1. Vaccum Cleaners
2. Blenders
3. Tie between crying babies and foreigners yelling loudly in a foreign language into their cell phones while standing next to you in line.
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Babies crying (no more)
Dogs barking (6 ATM but most don't bark)
17-year olds hitting the speed bag. (Right now)
I post this as my defense in the event of an unfortunate accident related to #3.
I love hitting the speed bag. Good for hand eye coordintion. Note to self. Do not hit the speed bag when 2nd_chance is in the room. Srs though, I use it at home when nobody is around.
Styrofoam. Not the squishy kind, but the hard kind that they pack appliances in. Cannot STAND the sound of it. And yet I am fine with fingernails on a chalkboard. Huh.
Some imbicile in my neighborhood used to have a rooster that would crow at all hours of the day. Never at daybreak though.
It wasnt so bad that he had one, I think they are pretty cool but i live in the suburbs of a city with 3 million people, not out in the country.
I really dont mind the crying babies. My 2 granddaughters are babies and live with me so i dont mind their crying, they can do whatever they like and I will be ok with it. What i cant stand is the parents yelling at them to stop crying because grandpa is trying to sleep.
What irritates the hell out of me is meat salesman. these guys have meat trucks they drive around in and stop by are say they are in the nieghborhood and have some extra meat they can give me a good deal on. i swear they hire the worse people to do this job.
I even have a sign I made out of wood that says "no meat salesmen".
Dont get me started on the vaccuum cleaner. i swore mine off thanksgiving of 2010 and have yet to use it since and wont ever use it.
1. someone raking a fork across a plate (that screeching sound)
2. someone popping gum without blowing bubbles (the ones that happen in between their teeth)
3. those people who pull up and pump $2.00 worth of gas and play that sh*t music so everyone within a mile can hear it
4. anyone snoring other than myself
5. neighbors dogs barking at 3 am for no apparent reason
6. jake brakes on a truck
I am the "Nuh" but you can call me Dana
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Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
5. neighbors dogs barking at 3 am for no apparent reason
Guy living half a block away has 3 dogs and I swear that prick likes to make them bark at 2-3am. He will turn on the outdoor light above his deck while his beasts are outside barking. I have gone out in my yard and actually yelled at him "shut your fukkin dogs up!" The light will suddenly turn off and the dogs mysteriously are quiet.
Don`t forget Detroit is like ummmm Baghdad without all the glitter ....Thomas Henry
1. someone raking a fork across a plate (that screeching sound)
2. someone popping gum without blowing bubbles (the ones that happen in between their teeth)
3. those people who pull up and pump $2.00 worth of gas and play that sh*t music so everyone within a mile can hear it
4. anyone snoring other than myself
5. neighbors dogs barking at 3 am for no apparent reason
6. jake brakes on a truck
Lol at #3. That seems to be a common thing here too.
1. Rap
2. The sound of my daughter asking me to buy her a ticket to a rap concert.
3. The sound of my daughter being displeased with my answer.
4. Rap
5. Pretty much any sound that comes out of my FIL's mouth.
6. The sound of a four or six cylinder car with loud pipes. Make it a V2, V8, or V12, or I don't want to hear it.
7. Rap
8. Have I mentioned Rap?
"We need to replace the idiocy of open-mindedness with happy judgmentalism, and embrace the “narrow” mind that finds pleasure in rejecting stupid ideas, notions, and people."
2. someone popping gum without blowing bubbles (the ones that happen in between their teeth)
^^ oh yes. That makes me crazy. And any gulping, slurping and smacking. Those ugly eating and drinking noises. Inevitably, the person seated next to me on a bus or train is making these. Thank Heavens for iPods.
One day this week, on my evening commute, the person ahead of me smelled like dirty hair. Ugh. The person three seats ahead of her was on her cell phone yelling at her son and lecturing him - for 20 minutes straight. I think the kid probably dropped his phone and left. Then the woman ahead of her had two screaming toddlers. Not that musical sound of a wee baby crying, but screaming screeching toddlers. Teen Mom of the Year hands her iPhone to one of them to play with. He shut up, but the other one went nutz because he didn't get the iPhone. Screaming, kicking, punching. Teen Mom was totally oblivious. I was never so happy to get home.
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Originally Posted by IronCharles
Is that you before your sex change operation, Steve? You should sue your doctor and get your money back!
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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Originally Posted by ArchAngel'73
negged
not r'lly
but tempted
Is the thread not named noises?
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
yerp
its a horrible noise!
but a good post to exemplify it
I have seen (all thanks to bb.com) animal porn, animal gore, human gore, online suicides, murder videos, 2 chicks doing something terrible in a cup, blue waffles (this is your fault cbb), and now I have heard that noise.
I am not quite sure what has caused my mental health deterioration within the last 5 years but suspect it has something to do with this place.
