who is better at..

[-=FLEX=-]

What is faster, a red car or a blue car?

Everyone knows Black cars are fastest.

(no wacist)

great..spout off one of my favorite songs why don't ya..

You're not qualified to post in this thread.

[themyth2009]

What is the difference between thin and fit and slightly chubby and overweight? 5lbs, 10lbs, 50lbs?

[latebloomingmom]

Everyone knows Black cars are fastest.

(no wacist)



You're not qualified to post in this thread.

no sh*t....here I'll cast my vote...all of em

[gray73]

What is faster, a red car or a blue car?

Neither.
The car with flames is faster.

[cozener]

there is no both option - you must choose

I refuse to choose as with any choice I will lose...whether they lift, eat right and properly snooze or lounge around, eat bon bons and communicate with moos.

(I tried really hard to work in the word "ooze" but I couldn't think of an angle)

great..spout off one of my favorite songs why don't ya..

This is more than a mere song to me. It's a mantra.

[thepowerwithin]

Remember my favorite?









My sig for quite a while:

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute
thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

Yup. Whenever it rained my grandma would tell me "Papa Dios esta llorando porque te estas portando mal."

Lightening meant he was real angry.

She's always pull out her rosary and start praying. I remember just hovering in a corner feeling so ashamed .

She's gone, but what a tortured soul she was.

[KeepItMoving]

I dated a girl in college who was an athlete. She played volleyball for the school and spent alot of time working out. She got it in her head that swallowing sperm gave her a competitive edge. She believed that ingesting it made her stronger, gave her more stamina, and helped her skin stay soft and smooth. She believed that she NEEDED to eat cum. She'd blow me, drain me, and then thank me as she was rushing out to practice! Who was I to argue? I'm a giver by nature.

She was 6'2" and weighed a solid 180#'s.

So, I'd say the girls that give the best head are the one's who believe that your juice is the fountain of youth.

[dbx]

I dated a girl in college who was an athlete. She played volleyball for the school and spent alot of time working out. She got it in her head that swallowing sperm gave her a competitive edge. She believed that ingesting it made her stronger, gave her more stamina, and helped her skin stay soft and smooth. She believed that she NEEDED to eat cum. She'd blow me, drain me, and then thank me as she was rushing out to practice! Who was I to argue? I'm a giver by nature.

She was 6'2" and weighed a solid 180#'s.

So, I'd say the girls that give the best head are the one's who believe that your juice is the fountain of youth.

Damn, Ron, for a conservative guy, that's a pretty...um...gratuitous and graphic account for a public posting. Just sayin'...

[cozener]

I was impressed.

[dbx]

I was impressed.

You're so easy

[gray73]

Me too.

[KeepItMoving]

Damn, Ron, for a conservative guy, that's a pretty...um...gratuitous and graphic account for a public posting. Just sayin'...

Yeah, I got a wood writing it...thinking of those days.

Thanks Coz. The funny thing is that I knew, even then, that I was living in a time period I'd NEVER be able to re-create. LOL!! Remember those days? Heck, if I'd have had half a clue, I'd have twice the memories!

I've thought about this thread a bit more...I gotta say that the fat girls rule here. Plus, they all have "such a pretty face" while they look up at you.

[dbx]

Yeah, I got a wood writing it...thinking of those days.

Understood, but I guess I try to be a bit more ...uh...sensitive when trying to describe such events. You know, like golf balls/hoses and chrome bumpers

[KeepItMoving]

Understood, but I guess I try to be a bit more ...uh...sensitive when trying to describe such events. You know, like golf balls/hoses and chrome bumpers

Understood. Still one of those areas where I can get pretty inappropriate pretty quickly! Just add alchohol and you've made instant a-hole!! LOL!!

[kjake55]

Understood, but I guess I try to be a bit more ...uh...sensitive when trying to describe such events. You know, like golf balls/hoses and chrome bumpers

Are you really trying to be PC in a thread about BJ's?

[dbx]

Understood. Still one of those areas where I can get pretty inappropriate pretty quickly! Just add alchohol and you've made instant a-hole!! LOL!!

I wouldn't know anything about that

[dbx]

Are you really trying to be PC in a thread about BJ's?

Only ones where fat women are mentioned.

[SP1966]

Only ones where fat women are mentioned.

Nobody said a word about fat women, only chubby ones.

[dbx]

Nobody said a word about fat women, only chubby ones.

Being PC again?



























I would have chosen, "pleasantly plump".

[SP1966]

Being PC again?



I would have chosen, "pleasantly plump".

Well, you know what they say about pleasantly plump women and mopeds?

[dbx]

Well, you know what they say about pleasantly plump women and mopeds?

Yep. Both fun to ride.....

























Until your friends see you on them

[MontyMagpie]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink tor****

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink tor****

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

[themyth2009]

Yeah, I got a wood writing it...thinking of those days.

Thanks Coz. The funny thing is that I knew, even then, that I was living in a time period I'd NEVER be able to re-create. LOL!! Remember those days? Heck, if I'd have had half a clue, I'd have twice the memories!

I've thought about this thread a bit more...I gotta say that the fat girls rule here. Plus, they all have "such a pretty face" while they look up at you.

Never say never...it is different world today and well an easy one.

[phikappa]