I truly believe Zyzz died for our sins.

[Alfha]

Oh so he didn't die from abusing his body with drugs and AAS?

No, steroids didn't kill him brah.
You'll see *******s say that he died in a sauna, that it was the steroids, it was the coke, that it was a congenital heart condition; they're all lies. Have you seen Zyzz's physique pics lately? He was beautiful, gorgeous, inspiring: or simply put... he was aesthetic. He was the definition of aesthetic. Lettuce be cereal, and I'm going to type this as sober as possible: if you fap (and cum) to Zyzz, it's not gay at all, you don't have to use the "no homo" tag because it's a given. You would be fapping and cumming at beauty. Beauty, aesthetics, that transcends gender. Aesthetics that transcend gender and sexuality. As I'm saying this, you might want to scroll and look for a pics of Zyzz, you might probably have them in your mind right now, go ahead, you know you want to fap bro. Don't feel guilty because of it, it doesn't make you a homo, it makes you human, human that is appreciating in the best way one can the ultimate, godly aesthetics.

Now, I'm not a fanboy, I'm not a nuthugger. I'm a mirer. You are a mirer too. Haters are mirers, everyone mires Zyzz. Lettuce ketchup to real tee and bee cereal: there are no real Zyzz haters. No one hates Zyzz. People hate the fanboys, the nuthuggers, *******s that don't even lift that reference him as their hero. They hate on people that try to profit on him. They hate the attention he gets, they're mad jelly of him. But we all mire Zyzz, and always will.

Now, to answer your question. He isn't even dead brah.
As I said, the best way to describe him is "Aesthetic". HE DEFINES the word. A word doesn't die.
What happened to him then? Laws of Physics brah. Remember he mentioned he was going to "Arnold Status"? He was becoming more TOO aesthetic. He became too aesthetic. He had to change dimensions: go to heaven, mount olympus . . . however you want to call it. He is now in a place where he can continue to exceed the word "aesthetic". Just imagine the possibilities, and by the way, that's all you can do, IMAGINE. Because a human, mortal, mind is too minuscule to really grasp the aesthetic level of beauty he is now at in Mount Olympus. Aesthetic isn't the word anymore: there is no way to describe his aesthetics now.

Now that I answered your question, let me add something.
He "died" for us brah. He showed us the way to aesthetics, he wanted all of us to be Aesthetic and lol. That extra strength you feel when you thought you couldn't lift anymore? Zyzz is spotting you. That extra bumps you're giving your gf while sexing her? That's Zyzz trolling you and phucking your sloot. That urge you get to dance and bishes be mirin'? That's Zyzz showing you the way. That sexy mofo you see in the mirror? That's not Zyzz, that's you bro... but Zyzz is right behind you, and he's smiling: he's proud of you, he's proud of your aesthetics. Don't worry brah, Zyzz has your back. And he wants you to become Aesthetic.




Yes, everyone has a little bit of Zyzz in them. He didn't mean that in the sense that you had "him". He meant that you had the aesthetics, the lulz, the trolling, the intelligence, the charisma: Zyzz. You have it, make that Zyzz in you grow.
And one day we will join him in Mount Olympus. But not yet, not yet.

[BTC1556]

I know I will sound like a nuthugger, but that prayer was a work of genius. I have a hard time believing OP made it up though.

[ZzBrahh]

lmao.

[MushuMiles]

Easter bunny is to jesus as coal man is to zyzz. coal man come gimme some eggs brah no homo

[sling787]

No, steroids didn't kill him brah.
You'll see *******s say that he died in a sauna, that it was the steroids, it was the coke, that it was a congenital heart condition; they're all lies. Have you seen Zyzz's physique pics lately? He was beautiful, gorgeous, inspiring: or simply put... he was aesthetic. He was the definition of aesthetic. Lettuce be cereal, and I'm going to type this as sober as possible: if you fap (and cum) to Zyzz, it's not gay at all, you don't have to use the "no homo" tag because it's a given. You would be fapping and cumming at beauty. Beauty, aesthetics, that transcends gender. Aesthetics that transcend gender and sexuality. As I'm saying this, you might want to scroll and look for a pics of Zyzz, you might probably have them in your mind right now, go ahead, you know you want to fap bro. Don't feel guilty because of it, it doesn't make you a homo, it makes you human, human that is appreciating in the best way one can the ultimate, godly aesthetics.

