Official Monday Night RAW Thread (April 2, 2012)

[swaggahhwmbrah]

how come no one is mentioning when Lesnar kicked Cenas gayass hat? It cracked me up

I liked it too, was like YEAH SUCK ON THAT CENA, I JUST F5D U UMAD?

[meep316]

I liked it too, was like YEAH SUCK ON THAT CENA, I JUST F5D U UMAD?

Me too. Hilarious.

[John_Connor]

First rock beats cena at mania,then lesnar f5s him the next night! looooooooool!

I wonder if brock will wear mma type shorts when he has a match?

[mateosanchez]

That Raw was pretty damn epic. Crowd was definitely on point tonight.



Those Si! Si! Si! chants during the ADR/Shamo promo were absolutely hilarious.

[pearljamfan]

LOL @ this failure returning. Spent the pass howevermany years getting his overrated face smashed and wants to come back for a quick payday before leaving again and blaming it on the travel schedule?

GTFO.

some failure, his matches broke all records on ppv in ufc, destroyed the numbers wwe did during the great attitude era, ufc100 with him headlining did 1.8m buys, i bet lesnar vs cena next year at mania will blow away rock vs cena on ppv

[pearljamfan]

I hope they hire Heyman to work as his mouth piece a bit, Lesnar is not exactly good at cutting promos but man am I going to enjoy every second he's in the ring.

his promo after the mir 2 match was great stuff

[swaggahhwmbrah]

Dwayne Johnson ******** @TheRock


@SHAQ Hows your lips Shaq? Cause next time I see you, I'm slapping them off your face. #TeamBringIt #ByeByeLips


lolwut

[DrMarc]

Did anyone else lol at this last night?



Haha what a crowd reaction!

I'm crossing my fingers for Brock/Rock II...

[B33f]

some failure, his matches broke all records on ppv in ufc, destroyed the numbers wwe did during the great attitude era, ufc100 with him headlining did 1.8m buys, i bet lesnar vs cena next year at mania will blow away rock vs cena on ppv

Can you give a source? Quick Google search says it was 1.500.000 buys

[IronLyfe]

Dwayne Johnson ******** @TheRock


@SHAQ Hows your lips Shaq? Cause next time I see you, I'm slapping them off your face. #TeamBringIt #ByeByeLips


lolwut

lmao da fuk

[hawaiian robots]

That was an awesome RAW

[grizzlebees]

The Executive Vice-President of talent relations, General manager of Monday Night Raw and General Manager of Smackdown John Laurinaitis.

damn thats quite a mouth full

You're forgetting that it can all be summed up as

MR. EXCITEMENT

[Pontiusont]

After RAW...

[DahStoryTella]

Lulz were had when Jericho slipped/fell down as he kicked CM Punk.

Overwall, RAW was cool. I actually thought that Cena was simply going to cut his ''I respect The Rock'' promo, leave, and end RAW just like that. However, I still kind of expected a big return but not from Brock Lesnar; I thought that that was some April Fools trolling by WWE. I expected The Rock to come back, give Cena a Rock Bottom and WWE would tease Cena going off of the deep end again.

[JUSA]

Great RAW and that has to have been the best crowd I've ever seen. A good crowd can make a bad show good and a great show incredible. I can't think of a better RAW in years, just so much of it worked on every level. Even the Attitude Era shows, while usually having some good/great moments, generally had a lot of filler and stupid stuff we've simply forgotten or ignored over the years. From the start to the finish, this show was loaded with pure awesome.

10/10 on the AN scale, and well deserved.

[mushu1994]

Great RAW and that has to have been the best crowd I've ever seen. A good crowd can make a bad show good and a great show incredible. I can't think of a better RAW in years, just so much of it worked on every level. Even the Attitude Era shows, while usually having some good/great moments, generally had a lot of filler and stupid stuff we've simply forgotten or ignored over the years. From the start to the finish, this show was loaded with pure awesome.

10/10 on the AN scale, and well deserved.

Agree 95%. Sheamo ruined the mid flow but the current of the water was too powerful to be haltered by one segment.

[Bulkasaurus]

Agree 95%. Sheamo ruined the mid flow but the current of the water was too powerful to be haltered by one segment.

If the worst segment was ADR and Sheamus and we still got Daniel Bryan chants, Sheamus getting shat on, Ricardo Rodriguez's return, and si chants, I'll take it!

So many lulzy moments in that segment.

[anonymous]

If the worst segment was ADR and Sheamus and we still got Daniel Bryan chants, Sheamus getting shat on, Ricardo Rodriguez's return, and si chants, I'll take it!

So many lulzy moments in that segment.

Just goes to show you the quality that we're getting right now if that's the worst segment of a given show.

I hope this keeps up.

[Chuck Norris]

Did anyone else lol at this last night?

That guy killed me.

[waytoodeep03]

lesnar looked skinny fat, think he's gonna keep this look now as he already had months to jump onto a cycle and didnt

also amazes me how he looks exactly the same as 10 years ago (looks wise)

Looks just plain fat to me. Dude def needs to shape up

[waytoodeep03]

Bring in Austin to be commish or something & wow! WWE would be back!

