New Gay Thread - Part 5

[Fang2]

Hello.

[MenStraight]

Hope everyone had a great Easter Weekend, Passover, or just plain old weekend I took a que from Jesus and gave some of my body for sexual nourishment I hope everyone found their eggs

[Misti]

Hope everyone had a great Easter Weekend, Passover, or just plain old weekend I took a que from Jesus and gave some of my body for sexual nourishment I hope everyone found their eggs

diasapeers after propping up some bar and crawls out from the rock he`s been hiding under three days later.

[bhujerban]

Hope everyone had a great Easter Weekend, Passover, or just plain old weekend I took a que from Jesus and gave some of my body for sexual nourishment I hope everyone found their eggs

You dirty ****!

...haven't had sex in 5 months...

[MenStraight]

You dirty ****!

...haven't had sex in 5 months...

Even with your hand?

[MenStraight]

diasapeers after propping up some bar and crawls out from the rock he`s been hiding under three days later.

I guess that counts as a res-erection...right?

[Misti]

I guess that counts as a res-erection...right?

No just 1 hell of a bender.

[bhujerban]

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Even with your hand?

No, that I can do. But it's not very fulfilling. So much better with a person.

[Misti]

No, that I can do. But it's not very fulfilling. So much better with a person.

Doing it wrong.

[MenStraight]

Doing it wrong.

Yeah, so you must practice until you get it right.

[bhujerban]

Doing it wrong.

Sotry of my life.

I don't like a mess. And trust me, there's a LOT of it!

[Misti]

Sotry of my life.

I don't like a mess. And trust me, there's a LOT of it!

Jerby big balls. Pics or it didnt happen.

[MenStraight]

Nuts ahoyyyy!

[broad.stance]

Sotry of my life.

I don't like a mess. And trust me, there's a LOT of it!

[bhujerban]

^^^lol, it's something like that.

You are not getting my pics of my balls. I will not take them out to show you.

[MenStraight]

^^^lol, it's something like that.

You are not getting my pics of my balls. I will not take them out to show you.

ball teaser!!

[CBlackJack]

lol topic looking salty

[bhujerban]

Had a first date last night. Went pretty well - he says I'm eccentric and intriguing and very cute. The only downside is his allergy to cats, and I can't give up my pussy. We talked a lot, shared a lot, he paid a lot. Don't know if I'll ever see him again.

And I've washed my hands of the local poof bar. I don't need that sh*t hole of a gay bar to be accepted in this community. That wacko dude can go f*ck himself with a cactus.

[steve7070]

im deployed military...message me i like to chat

So this is the "new gay thread." I'm almost 40, so where is the old gay thread. haa haa

I'm new here and lookin' around and this thread looks like fun. Unfortunately I don't do glitter. I prefer tools, motorcycles, bad puns and meditation. I could throw up some left over bolts mixed with sawdust though. I love fixing and building things. Apparently I got into the wrong line when God was giving out the spin and fluff.

I turn 40 in July and am tired of being weak, stiff and sore and generally not feeling so robust. I did several months of Pilaties and the last six weeks of pretty intense cardio and lifting, plus Pilates, almost everyday with nice results. I can do seven pull ups more than the 0 pull ups I could do when I started. During my late 20s I was on the masters swim team and was uber fit and always recall how nice life was back then when I could swim 10 miles a week. Apparently Ruffles and tumblers of whole milk and Oreo cookies is not a replacement for swimming. So I am returning to a fitness oriented lifestyle so that this body that I live in is a pleasant vehicle to roll around the world in...

I just started Insanity today to try something different from gobs of lifting. I didn't have a heart attack, which I take as a good sign. But my legs are down there saying *explicitaves deleted* what the hell do you thing you're doing??!!!"

I'm interested in what people do for nutrition to get lean and strong?? Got a favorite smoothie (other than certain male persons...)

I , just wanted to say hello ! and introduce myself to you my name is Steve

[bhujerban]

Welcome, Steve.

[chochua]

This threads needs more twirling!

(I had a great twirling animated gif that I can't post until I get it up... to 50)

Oh and hello Jorge here. I had not spent much time browsing through all the sub forums here, and always thought being gay on here was a faux pas. Glad to see all those No Homo brah posts are balanced with glitter and ball talk.

[bhujerban]

Hello Jorge. I'm willing to bet that at least half the misc is gay and just don't want to admit it. They are SO concerned with image. Come to think of it, so are we!

[chochua]

LOL. True.

Also, what is it with a lot of members being so afraid to show their face (and I don't mean in the gay thread, it's everywhere on the forum)? I've had public profiles for a long time and I'm ok with the internets knowing who I am. It's weird to see headless torsos all the time, feels like I'm looking at a bad version of Grindr.

[MenStraight]

LOL. True.

Also, what is it with a lot of members being so afraid to show their face (and I don't mean in the gay thread, it's everywhere on the forum)? I've had public profiles for a long time and I'm ok with the internets knowing who I am. It's weird to see headless torsos all the time, feels like I'm looking at a bad version of Grindr.

That's because they are UGLY!

[chochua]

That's because they are UGLY!

HAHA that was my alternative thought

[Rizing42]

That's because they are UGLY!

my experience 95% of the time with meeting them -__-

[chochua]

my experience 95% of the time with meeting them -__-

Don't you ask for a face pic before meeting? :P

[Rizing42]

Don't you ask for a face pic before meeting? :P

I get that. and then I meet them in person, and somehow.......... they look WORSE than their pics. I often feel ashamed

[chochua]

I get that. and then I meet them in person, and somehow.......... they look WORSE than their pics. I often feel ashamed

LOL, yeah that sounds about right.

[broad.stance]

Hello Jorge. I'm willing to bet that at least half the misc is gay and just don't want to admit it. They are SO concerned with image. Come to think of it, so are we!

I get that. and then I meet them in person, and somehow.......... they look WORSE than their pics. I often feel ashamed

It is common for people to want to have the most flattering presentation of themselves online, but why would you feel ashamed if they don't live up to the expectation?