... but c'mon now.
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."
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11-19-2012, 04:24 PM #1sudo apt-get beer
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Good hygiene is nice and all...
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11-19-2012, 04:54 PM #2Old Man Yelling at Cloud
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Mirin ex-husband's white knight skills.
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11-19-2012, 04:55 PM #3No longer in denial
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LOL. This happened 2.5 years ago, I'm sure it's grown back since then.
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11-19-2012, 05:00 PM #4sudo apt-get beer
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Originally Posted by Nikonguy
LOL. This happened 2.5 years ago, I'm sure it's grown back since then.
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11-19-2012, 05:23 PM #5Master Roshi
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Reminds me of this story I heard on the radio a while back:Originally Posted by SP1966
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11-19-2012, 06:38 PM #6Nihilist
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That guy seriously needs to turn in his man-card.Originally Posted by -=FLEX=-
WIFE: Gee honey, can you help me de-beard my clam so that some other guy can do me unencumbered?
HUSBAND: Sure darling, I would hate for some other guy to get stubble-burn while he is pounding you 8 ways from Sunday.
WIFE: Aww...poopikins, you are so sweet!It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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11-19-2012, 06:46 PM #7sudo apt-get beer
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Maybe he's desperate for her to remarry and end his alimony payments.Originally Posted by -=FLEX=-
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11-19-2012, 06:54 PM #8Going back to beast mode
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LOL, yeah, I remembered it (how can one forget?) as soon a I read it. I thought it was even older than that.Originally Posted by Nikonguy
LOL. This happened 2.5 years ago, I'm sure it's grown back since then.
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11-19-2012, 09:51 PM #9Registered User
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I was going to say something about multi-tasking but then I read the article.
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11-19-2012, 09:53 PM #10B s O n H a I f C u A
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You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus
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