***United States Air Force thread pt. 4 Still Droppin bombs on your a$$***SRS

[poisyn]

TFW need to pass two PT tests... one including 3 mile run

[Vaen]

THIS. I LOATHE running. I have a running joke (no pun intended, honestly) that I only run twice a year...PT test (no 90. feelsbadman). Running is overrated. But I have no sympathy for people who fail their test. I understand there's some with certain circumstances, but if you're just fat and lazy, GTFO.

Who remembers the bike test? Oh man.

So much this. I tell people the same thing.
Luckily never had to do the bike test. My supervisor has a permanent running waiver (bad knees) and he failed his walk test. Not because he was out of shape, he failed because his HR rate was too high. He actually did the walk a full minute faster than the year previous.

lol i passed pt test at 5'10 245 lbs 36" waist maxed out pushups and situps and had a 12:30 run. if you fail... then wow. not you ^^^ but others. i dont run ever. never ever. and i see 150lb guys failing the run.

This, had an Airmen fail the test last year, he was 22 y/o maybe 140/150lbs. maxed p/u, s/u and AC. Ran a 16 min 1 1/2. w. t. f.

Mr. Heesuk S. Dik
PACAF

serious

luld, but you fraudin, he aint in the global. will call his cousin ho lee fuk to confirm.

I met a "Captain Hook" today. What are some funny name combos you've seen?

Actually just happened yesterday, got an email from someone named TSgt Shat (spelled wrong for privacy, same pronunciation).

on the topic of pt test...
just failed mine, my first fail, legs were locked up.. ran a 1340 talk about shet went from a 1200 to 1340 pretty upset with my self.

oh lawd, pepper your angus for DOS rollback.

in all srsness though, it isn't too big a deal, unless your EPR is coming up very soon.

[poisyn]

Back in the day there was a Maj Hot Dog in the GAL, still might be there

[hindes204]

There used to be two Col. Sanders in the global, not sure if they're still there

I've also met a Sergeant Sergeant, a Sergeant Major, and a Captain Sergeant

[usafcolt]

Anyone have BTZ package I could reference? All these Airmen and I've never written a BTZ. I understand it's a 1206, but a reference would be appreciated if no one minds...

[SariMcat]

curious to know if anyone ITT has dropped a bomb before?

[F2.]

curious to know if anyone ITT has dropped a bomb before?

couple TACP guys in here, so there is a pretty decent chance of it.

Speaking of dropping bombs, I talked to a sensor operator the other day, and he completely sold me on it. If I end up stay in for the full 20 I will definitely xtrain to that. Lot's of bad@ss stories+ I'd stay on flight status, while being at home all the time.

[Vaen]

There used to be two Col. Sanders in the global, not sure if they're still there

I've also met a Sergeant Sergeant, a Sergeant Major, and a Captain Sergeant

There was an A1C Sergeant at my first base, dude was a total douche, the kind of guy no one wanted to be around. He got caught with some questionable pr0n in the desert and was also caught selling computer components to people. When it came time for his security clearance interview I told the investigator to never give that guy a clearance (required just to be in our AFSC). He got kicked out shortly after doing 30 days CC in Ramstein. Even better, he had the Air Force logo tattooed on his arm. lulz.

Anyone have BTZ package I could reference? All these Airmen and I've never written a BTZ. I understand it's a 1206, but a reference would be appreciated if no one minds...

I don't have a copy of the only BTZ package I've done, but I'd be willing to help a brother out, PM me, since we're in the same base/timezone.

I can send you a quarterly award I just did that won.



Edit: Lulzing so hard at this bish: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1142443803
She's been in the Marines for about 5 minutes and has it all figured out I guess.

[phoenixr2]

Still trying to get in. Recruiter wasnt familiar with measuring protocols for tattoos. Said it looked very close to going over the acceptable amount. (25% of body part exposed?) Wish me luck, I am going back to have another recruiter tape it later and tell me for sure.

[combatdepth]

Posted in marine ETS thread lol.

[combatdepth]

curious to know if anyone ITT has dropped a bomb before?

I'm sure you'd like to know.

[combatdepth]

couple TACP guys in here, so there is a pretty decent chance of it.

Speaking of dropping bombs, I talked to a sensor operator the other day, and he completely sold me on it. If I end up stay in for the full 20 I will definitely xtrain to that. Lot's of bad@ss stories+ I'd stay on flight status, while being at home all the time.

Sensor operators can be some srs *******s (usually the brand new ones)

Brb cocky, think they're fukin maverick or something.

[SpiteTheOdds]

Sensor operators can be some srs *******s (usually the brand new ones)

Brb cocky, think they're fukin maverick or something.

This. BTW, TACPs don't drop bombs. TACPs are a bunch of *******s. Only CCT drops bombs. SOWT, PJs, and EOD are all *******s too.

[cphustla]

oh lawd, pepper your angus for DOS rollback.

in all srsness though, it isn't too big a deal, unless your EPR is coming up very soon.

epr closed out a few months ago... hoping it wont be affected

You guys need to hold yourself to a higher standard physically. I know not everyone is meant to be a marathon runner or go in the gym and throw around weight all day... But you are in the United States Military...

lol.... im not fat... my bro's stats are on this account, im a manlet 5'4 130lbs i dont have the biggest strides in running, short legs.. and i was sick as a fuc 3 days prior because of the flu shot, i passed everything else..

talking about higher standards.. everyone in a government position/job should be fit, our police force is disgusting, when people come to the USA they will see a police officer before they will ever see an airmen,marine,sailor or soldier most of the time.

[Muddschell]

curious to know if anyone ITT has dropped a bomb before?

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[F2.]

Brb cocky, think they're fukin maverick or something.