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Some people just want to watch the world burn~Alfred from Batman
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Obnoxiously loud motorcycles. Not the ones with the deep throaty rumble, but the ones that shake your windows, set off car alarms and make you have to stop having a conversation in your own house because some banker wants to dress up like a pirate and play hells angel for a weekend.
Semper Fi.
Just play the cards you are dealt and STFU.
If size mattered the elephant would be king of the jungle.
Obnoxiously loud motorcycles. Not the ones with the deep throaty rumble, but the ones that shake your windows, set off car alarms and make you have to stop having a conversation in your own house because some banker wants to dress up like a pirate and play hells angel for a weekend.
You'd hate my Harley then, it sets off car alarms all the time and might be possible to actually make your ears bleed. It gets pretty damn old on a long trip if the truth be told, but in downtown Milwaukee it's fun to blast around the concrete canyons created by all the buildings.
Don`t forget Detroit is like ummmm Baghdad without all the glitter ....Thomas Henry
You'd hate my Harley then, it sets off car alarms all the time and might be possible to actually make your ears bleed. It gets pretty damn old on a long trip if the truth be told, but in downtown Milwaukee it's fun to blast around the concrete canyons created by all the buildings.
Haha! He would hate my husbands too! He loves to rack his pipes off on his. He backed it up in our local bar one night with me on the back and gagged on it! Blue flames shooting out the pipe and all. It is a source of amusement for him.
I am the "Nuh" but you can call me Dana
DSC**Dirty Southern Gal **DSC
Crimson Tide 4 Life
I drink my Dunkin Donuts Dub style,workout Pratherian style & summon the Strength of the Gods through Bando
Forever e-friends with Vex and his recovering double barrell bung & enexi0688, the inventor of the new poop workout: Turning around to courtesy flush while staying seated, works abs.
Guy living half a block away has 3 dogs and I swear that prick likes to make them bark at 2-3am. He will turn on the outdoor light above his deck while his beasts are outside barking. I have gone out in my yard and actually yelled at him "shut your fukkin dogs up!" The light will suddenly turn off and the dogs mysteriously are quiet.
I think our neighbors trained their mutts to come to the edge of our property and bark. This in turn gets my dog up and barking. Her favorite place to sit and bark... right by my bedroom window!
I am the "Nuh" but you can call me Dana
DSC**Dirty Southern Gal **DSC
Crimson Tide 4 Life
I drink my Dunkin Donuts Dub style,workout Pratherian style & summon the Strength of the Gods through Bando
Forever e-friends with Vex and his recovering double barrell bung & enexi0688, the inventor of the new poop workout: Turning around to courtesy flush while staying seated, works abs.
People eating and savoring 'loudly', breathing heavy, snorting, smacking lips, huge bites, barely chewing, getting crap all over their face, licking fingers, not using a napkin, choking it down, acting animalistic with food.
People eating and savoring 'loudly', breathing heavy, snorting, smacking lips, huge bites, barely chewing, getting crap all over their face, licking fingers, not using a napkin, choking it down, acting animalistic with food.
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A little while ago, I boarded my morning train to work. There is a row of three seats. One woman was sitting at one end, and the other two seats were vacant. I took the seat at the other end, and on the vacant seat between us was a part-eaten muffin. The woman was beautiful. Petite, blond, beautifully dressed in a business suit, wearing perfect pumps, and had a Michael Kors purse at her feet. I no sooner take my seat, and this beautiful woman takes a tiny bit of the muffin and pops into her mouth. I cannot describe the revolting sounds that came from her. Disgusting. Truly piggish. Then she swallows down her muffin with a loud gulp of coffee. Just when I thought the worst was over, she takes her perfectly manicured index finger and runs it along her teeth, scraping off all muffin residue. Blech! It gets worse: She then removes her perfectly manicured finger from her mouth, examines the debris under her nail, then pops it back in her mouth and sucks the debris out. I thought I'd die. I sat staring at this abomination with my mouth wide open, horrified. She wasn't the least bit bothered. This continued for 25 minutes. I thought she'd never finish her stupid muffin.
Yes, I have commuter rage.
"Conducting a PowerPoint presentation is a lot like smoking a cigar. Only the person doing it likes it. The people around him want to hit him with a chair." ~ Roger Simon
I hate it when you are eating with someone and that person starts tasting their food like they just had an orgasm NOM NOM MMMMMMM NOM NOM NOM mM MmmmM Mmm NOM NOM mmM
It makes me wanna kill them, its usually women wtf.
Loud and excessive yawning. If you're tired you yawn, OK. But if you're yawning with great gusto every few minutes (like an employee of ours once did) then GTFO.
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Originally Posted by pvsampson
F##ken hell Cowboy!!!!!Second time that thing got me!!!!
LOL
I take it your speaker was up high.
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
1) My cell phone ringing when i'm oncall and finding out i have to drive 3-4 hours for a service call.
2) Arriving at said service call and check in with customer to find out they have the thermostat shut off. Even though i asked if it was on before i left.
3) Getting back home at 5 a.m. and the damn cell phone rings again.
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