what is the best response(s) for "i have a boyfriend"?

[orangetide]

bish dont even think you can pull that

[RecycleBrah]

Just because theres a lid on a recycle bin doesnt mean you can't pick it up and toss it, OP.

So what you do is you pick it up and toss your junk in the bin if you know what I mean.

[raven1222]

just because soccer has a goal keeper doesn't mean you cant score

[Ghalex]

>and i have a math test on monday

>wat

>i thought we were listing things we will cheat on

[balkp]

Just because theres a lid on a recycle bin doesnt mean you can't pick it up and toss it, OP.

You: I have size 10 feet (example..make somethin up)

Her: What?

You: Oh I thought we were sharing things that didn't matter.

Edit: Bullseye ^^^^

[Impudent]

Thats unfortunate
Laugh and say she's missing out
Etc

The point is to genuinely not give a single **** and make sure she understands that

[FatZillllla]

Her: I have a bf
you: "me too"

[ShNiGG]

Just do this

[jxm26]

"so do i"


edit:

Her: I have a bf
you: "me too"

fucking wizard

[ImpressiveGainz]

Every girl worth pursuing has a boyfriend. The best response is, "I don't want to be your friend."

[PatTheK]

>and i have a math test on monday

>wat

>i thought we were listing things we will cheat on

THIS!

also, 'i have a toaster'

'what'

'i thought we were talking about things that dont matter'


EDIT: already been said

[Callous]

"want two?"

[ca293511]

She can't have a boyfriend if he's dead. Nom sayin?

[Sinergy2010]

Just move on like nothing happened.. There are women every where, you will find another or two.. Besides you prolly dont wanna deal with her bs anyways.

[rnaco]

this has worked for me :

"Who said anything about boyfriends or girlfriends? i just wanna grab a drink! SLOW DOWN!"

[cuminmeson]

"Woah that's a bit forward, how about you give me your number first"

[k1ckstand]

"You look like the type of girl who could use two"

[asianguyyo]

you back off because karma

[ElNinoNine]

just because soccer has a goal keeper doesn't mean you cant score

wut

[MiscMan7]

just because soccer has a goal keeper doesn't mean you cant score

this.

[sadeem28]

No need to thank me.. just helping a brah out...

[orangetide]

You: I have size 10 feet (example..make somethin up)

Her: What?

You: Oh I thought we were sharing things that didn't matter.

genius

[MURedHawk235]

Here are three acceptable responses:


1.) You: I have a test in a few days
Her: huh?
You: oh i thought we were saying things we were going to cheat on

2.) I didn't ask you about your problems

3.) So what's it like being in a perfect relationship
If it's a ****ty one she will start thinking about how it actually isn't and you swoop in

[strongecto]

the best response is to walk away and find another girl you ****ing *******

and lol at people who think using any variant of the 'oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter' line is actually smooth

[brobro916]

Hes not your boyfriend if hes dead nomsayin??

[aekest]

Just because theres a lid on a recycle bin doesnt mean you can't pick it up and toss it, OP.

So what you do is you pick it up and toss your junk in the bin if you know what I mean.

Just read 3 of your threads. LMAOing at your posted content to username ratio. Repped.

[criminal_manne]

tell her "boyfriends are speedbumps, not road blocks"

[jjosephs]

At this point you want to gauge how serious the relationship is. You determine this by asking the question below:

"So, how long have you been together?"

Just because chicks say they have a bf doesn't mean they're unavailable. It just means you'll have to creep on the down-low (if she's showing signs of interest).

Usually, responses go like this:

1. A few weeks (hittable). Unlikely that it's anything serious.
2. 3+ months to years
3. Ummm, I was only kidding, I'm single (hit it).

[wailshark]

Just disregard comment and keep the conversation moving.

No need for a line of any kind (srs), it just draws more attention to it.

[raven1222]

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