq test..... or is this one of those "jesus works in mysterious ways" thing?
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05-10-2012, 07:34 PM #1Registered User
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why do all these jesus freaks keep blowing up my ******** with this story??
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05-10-2012, 07:36 PM #2Registered User
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you are trying to apply logic and reason to religion?
good luck with your getting nowhere goals in 2012...I START MY CUT TOMORROW...
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05-10-2012, 07:38 PM #3Methodological Naturalism
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It isn't true, OP. Have a good night.
　　
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05-10-2012, 07:39 PM #4Registered User
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christians hate reading the bible because its full of crazy nonsense so they make up feelgood copypastas instead lol
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05-10-2012, 07:39 PM #5Registered User
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nooooo.... wait your kidding right?????? you too buddyOriginally Posted by tk217
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05-10-2012, 07:39 PM #6
Post this on their walls, OP.
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05-10-2012, 07:41 PM #7Banned
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one of my best friends just died 2 weeks ago, at the memorial service his wife kept telling me god works in mysterious ways and that even though shes all alone right now raising their 2 year old son she knows god just has a "plan" and that heaven needed him more than she did, and more than i did
i fuking raged and said no god and no heaven needed my friend more than me and more than his 2 year old son and his wife. I dont get religion...
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05-10-2012, 07:42 PM #8Registered User
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Do not use logic on religious people. Many many many religious people are dumb as **** and will resort to personal insults to make themselves feel good.
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05-10-2012, 07:42 PM #9Registered User
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reppedOriginally Posted by ilocke
Post this on their walls, OP.
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05-10-2012, 07:43 PM #10Banned
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This. Seriously debating on becoming a bhuddist.Originally Posted by ilocke
Post this on their walls, OP.
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05-10-2012, 07:44 PM #11F.C. Porto
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05-10-2012, 07:47 PM #13Glow Supremacist
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Jesus' To-Do List for the 20th and 21st Centuries
-WWI? Nope
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-Hitler's Death Camps? Nope
-Vietnam? Nope
-Mass Murders/Death Cults? Nope
-9/11? Nope
-Random little American girls, Mexicans with VHS Camcorders, and taking shapes in potato chips?
PRIORITY
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05-10-2012, 07:47 PM #14Eli Manning Crew
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Because the father was a drunkard. Why would Jesus waste his time saving his drunk ass? The little girl and the world are both better off with him being dead.
I don't know about the mom but if she got shot first maybe it caught Jesus by surprise.~ Never Having Kids So Can Save Up For a 4K TV and a PLP Computer Setup Crew ~
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Like I give a f*ck.
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05-10-2012, 07:50 PM #16Manlet Pimp
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05-10-2012, 07:50 PM #17Registered User
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Originally Posted by Ecnewyx
because he is jesus.... the miracle worker.. i guess he lost his powers. he can only appear on toast now...
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05-10-2012, 07:51 PM #18¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Originally Posted by WhiskeyBent3
you didnt needed to destroy that girl's faith brah, what if that was her only support?
sometimes is better to keep the mouth shut
people need something to look up too, instead you guys are trying to bash you thoughs down people's throats...
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05-10-2012, 07:51 PM #19Banned
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Whoops wondered into the R/P section. Clicking back button
Sad how people have nothing better to do than tear down what helps others cope with life and tragedy. You need to believe there is something good and pure in existence in a world where people rape and murder, power is abused, everyone you look up to is really as fuked up as you (are you aware?). People are so down on religion yet its the foundation for many of society's staples like do not muder, do not commit aldutry or rape, dont steal, love your neighbor.
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05-10-2012, 07:54 PM #20Banned
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Maybe one of the cops looked like jesus, idk
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05-10-2012, 07:54 PM #21¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Originally Posted by Softworn
society is going down the drain cause of *******s like you, looking for someone to blame for everything, brb christians are responsable for the ****ty things our goverment is doing
*******s cant take responsability for what we have created? what we have done?
every world war was started by some government, yet society didnt do shiet to stop it... stop blaming god, stop blaming christians, and DO SOMETHING
EDIT: lol kunts be negging me for this, keep reading thread then negs are welcomeLast edited by randombrah1; 05-10-2012 at 08:50 PM.
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05-10-2012, 07:54 PM #22Registered User
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How much you wanna bet every single person who posted that is a wh0re?
The Jerk store called, they're running out of you!
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05-10-2012, 07:55 PM #23Banned
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he was my best friend, im not letting her tell me "heaven needed him more"Originally Posted by randombrah1
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05-10-2012, 07:55 PM #24Banned
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This is a very good quote, regardless of who it's from.Originally Posted by ilocke
Post this on their walls, OP.
It's basically just saying "Don't go off of blind faith for what you believe in"
Many, many people are guilty of this :/ Christians, Buddhists, atheists, etc...
The only part I don't agree with in that quote is "When you find anything that agrees with reason and etc etc, then accept it.."
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The logical fallacy is that the statue of Jesus was made by some sculptor from his own mental image (probably in the last 20-30 years). If the girl saw Jesus, it wouldn't match some random artists depiction of Jesus, which is simply a rendition at best.
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05-10-2012, 07:57 PM #26Methodological Naturalism
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He said when you find something prudent with reason that is beneficial - go with it -- not anything you agree with strong lack of reading comprehension.Originally Posted by ChristianBrah
Agnostic adeist Atheists don't have faith.
Perhaps Agnostic Deists atheists.　　
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05-10-2012, 07:57 PM #27
lyk dis if u cry ery tiem
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05-10-2012, 08:00 PM #28Registered User
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its 2012, the age of imaginary friends is over....Originally Posted by randombrah1
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I don't agree with what she said either :/Originally Posted by WhiskeyBent3
My father passed away last December actually, and I don't think "Heaven needed him more"
Heaven doesn't need anyone... I do believe by God's grace we are allowed into heaven through salvation.
If it makes you feel any better man, I believe if your friend is in heaven right now, he is the happiest he's ever been.
That's one way that I was able to cope with losing my father. He had been suffering from cancer for about a year and I didn't want him to have to suffer that pain anymore. If heaven is a place of eternal peace and joy, then I know my dad is finally at rest in paradise, and although i'm gonna miss him, i'm happy for him.
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lolwut strong reading comprehension....Originally Posted by randombrah1
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