Now, I'm not a fanboy, I'm not a nuthugger. I'm a mirer. You are a mirer too. Haters are mirers, everyone mires Zyzz. Lettuce ketchup to real tee and bee cereal: there are no real Zyzz haters. No one hates Zyzz. People hate the fanboys, the nuthuggers, *******s that don't even lift that reference him as their hero. They hate on people that try to profit on him. They hate the attention he gets, they're mad jelly of him. But we all mire Zyzz, and always will.

Now, to answer your question. He isn't even dead brah.
As I said, the best way to describe him is "Aesthetic". HE DEFINES the word. A word doesn't die.
What happened to him then? Laws of Physics brah. Remember he mentioned he was going to "Arnold Status"? He was becoming more TOO aesthetic. He became too aesthetic. He had to change dimensions: go to heaven, mount olympus . . . however you want to call it. He is now in a place where he can continue to exceed the word "aesthetic". Just imagine the possibilities, and by the way, that's all you can do, IMAGINE. Because a human, mortal, mind is too minuscule to really grasp the aesthetic level of beauty he is now at in Mount Olympus. Aesthetic isn't the word anymore: there is no way to describe his aesthetics now.

Now that I answered your question, let me add something.
He "died" for us brah. He showed us the way to aesthetics, he wanted all of us to be Aesthetic and lol. That extra strength you feel when you thought you couldn't lift anymore? Zyzz is spotting you. That extra bumps you're giving your gf while sexing her? That's Zyzz trolling you and phucking your sloot. That urge you get to dance and bishes be mirin'? That's Zyzz showing you the way. That sexy mofo you see in the mirror? That's not Zyzz, that's you bro... but Zyzz is right behind you, and he's smiling: he's proud of you, he's proud of your aesthetics. Don't worry brah, Zyzz has your back. And he wants you to become Aesthetic.




Yes, everyone has a little bit of Zyzz in them. He didn't mean that in the sense that you had "him". He meant that you had the aesthetics, the lulz, the trolling, the intelligence, the charisma: Zyzz. You have it, make that Zyzz in you grow.
And one day we will join him in Mount Olympus. But not yet, not yet.

Simply beautiful

[Come at me bro]

Sup brahhs

[SpartanJordan]

you are by far the coolest mod

did you ever cop hate from lunatic the butt mad hater?

[UkShredded]

Don't mind me just entering and saying my prayers


Our Father, who art on Olympus
Zyzz be thy name
Thy aesthetics come.
Thy training will be done at home, as it is done in the gym.
Give us this day our daily protein
And forgive us from cheat meals
As we forgive our haters.
And lead us not into plateau, but deliver us the LOLZ

For MISC is your Kingdom.
And the reps and the negs
For ever and ever

Fuarken.

[Mitttch]

I am actually going to say this prayer infront of my family for our easter sunday meal

[orangebrah]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKK

[joblank]

Dont really see many mods make posts as hilarious as this

well done (no rep beg)

[NARMAK]

[skatestraight]

Dont really see many mods make posts as hilarious as this

well done (no rep beg)

nut hugging *******





and worst thread of 2012 nominee right here

[YourBrah]

Aesthetics of Peace

[rotunda]

No, steroids didn't kill him brah.
You'll see *******s say that he died in a sauna, that it was the steroids, it was the coke, that it was a congenital heart condition; they're all lies. Have you seen Zyzz's physique pics lately? He was beautiful, gorgeous, inspiring: or simply put... he was aesthetic. He was the definition of aesthetic. Lettuce be cereal, and I'm going to type this as sober as possible: if you fap (and cum) to Zyzz, it's not gay at all, you don't have to use the "no homo" tag because it's a given. You would be fapping and cumming at beauty. Beauty, aesthetics, that transcends gender. Aesthetics that transcend gender and sexuality. As I'm saying this, you might want to scroll and look for a pics of Zyzz, you might probably have them in your mind right now, go ahead, you know you want to fap bro. Don't feel guilty because of it, it doesn't make you a homo, it makes you human, human that is appreciating in the best way one can the ultimate, godly aesthetics.

Now, I'm not a fanboy, I'm not a nuthugger. I'm a mirer. You are a mirer too. Haters are mirers, everyone mires Zyzz. Lettuce ketchup to real tee and bee cereal: there are no real Zyzz haters. No one hates Zyzz. People hate the fanboys, the nuthuggers, *******s that don't even lift that reference him as their hero. They hate on people that try to profit on him. They hate the attention he gets, they're mad jelly of him. But we all mire Zyzz, and always will.