This. Who cares if these guys bury the current roster. The current roster isnt carrying wwe.

SCSA, Goldberg, Lesnar, Rock would be golden

[TheRejuvenated]

Jeez page 3 already, this section is on fire. I'm just now watching, The Rock is easily the most entertaining guy the WWE's had... since himself? "Stop dancing, okay I will" "thanks for the whistling... oh it was a guy too... john cena fan"


Promo is just incredible. It'd be amazing if he went off, filmed Hercules and whatever else, then made a surprise full time return to WWE.

I never liked Lesnar, I thought he got the push Del Rio had, an undeserving nobody getting a huge push for no reason. I was a Goldberg fan.


O_O Rock just said WWE champ omg.



I should also state now, I hope Rock doesn't become WWE champ now. Not with this belt. If The Rock becomes WWE Champ with that stupid belt I'll riot. Change the belt already, turn cena heel and get rid of his belt.


Someone last night after the match said "hows this help WWE, theyre burying cena"

No they aren't. The Rock has been incredible, after tonight he's definitely delivered, and electrified the WWE.

[TheRejuvenated]

Lulz I watched some of the Abraham Washington show segments on ECW back in the day, he could be entertaining, hopefully he'll help Mark Henry


Cena segment now...


LOL @ what a loser chants, miami really killed it tonight, props to this crowd, other cities should take note and continue it. Top it!

WTF is this "daniel bryan you owe me one" what are you even talking about cena you douche, the fans were chanting it all night before you came out idiot. Another reason to hate cena.

daniel bryan chants and cena ruins it by saying "this is why i love raw"


seriously what is this chit? Cena keeps making these little comments to the camera. Who the phuck are you talking to cena? I kept guessing it was because he was doing some behind the scenes thing and theyd use those snippets, but wtf? Cena's just so phucking horrible I wanna punch him in the face. He takes the entire thing like its a joke, laughing during segments, making stupid snidey comments that arent even funny... god. Just SHUT UP.

Cena is the absolute worst in the wwe at selling anything. Wtf.

Lesnar coming out :O Barely gets much of a reaction. His musics not really that type, it starts off kinda quiet and stuff, not good for a big return. Plus he sucks.

Cena of course grinning like a god damn fool as Lesnar comes out. Once again ruining...

[Hardbody316]

i totally agree...the rock makes it "look real" with his demeanor when he comes to the ring, cuts a promo...lesnar came out, wasnt smiling, looked like he wanted to rip off cenas head...

what does cena do..claps and smiles like a phucking *******...jesus christ just stop alread...such a ****ty actor

[swaggahhwmbrah]

Promo is just incredible. It'd be amazing if he went off, filmed Hercules and whatever else, then made a surprise full time return to WWE.

I can really see this happening after Wrestlemania 29, he loves the WWE, the goosebumps he gets coming back everytime shows it, he probably knows the WWE needs people like him to give up and coming stars the rub they need to keep this company going the next 10 years or so when the big guys are gone.
He also is managed by his ex wife now so thats helped him get back into Wrestling, his old management team pushed him as far away as possible.

[hassan19]

Did anyone else lol at this last night?


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LOL YES, I loved that. I'd prob do some stupid shiz like that myself.
strong mark/10

[jungalist]

Did anyone else lol at this last night?



Haha what a crowd reaction!

lewl it's the WWE version of the 'Just Bleed' guy

[Popcorn_fart]

Best RAW in ages! Crowd made it better than it was. Half of them being international or from other cities around the US helped as well as most of the audience being men above the age of 18

Rocks promo was amazing no one in the history of the business can work a crowd like he did/does.

AW is finally back and in a good role i like that kid.

Lesnar returning was great!

and the rest was good too.

Santinos walk to the ring is awesome, big fan of Ziggler! and Brodus Clay is funky!

some failure, his matches broke all records on ppv in ufc, destroyed the numbers wwe did during the great attitude era, ufc100 with him headlining did 1.8m buys, i bet lesnar vs cena next year at mania will blow away rock vs cena on ppv

lol your comparing something thats real to fake. Also a massive milestone for UFC that had GSP on the card as well who draws 800k plus each ppv hes on.

Did anyone else lol at this last night?



Haha what a crowd reaction!
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i lost it when this happened

[AgentSkyhawk]

Did anyone else lol at this last night?



Haha what a crowd reaction!

I'm crossing my fingers for Brock/Rock II...

lmfao@ the gif yeah i laughed at that

but i heard that he showed up and even watching it b4 he came out i was still stoked and still was when i saw him. and like some1 mentioned he's more lean now and he can still move. Hopefully he'll be around for a long time

[wake_me]

WTF is this "daniel bryan you owe me one" what are you even talking about cena you douche, the fans were chanting it all night before you came out idiot. Another reason to hate cena.

bert stared the TV at this one. He did the same thing with Ryder before.

Brock/Rock Summerslam, just realized their last SS match was 10 years ago...so I guess it kind of writes itself.