Sounds like all other aircrew jobs haha

[SDFlip]

luld, but you fraudin, he aint in the global. will call his cousin ho lee fuk to confirm.

sorry, it's actually Dong. Heesuk S. Dong

There used to be two Col. Sanders in the global, not sure if they're still there

I've also met a Sergeant Sergeant, a Sergeant Major, and a Captain Sergeant

she was that NCOA instructor! someone at the shop i'm going to is SSgt Senior.... when i read the email i was like WTF

[JetLife]

This. BTW, TACPs don't drop bombs. TACPs are a bunch of *******s. Only CCT drops bombs. SOWT, PJs, and EOD are all *******s too.

[combatdepth]

U Unaware?

[chrsschb]

There used to be two Col. Sanders in the global, not sure if they're still there

I've also met a Sergeant Sergeant, a Sergeant Major, and a Captain Sergeant

lol, I was deployed with some Army chick named Major. She was a Sergeant.

This. BTW, TACPs don't drop bombs. TACPs are a bunch of *******s. Only CCT drops bombs. SOWT, PJs, and EOD are all *******s too.

CCT spotted.

[SpiteTheOdds]

[kleenguard]

I met a "Captain Hook" today. What are some funny name combos you've seen?

Capt. Dickinsheets
A1C Coochi
Col. Sanders
Hilario Douche

all back in 2005 when i was looking funny names on global

[Vaen]

CCT spotted.

STO likes to keep us guessing, but I'm pretty sure he's SOWT, judging from his subtle recruiting posts to randoms in these threads.

Still trying to get in. Recruiter wasnt familiar with measuring protocols for tattoos. Said it looked very close to going over the acceptable amount. (25% of body part exposed?) Wish me luck, I am going back to have another recruiter tape it later and tell me for sure.

Where is the tattoo located?

Also, what are some funny call signs y'all have seen? Here are some that I remember:

"Magic" last name Marker (full bird)
"O.J." stands for open junk, funny story about having holy shorts while playing dodge ball, did not end well.
"BFM" - Big Fuking Melon
"Pink" last name Hunt (later ruined when she got married)
"Leno" dude looked just like him, even drove a classic mustang with the license plate being the same name
"ALEC" Alabama Lesbian Eye Candy - Chick got free drinks all night from a lesbian during ASPC
"Flanders" Old supervisor, had a haircut and mustache just like Ned Flanders
"Large" for his taste in women, said his limit was 350 (srs), currently married to whale

Got some more, but will wait to see what you guys have.

[chrsschb]

STO likes to keep us guessing, but I'm pretty sure he's SOWT, judging from his subtle recruiting posts to randoms in these threads.

Fair enough

Also, what are some funny call signs y'all have seen? Here are some that I remember:

"Large" for his taste in women, said his limit was 350 (srs), currently married to whale

No call signs in my ****gy jobs but this does remind of a recent Bruce Bruce standup show I went too where he was talking about his skinny as fuk friend who's limit is 350...












...and over.

[cphustla]

lol.... im not fat... my bro's stats are on this account....

Lol, already talked to my bro about this. I rarely ever run, just lift heavy and I always average between a 9-10:30 run depending on how early I start preparing.. and all I do to prepare is stop lifting and only do cardio for 2 weeks every day prior to the test. I don't think I've ever got below a 93% on this test, except once during a practice one, my breathing technique was bad, I had bulked 15lbs and my legs locked up because I was not breathing heavy enough.. I was still used to light breathing from when I was lighter. If that makes sense.

Funniest name I have seen is Major Wood... and then of course some of the filipino guys got crazy names.

[NC_RudeBoi]

OH YEAH GUYS!!!!

I'm Reporting from the sand box. how's everyone doing?

[awkwardvirgin]

Sensor operators can be some srs *******s (usually the brand new ones)

Brb cocky, think they're fukin maverick or something.

I just got a slot for this, 1u0. ill be leaving mid jan. I swear ill wreck your cheeky lil kunt if you say one more word.

do it, I dare you


I was also considering attempting sere, once the recruiter lets me take the past

OH YEAH GUYS!!!!

I'm Reporting from the sand box. how's everyone doing?

pls, stay safe

[combatdepth]

I just got a slot for this, 1u0. ill be leaving mid jan. I swear ill wreck your cheeky lil kunt if you say one more word.

do it, I dare you


I was also considering attempting sere, once the recruiter lets me take the past



pls, stay safe

Username is awkwardvirgin on a 90% male web forum. Sounds like you'll fit in as a sensor operator.

Now wreck me, ever so wise DEPr.

[F2.]

I just got a slot for this, 1u0. ill be leaving mid jan. I swear ill wreck your cheeky lil kunt if you say one more word.

How does it feel to know that you are the red headed step child of the aircrew world? You'll never know the true joys of being aircrew.

What kind of degrees is everyone pursuing? I've been shopping around, and you don't exactly have many options with online schools. Thinking either some form of IT or Business Management in Logistics/Chain Supply. I also just kind of want to go with some bullshiz degree, and then fully utilize the GI Bill if I choose to get out.

[JetLife]

How does it feel to know that you are the red headed step child of the aircrew world? You'll never know the true joys of being aircrew.

What kind of degrees is everyone pursuing? I've been shopping around, and you don't exactly have many options with online schools. Thinking either some form of IT or Business Management in Logistics/Chain Supply. I also just kind of want to go with some bullshiz degree, and then fully utilize the GI Bill if I choose to get out.

Exercise Science degree from AMU checking in. Luckily the Education Center out here isn't closed due to what's been going on, so I plan on taking advantage of as many CLEP's as I can. I'm still a lil' salty that my TA is canceled for a class that starts on Monday, after the paperwork was all done and it was accepted.