Now, to answer your question. He isn't even dead brah.
As I said, the best way to describe him is "Aesthetic". HE DEFINES the word. A word doesn't die.
What happened to him then? Laws of Physics brah. Remember he mentioned he was going to "Arnold Status"? He was becoming more TOO aesthetic. He became too aesthetic. He had to change dimensions: go to heaven, mount olympus . . . however you want to call it. He is now in a place where he can continue to exceed the word "aesthetic". Just imagine the possibilities, and by the way, that's all you can do, IMAGINE. Because a human, mortal, mind is too minuscule to really grasp the aesthetic level of beauty he is now at in Mount Olympus. Aesthetic isn't the word anymore: there is no way to describe his aesthetics now.

Now that I answered your question, let me add something.
He "died" for us brah. He showed us the way to aesthetics, he wanted all of us to be Aesthetic and lol. That extra strength you feel when you thought you couldn't lift anymore? Zyzz is spotting you. That extra bumps you're giving your gf while sexing her? That's Zyzz trolling you and phucking your sloot. That urge you get to dance and bishes be mirin'? That's Zyzz showing you the way. That sexy mofo you see in the mirror? That's not Zyzz, that's you bro... but Zyzz is right behind you, and he's smiling: he's proud of you, he's proud of your aesthetics. Don't worry brah, Zyzz has your back. And he wants you to become Aesthetic.




Yes, everyone has a little bit of Zyzz in them. He didn't mean that in the sense that you had "him". He meant that you had the aesthetics, the lulz, the trolling, the intelligence, the charisma: Zyzz. You have it, make that Zyzz in you grow.
And one day we will join him in Mount Olympus. But not yet, not yet.

Its beautiful..

[ArmstrongBrah]

lol'd

someone should make this a desktop wallpaper somehow

[llahhsoj]

Was going to neg before I saw it was a mod.

[babbagandu]

I, for one, welcome my Zyzz overlord. I wrote us this prayer brahs:


Our Father, who art on Olympus
Zyzz be thy name
Thy aesthetics come.
Thy training will be done at home, as it is done in the gym.
Give us this day our daily protein
And forgive us from cheat meals
As we forgive our haters.
And lead us not into plateau, but deliver us the LOLZ

For MISC is your Kingdom.
And the reps and the negs
For ever and ever

Fuark/Amen.

the title of this post made me lol so hard that I opened just to rep you.

[NVious]

Zyzz didn't die for our sins, he died for our gains you idiots!

[Amrit90]

inb4 everyone but OP gets negged by the haters. Pretty gay still OP.

[UkShredded]

Was going to neg before I saw it was a mod.

pussy

[bilaba70]

It's COAL MAN! Hey man, how ya doin? Happy Easter btw!

I read your sticky in the R/H-section from start to finish. GJCM!

[Rarity]

I don't want your phucking reps coalman

[EnglishAsian]

I, for one, welcome my Zyzz overlord. I wrote us this prayer brahs:




Our Father, who art on Olympus
Zyzz be thy name
Thy aesthetics come.
Thy training will be done at home, as it is done in the gym.
Give us this day our daily protein
And forgive us from cheat meals
As we forgive our haters.
And lead us not into plateau, but deliver us the LOLZ

For MISC is your Kingdom.
And the reps and the negs
For ever and ever

Fuark/Amen.

OP IS A LEGEND. Brb memorising the 'Zyzz' Prayer.

[IrishLifterLad]

You may be gone,but your not forgotten brother, Carrying on the legacy to keep the aesthetics alive.

One day We'll all meet on Mt Olympus!

[joblank]

nut hugging *******





and worst thread of 2012 nominee right here

neg me *******, I dare you

[Hnnggh]

Ohai der Coal man

[NARMAK]

I, for one, welcome my Zyzz overlord. I wrote us this prayer brahs:




Our Father, who art on Olympus
Zyzz be thy name
Thy aesthetics come.
Thy training will be done at home, as it is done in the gym.
Give us this day our daily protein
And forgive us from cheat meals
As we forgive our haters.
And lead us not into plateau, but deliver us the LOLZ

For MISC is your Kingdom.
And the reps and the negs
For ever and ever

Fuark/Amen.

[superlowtestbra]

Funny how you never see haters when a mod makes a Zyzz thread. Fuking sad kunts.

@ coalman have you done an IP check on zyzz's account? if i remember correctly he said he had a second account.. should be intredasting

[K1NGG]

Klaus>zyzz