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04-02-2012, 10:00 PM #1
Good Plenty of Fish Profile description? (6.5K) (Should be easy)
Asian dude from Milwaukee
~Trinity&LBM appreciation crew~
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04-02-2012, 10:02 PM #2
Please respond.
6.5k reps upf or grabs.Asian dude from Milwaukee
~Trinity&LBM appreciation crew~
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04-02-2012, 10:03 PM #3
This is from my OKC. A couple of pastas together that I tailored into my own life, plz don't copy word for word
My self-summary
I'm just on a quest to find a heavenly blessed beauty. If you are a sea creature, you'll save yourself some time, if you just stop reading here and move on to your next prey. “Shallow” is just a word fat people made up so they could sit on their ass all day and not put any effort into life. Now, if you are an aesthetically pleasing heavenly blessed beauty who cares about your body and health, feel free to continue.
tip: the quickest way to get my pants off is to make me a sandwich, being naked while doing this is also a plus. You say douchebag, I say honest. Cest la'vie.
If you think you fit this, feel free to send me a message. Don't delegate me into the meat-head category, as I'll be going to law school in the next few years. Take note of all the sarcasm. If you don't pick up on it, you're ruh-tarded
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a full time student in the great city of Miami by day, while at night I'll do a Hannah Montana-type transformation into your typical suave woman seducer. I plan on learning everything there is to know about anything so that eventually when people want to ask a question, they come to me instead of using Google. I also want to do a lot of traveling, not only to famous places like Italy or France, but to those countries that only a few people have even heard of. Seriously, how many people do you know that can truthfully say that they have been to Azerbaijan or Saychelles?
Well basically, I party like its 1999. I am America’s next top model. I never sweat. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bowl 350. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I’m a stellar hugger and a world-class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once read Paradise Lost, the Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children want to be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the fullest and most symmetrical Christmas trees. On Wednesdays, after practice, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I eat soup. I am a go-getter. I sleep once a day. Basically...I rock.Sperries and Polos are gay
Iphones are worthless
Atheists are just retarded sinners
Democrats don't know what they're talking about
Bodybuilders are closet homosexuals
Wearing watches is beta
Having a gun just means you have a small dick
Dieting is for women
Chipotle is the ultimate garbage food
Not cheating on your girlfriend is for pussies
If you're not your own boss, you are pathetic
If you live in America, you are probably a douchebag
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04-02-2012, 10:05 PM #4
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04-02-2012, 10:06 PM #5
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04-02-2012, 10:10 PM #6Sperries and Polos are gay
Iphones are worthless
Atheists are just retarded sinners
Democrats don't know what they're talking about
Bodybuilders are closet homosexuals
Wearing watches is beta
Having a gun just means you have a small dick
Dieting is for women
Chipotle is the ultimate garbage food
Not cheating on your girlfriend is for pussies
If you're not your own boss, you are pathetic
If you live in America, you are probably a douchebag
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04-02-2012, 10:10 PM #7
I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.
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04-02-2012, 10:11 PM #8
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks,
making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines
with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.
I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large
suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire.
I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.
My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I bat 400
I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.
I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.
I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Spain, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists
who had seized a small bakery. I can be very goofy and fun, or very serious and straight forward and my bills are all paid.
On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan,
cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I love curled fries and salmon. I am a VERY honest person.
I have a strong distaste toward people who lie, cheat and steal. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
I am very passionate about fitness and nutrition.
First date: we could pop open a bottle of champagne and see where our inhibitions take us.Sometimes you just gotta go apeshiit- Antoine Vaillant
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04-02-2012, 10:12 PM #9
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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04-02-2012, 10:13 PM #10
LOL at the austin powers paragraph
I rep back
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04-02-2012, 10:16 PM #11
Copy pastas for all occasions enjoy brahs
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...egsG1wK6I/edit
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11-25-2012, 08:03 AM #12
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08-31-2016, 11:54 AM #13
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Ok,,, Im going to try something new,,,, as in what im looking for after reading soooo many wonderful and interesting profiles on here,,, What I would like is an extremely beautiful looking women,,, one that will take care of me all the time,,, Ideally she would have a car,,, and a truck for me as a back up,,,, now,,, lets see,,, what else,, oh,,, ok,,,, you will need to own your own house,,, its ok if your carrying a mortgage but it has to be at low interest rates. The perfect scenario Im looking for is if you also own your own business,,, I need that back up if ya know what I mean hehehe. I don't go to the gym everyday and that's ok if you don't but lets just watch our weight ok ) Im also not into doing much aside from drinking beer and smoking pot every evening and watching movies,,, SORRY gals,,, this is a deal breaker if you don't like it! but,,, that's ok if you don't,,, we both need our own time alone on Pornhub right ) Lets see now,, what else??? I like really good food preferable if its cooked fresh everyday,,, some day olds are ok but we can discuss this as soon as I move in. Further more it would be nice if you supply me with a stipend,,, or a credit card, just in case of an emergency,,, you never know when a good A.T.V. or boat will come on sale ,,, im not to fussy about this, again we can discuss this on our first date.
Please make sure you have lots of up to date picture to send to me upon request,,, we really need to know what we look like before we get married,,,,, so,,,, in the end Im looking for a sugar Mommy to support my ass as I have nothing better to offer but my ass!
Please message me with any offers and Ill let the winner know who I pick.
THANK YOU SO MUCH,, AND,, YES,,, A HAPPY FISHING TO YOU TOO,,,, XOXOXOX
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08-31-2016, 11:56 AM #14
I'm looking for kind-hearted and caring men who also likes his hair pulled and ass smacked.
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